Here we are again. Well; I have decided to remaster and redo this Fanfic for the pleasure of myself and no else.
With that in mind, I have typed out the first chapter and hope you all will like it. If you don't; well that's your own issue.
Now this will be a cross over between Naruto and Game of Thrones. A Proper one. So expect to see many Naruto Characters to appear in the near future.
Also if anyone would like; I am open to suggestions of who I should ultimately pair Naruto with; granted it does start off with Naruto and Cersei...
I do plan to change in further in.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not Naruto, Not Game of Thrones. IF you believe I own them; then you clearly have bigger issues then I do.
Never trust a Lannister….no no no, Hear me roar!; wait that's not right…a Lannister always pays his debts. Well whatever it is, it's a lie. I am the eldest bastard child of Tywin Lannister; older half sibling to Jaime, Cersei and Tyrion Lannister. Uncle to Joffrey Barathreon, father to both Myrcella, and Tommen Baratheon. I've been given many names; bastard, Hill, a boy who knows too much. But lately I've been called a different name. The Fox. I've been told I have a habit of avoiding trouble and my niche for always tricking someone into anything also. But I guess you want to know who I am and all; although I don't feel like telling you, I suppose I could this one time. I am Naruto Lannister; The Fox and master of the Game. There, you know who I am, so I guess we can get on with this adventure of politics, war, sex and murder.
Wait? Not yet? Why not? Ohhh…you want to know more about me? I suppose I could diverge some more details. But only this once okay. So listen carefully. I am the bastard son of Tywin Lannsiter and Queen Rhealla Targaryen. I was born between the late queens two sons Rhaegar and Viserys Targaryen. I served as a ward to my father Tywin when he was serving as the Hand of the King before being replaced by Lord Owen Merryweather. From then; I stayed in court as the invisible child until King Roberts Rebellon took place. At the age of eighteen; I looked nothing like a Targaryen I was ignored. Good thing was, much like my older brother and younger one; I was trained by some of the best. Ser Arthur Dayne and the White Bull himself; Ser Gerold Hightower. I was good with a sword, shit even better then Jamie but we won't talk about that. Then the rebellion happened and I had to sit by and watch my older brother kill the King. I secretly took pleasure in that.
In the wake of the rebellion; my both my brothers Jamie and Tyrion told me to go to Old Town. I always wondered why they told me that to this day; but it was clear that they wanted me to become a Measter. Save me from King Roberts's wraith as he was on a war path to remove all Targaryen from the map. Even received word of my mother's death and my younger half-sisters birth. I was furious to be honest; but I stayed where I was until my father came and got me a few years later. In a short five years training to be a measter, much to my displeasure. I had forged seven links to my chain; Black Iron, Yellow Gold, Iron, Lead, Silver, Steel and the rare Valyrian Steel. I still have my chain as it sits adorn on my left shoulders as a chain band. My father brought me home to Casterly rock and then with a few harsh words sent me to Kings Landing as his heir and son.
It wasn't too long while I was in Kings Landing did I get approached by a group of people who offered me a position in their group. I didn't know at the time it was the Famous Ravens or as history written them off as Ravens Teeth. They were the reminates and descendants of Brynden Rivers old Raven's Teeth before they were all sent to the wall. To my surprise; the old Blood Raven had a written rule so deep inside the Kings Guards that it gave unspeakable power of them. The Kingsguards serve to protect the king; the Ravens serve to protect the people from the kings. The leader of the Ravens had the authority to subject the King to trail at any time and for any reason. Talk about power. They were made up of roughly three hundred or so people from all backgrounds and they gave my brother Jamie a choice; serve and protect the King or crown a new one. I guess Jamie chose to crown a new one and I really don't blame him for it.
So there, that's all you need to know. You can find out more as this shit show of a story progresses and trust me; it will be a good shit show. I'm talking, dragons, white walkers, sex, I think a horse gets killed. Oh and I get to build a kinky harem…just kidding; but I do get a few scene of me and Cersei fucking like two bitches in heat. So that's a plus.
