Harry Potter book banners!
By: Moonbeam
A/N: This is a little thing about the HP characters and how THEY feel about banners. YES THIS IS A CLICHÉ LIKE THING!
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Moonbeam sits down in the kitchen and opens 'Microsoft word.' She starts to type.
'Some people say that the Harry Potter book series promotes Satanic things such as the occult. These people-'
Grandma: What are you doing out here all alone honey?
Me: I'm typing up a little story. Now leave me be. Go and visit Pat, okay?
Grandma: okay, BYE!
Voice: Wow book banner? What's that?
Voice 2: Well as I understand it, a book banner is someone who tried to get a certain book banned or made so it is not allowed in places. You should read more, Ron.
Ron: So you say, Herm.
Voice 3: You filthy little mudblood, what do you know?
Voice 4: Say that again Malfoy, just a little closer to the edge.
Me: Why am *I* the target of a cliché?
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger can be seen trying to push Draco Malfoy into the deep end of my pool.
Moonbeam, otherwise know as Ryca, opens the glass sliding door that leads to the deck, that leads to the pool, yells 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!'
Me: Hey, Draco, come here for a moment.
All except Draco is staring at her as if she is insane.
Me (over Malfoy's head): ::Puts pointer finger to lips::
Me: ::ushers Malfoy to her CD/Radio/tape player, she puts head-phones on his head. She cranks the volume to max. turns it on::
Malfoy: AHHH! What in the name of Voldemort are you trying to do to me?
Me: Me? Nothing, nothing.
Me: ::Sits back down at computer::
Book banners believe that the Harry potter book series is evil and teaches children Witchcraft, they also say that it 'uses magic as an escape from real life.' Not true.
Ron: Book Banners? What's that?
Hermione: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!
Ron: I wanna hear it from her.
Me (still typing): Listen to Hermione, she's right.
Herm: Told you, Ron.
Ron ::wonders over to CD player:: What does this button do?
Me: Oh God have mercy.... ::Starts to pray::
Ron has hit the 'Play' button.
CD player:
I've heard time and time again how all thing fall apart...
Me: ::Hits 'Stop':: You don't touch Ryca's stuff. Okay?
All: Yes Ma'am.
Draco: I'm going a back to Hogwarts and report you to Professor Snape!
Me: Coughtattletailcough.
Draco: what did you say?
Me: I need to get back to work. ::starts typing at top speed::
Ron who has been reading over her shoulder: What does Mal a la tete! J'ai mal a la tete! Cava? Tres bien, et tu? Comme ci comme ca.
Me: That means, Headache! I have a headache. How are you? Very good, and you? Okay.
Ron: You're nutters! ::backs away slowly making no sudden movements::
Me: I need music. ::walks over to her CD player:: Hmm what to listen to? Let's see, Youngstown is out, okay here we go!
CD PLAYER:
Aruba, Jamaica, ohhh I wanna take ya....
Me: Sweet! Beach boys. Maybe mom has other CDs...
Everybody: Beach boys? You scare us. BYE! ::leave through door and Ron pushes Malfoy into pool::
Me: Ahhh, I'll leave him in there, See if he can swim....
2 HOURS LATER
Me: Nope, can't swim.
::goes back to typing::
I left Malfoy in the pool and Snape came and gave me dention. WAHHHHH!
By: Moonbeam
A/N: This is a little thing about the HP characters and how THEY feel about banners. YES THIS IS A CLICHÉ LIKE THING!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Moonbeam sits down in the kitchen and opens 'Microsoft word.' She starts to type.
'Some people say that the Harry Potter book series promotes Satanic things such as the occult. These people-'
Grandma: What are you doing out here all alone honey?
Me: I'm typing up a little story. Now leave me be. Go and visit Pat, okay?
Grandma: okay, BYE!
Voice: Wow book banner? What's that?
Voice 2: Well as I understand it, a book banner is someone who tried to get a certain book banned or made so it is not allowed in places. You should read more, Ron.
Ron: So you say, Herm.
Voice 3: You filthy little mudblood, what do you know?
Voice 4: Say that again Malfoy, just a little closer to the edge.
Me: Why am *I* the target of a cliché?
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger can be seen trying to push Draco Malfoy into the deep end of my pool.
Moonbeam, otherwise know as Ryca, opens the glass sliding door that leads to the deck, that leads to the pool, yells 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!'
Me: Hey, Draco, come here for a moment.
All except Draco is staring at her as if she is insane.
Me (over Malfoy's head): ::Puts pointer finger to lips::
Me: ::ushers Malfoy to her CD/Radio/tape player, she puts head-phones on his head. She cranks the volume to max. turns it on::
Malfoy: AHHH! What in the name of Voldemort are you trying to do to me?
Me: Me? Nothing, nothing.
Me: ::Sits back down at computer::
Book banners believe that the Harry potter book series is evil and teaches children Witchcraft, they also say that it 'uses magic as an escape from real life.' Not true.
Ron: Book Banners? What's that?
Hermione: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!
Ron: I wanna hear it from her.
Me (still typing): Listen to Hermione, she's right.
Herm: Told you, Ron.
Ron ::wonders over to CD player:: What does this button do?
Me: Oh God have mercy.... ::Starts to pray::
Ron has hit the 'Play' button.
CD player:
I've heard time and time again how all thing fall apart...
Me: ::Hits 'Stop':: You don't touch Ryca's stuff. Okay?
All: Yes Ma'am.
Draco: I'm going a back to Hogwarts and report you to Professor Snape!
Me: Coughtattletailcough.
Draco: what did you say?
Me: I need to get back to work. ::starts typing at top speed::
Ron who has been reading over her shoulder: What does Mal a la tete! J'ai mal a la tete! Cava? Tres bien, et tu? Comme ci comme ca.
Me: That means, Headache! I have a headache. How are you? Very good, and you? Okay.
Ron: You're nutters! ::backs away slowly making no sudden movements::
Me: I need music. ::walks over to her CD player:: Hmm what to listen to? Let's see, Youngstown is out, okay here we go!
CD PLAYER:
Aruba, Jamaica, ohhh I wanna take ya....
Me: Sweet! Beach boys. Maybe mom has other CDs...
Everybody: Beach boys? You scare us. BYE! ::leave through door and Ron pushes Malfoy into pool::
Me: Ahhh, I'll leave him in there, See if he can swim....
2 HOURS LATER
Me: Nope, can't swim.
::goes back to typing::
I left Malfoy in the pool and Snape came and gave me dention. WAHHHHH!