I do not own Kim Possible and/or Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" ..blah blah blah.

The Rufus (told from Ron's point of view)

One day while I was shopping
At the Smarty-Mart I was stopping
To find a rug,
To lay upon my bedroom floor

I came into the isle sixteen
The isle near the men's bathroom door
In a cage laid a small rodent
Like I've never seen before
Quoth the rodent, "tacos more!"

"Tacos", he kept saying as he
Screamed through the store
Should I buy him rather than a rug
To lay upon my floor?
He continued to scramble about
In his cage, his 'nakedness' allure.
Should I spend my money?
Quoth the rodent, "tacos more"

The angst of purchasing such a pet
Tormented me more,
As I grabbed an employee
Who worked at the store.

I bought the rodent and without
A thought what for,
I had a new friend
To eat nachos, tacos, and more…

-ThE eNd-

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