Westeros: North on the road to Winterfell
The north. With all the evergreens and flora. It was still a blistering cold place to be as snow was visible in patches along the kingsroad. Even animals were getting scarce to find in the wilds; except for a stag here and there or a wild goose. The royal party was riding north to visit the Wardens of the North was uneventful to say the least. Naruto rode from behind on his steed, wearing a mixture of leather and plate armor that offered heavy protection yet was light enough for him to move around in. He had two steel swords strapped to his back that was hidden under a thick ebony black bear fur cloak he had. He let out a low groan, pulling on the reins a bit to speed up; coming along the left of the carriage to look inside to his sister. He could feel a cold draft come through as he muttered under his breath. He was not made for the cold and he did not like the cold all that much. He looked over inside the carriage to see his sister was sound asleep softly with an even more sleep Tommen head on her lap. He could see that she was in mid stroke of his sons golden hair when she fell asleep and decided against waking her just so he could talk. He had all the time in the world while at Winterfell to do such things. He gave his horse a kick and sped up to come riding alongside his brother Jamie. They each exchange looks before rolling their eyes. Jamie was the first to learn of Naruto's position in the Ravens as it was clear from the start. Jamie couldn't help but to worry that his older brother might have gotten himself involved with something bad.
"We're about a day's ride out from Winterfell." Jamie said in a soft tone; "I would ask for your fur; but I fear you might bite my hand."
"Was that a jest or are you actually trying to be funny?" Naurto asked, a smirk on his face; "I packed a two extra ones in you need it to keep warm." In reality, he packed the extras one in case the one he was wearing got ruined or Cersei needed one.
"That's is awfully kind of you." Jamie looked at Naruto with a raised brow; "Why the sudden interest of being nice to me?"
"Maybe I wanted suck on your golden cock to see if it actually taste like gold." Naruto said bluntly; "Or maybe because I actually care for my younger brother." That got a laugh out of Jamie. Naruto just smiled and kept the pace. It wasn't an awkward relationship; it was more like the two of them enjoy making thing awkward.
The royal party was raring close to domain of the Winterfell; over the horizon one could see the oldest castle in all of Westeros looming into view. In its backdrop was the ever so looming and intimidating Wall. It was close to night and King Robert had called for a rest. Several Lannister guards and men at arms all ran out to collect fire woods for the pits as several servant began erecting tents and pavilions for the royal family. Both Tommen and Mrycella were awake and running around bit to enjoy from fun and stretched their legs. Joffrey on the other hand was standing still; barking orders at his own guard the Sandor Clegane more commonly known as the hound to do things. Robert had taken off to go hunt with four of this King Guards which left Naruto somewhat in charge; well he took charge.
Naruto tent was among the first to be completed, besides the kings and the royal families. Naruto was outside his tent, a knife in hand cutting the bark off a block of wood humming a tune to himself. He had this block of wood since they left Trident in the Riverlands. He was going to carve the block into a fox and give it to either Tommen or Mrycella; he wasn't sure just who yet. He always gave weird little homemade gifts to the two of them and they cherished them. Tommen had a full collection of tiny wooden knights and horses that he plays with in his room. Mrycella had a collection of dolls, a hand carve table, chairs and tea set to go with them; all made by Naruto. It was his pass time and he enjoy the smile they brought them. He thought of giving Joffery something; but the boy only seemed to want whatever adults wanted; stating that little toys are for stupid little peasant kids and not princes and kings. So Naruto didn't bother offering again. He looked up to see Cersei walking out of the Kings Tent, pulling her heavy wool cloak over her shoulders and gave the area a look over.
"It's all safe." Naruto said from his seat; "I had Ravens roaming the lands around us since we left the Trident. They report nothing of any dangers; but a decent inn a few leagues north."
"Why did we not make camp there?" Cersei asked, walking over towards her older brother. She had to avoid a few soldier's that were rushing around the camp to set everything up.
"Robert didn't want to listen." Naruto answered; "He said and I quote; "I rather sleep under the stars and in the wilds then in another cramp Inn." But I think it's because the Inn in question is owned by a man and his son. So there is not women for him to fuck." Cersei let out a small laugh and joined Naruto on his bench. She rested her head on his shoulder and let out a soft sigh. Naurto caught a good whiff of her hair and could make out honey, a few herds and the soft hint of mint. It was a scent that he enjoyed. "I still disagree with this decision." Naruto told her. They both knew what Naruto spoke of; the choice of the new Hand of the King. They both remember that night, roughly a month ago when the previous hand; Jon Arryn passed.
FLASH BACK: Kings Landing, Red Keep
The bells were chiming loud, too loud. Naruto was dead asleep in his chamber, naked as the day he was born. Beside him was an equally naked Cersei who was stirring due to the sounds of the bells. Naruto groaned and opened his eyes, sitting up in his dark canopy bed and pulled back the curtains. He was not in the mood; far from the mood at the moment. He stood up, hearing Cersei roll over to face him with a small content smile on her face before it shifted to annoyance to match his. He gave her a shrug before reaching down to pull his black trousers on. There was a heavy knock on his chamber doors, both him and Cersei exchange a look before Naruto moved to answer it. On the other side was Ser Arys Oakheart with a deep and distressed look on his face. Naruto knew what that look was and gave the Kings Guard a nod before speaking.
"Assemble the Small council and fetch the king from whatever whore he has in his bed." Naruto ordered. The Knight gave a nod and went off into the night to summon the council.
Naruto closed his chambers door and let out a deep sigh before looking at his sister. He gave her a once over before walking to his waredrobe for a deep red velvet tunic to put on. Cersei got the message quickly from Narutos lack of talking and snuck out of the room to join up with her husband to join him in mourning. Naruto was quick to change and walked from his chambers in Maegors Holdfast towards the council chambers. He was the first to arrive and took a seat upon a cast iron stool in the shadows of the room. He was both visible and not visible.
The first to arrive to the small council was a weasel of a man in Narutos opinion; Petyr Baelish, the Master of Coin. Petyr was a low cast lord who rose to power being able to scheme and make money for the crown. Something Naruto wasn't fond of. Behind him, walked in the Master of Whispers who was floating on air with a swift and fluid strides. Varys was a good spy and someone Naruto overly trusted. Then came the Master of Ships; the ever so stern Stannis Baratheon; Roberts younger brother. Stannis was a hero in the Rebellion and acted as both Lord of Ships building the royal fleet and as Lord of Dragonstone guarding the Blackwater. Behind Stannis was the other Baratheon, the youngest. Renly who Naruto thought was too young to be Master of law. Everyone was looking around, confused as to why they were summoned at the twilight hours of the Night. Varys was first to notice Naruto and kept quiet. Then they could hear it, the heavy steps and outlandish swearing of the King as he came walking in with Lord Commander Selmy behind him.
'Jamie must be guarding inside and Oakheart outside then.' Naruto thought it before was broken by Roberts booming voice.
"Who the hell summoned a council this early in the morning?!" Robert proclaimed, looking around just for everyone to give him a shrug.
"I did." Naruto said from the shadows. He stepped down from his stool and crossed his arms. "Jon Arryn is dead."
"I bloody know that! I was going to give my respect you dragon whoreson." Robert barked. It was common knowledge amongst everyone in the small council that Naruto was half Targaryen and the bitter tension between him and Robert was obvious even when half awake. "But no! you have to go and wake up the whole fucking castle for this little shit show!"
"And who were you going to plan to be his replacement?" He asked, "As Lord Raven, I do hold the authority to question your choice." It was one of Brydens many hidden rules to ensure the peace of the realm. Robert let out a growl and took his seat at the table. Just as his fat ass met the chair; the doors to the chambers opened up and Grand Maester Pycelle came walking in. Slowly.
"Late as ever old man." Naruto muttered; "I think we need to replace him."
"Oh shut up." Robert barked. "I rather be paying my respect to a friend then be here."
"You can do that later. This is more pressing." Naruto snapped back with a bit of anger.'
"You think just because you get to fuck my queen whenever it pleases you; that you can tell me what to do?!"
"I damn well can." Naruto said, pulling out a dagger from his tunic; "I can damn well kill you here too." Ser Barristan Selmy pulled his sword out and paused. He knew the law and knew how this was going to play out.
"Lord Lannister." Ser Barristan said; "Lower the dagger in the name of King Robert." Naruto let out a scoff and slide it away. "Now…It is written law, he has that right. So let us decide."
"Very well. Petyr who do you think should be hand?" Robert asked.
"Well…I suggest the lords father; Tywin. He served as the late King Aerys hand. So he is qualified." A few the council member agreed.
"Spider?"
Varys was quick with his answer. "Whom ever fits the realm?" Which translated to; whom ever Naruto believed worked due to both Naruto and Varys often shared the same opinion and ideas on these kinds of matters.
"Anyone else wants to waste my time?" Robert asked and got no answer; "Boy…who do you think should be my Hand?"
"Personally; I suggest you ask you brother." Naruto said; "Stannis is battle harden, stern, strict, and lawful. He is best choice. Ser Barriston also. I would suggest myself, but that would only cause problems with you."
"Pycelle, old man! You choice?"
Grand Measter Pycelle let out a snore before waking up. "Huh? Oh…I b-believe we should consider the kings choice." Naruto let out a scoff and rolled his eyes.
"So who did you have mind?" Naruto asked.
"Eddard Stark. That that final." He slammed his fist on the table and stood up. He was in such a rush to leave the chamber, he knocked over his chair and several old antiques.
Everyone could tell Naruto did not believe that the Lord of Winterfell was the best choice. Slowly everyone began to leave the council room minus Naruto, Ser Barristan Selmy and Lord Stannis. Naruto walked over to the two battle harden men and let out a sigh.
"I swear…he just signed his own death certificate." Naruto muttered.
"Why do you say that?" Ser Barristan asked.
"Eddard Stark is a man of honor and the Hand of the King has is anything but Honor. The Hand has to make tough choices that goes against what he believes in. Hence why I suggested the two of you. Barristan you been around court long enough to know the tough choices. Stannis, you give little to no fuck about what people think. You do what's right by you." Both men seemed to agree with Naruto. "So…he chose the one man that will make matters worse."
"What do you mean?" Stannis asked, curious about what Naruto was talking about.
"Jon Arryn didn't die in his sleep. He was murdered and assassinated." Naruto said, with a straight face; "All to hide the truth about Robert and his heir." That caught everyone's attention. Not many knew that Joffery wasn't Roberts; they assumed it was just a small genetic mishap. Considering Joffery was the only child between Cersei and Robert; few did dig into the truth and yet all went missing.
FLASH BACK OVER
Naruto was brought from his thoughts with thee arrive of Robert on his horse. Naruto could see clearly how fat the King has gotten, and lazy. He needed help off his horse, he was too fat to barely walk. He drank too much wine and ate too much. He sighed and crossed his arms; leaning back on his bench. He tapped his foot as he watched everyone rush over to Robert. Naruto would give the king a few points; he was a good hunter. He managed to bring back a massive stag and a few rabbits to eat. So they weren't going to starve before they got to Winterfell. Naruto kicked off his riding boots and walked into his tent; Cersei was already at Robert's side to act like the Queen. Naruto let out a yawn and sent his servant to fetch him mead and food once it was made and not to disturb him until then. Naruto climbed into his hay bed and closed his eyes. He wasn't even asleep when he felt something or someone's climbed into his bed. He opened his eyes little to notice both Tommen and Mrycella were climbing over him. He let out a low whine and a whimper that only got them to jump on him some more.
"Fine!" He shouted; "I'm up! Im up!" Tommen and Mrycella both let out a laugh and fell onto the bed.
"Come play with us." They both said at once. It was a cute sight; "Come play. Come play!" Naruto chuckle and rubbed his eyes. He crawled form the bed and picked the two of them up under his arms.
"What will we play?"
"Princess and Dragon!" Mrycella shouted; "And Tom-tom can be the knight!" Naruto looked over at his son who gave a nod.
"Then I think a knight needs a sword?" Naruto grabbed a small wooden sword and handed it to Tommen. He set Mrycella down and smirked; watching her run and jump on top of his bed. She was quick to be dramatic; pretending to be a damsel in distress. Tommen ran to the entrance of the tent with the sword; getting into his position to strike Naruto who was playing the dragon. Naruto let out a sigh and got down on all fours, let out a rumble and a growl. Pretending to be a monstrous dragon. He was good too as Tommen had a scared look on his face.
"Stop their fearsome dragon!" Tommen shouted with the sword in the air; "I am here to save the princess!" He ran at Naruto with the sword and gave him a whack. It was audible.
"SON OF A BI-"
Morning came quickly, as a low thick fog loomed along the grass. The camp was packed quickly and the Royal party was on the road once more. They were due to arrive in Winterfell before high noon. Naruto was on his horse, with a knot on his head and a sour face. He had really scared Tommon the day prior when he yelled. The poor boy ran so quickly out of the tent and into Cersei arms; it was clear that Naruto wasn't getting any that night and he didn't. Mrycella let out a small laugh and gave the knot a kiss; saying a kiss from a princess could heal anything. Youth. Naruto gave his reigns a pull and speed up his trot to come alongside the carriage and looked on inside. He could see Cersei was once more asleep; Tommon playing with his toy knights in the opposite window and Mrycella was asleep with her head on Cersei's lap this time. Naruto oddly enough wanted to paint this picture as it was cute but he had neither the time nor equipment to do it.
Naruto took off once more to come along side Jamie. The two of them exchanged looks and smiled. Naruto could clearly remember hearing Jamie laugh as he was rubbing his head. Jamie even vowed to never let Naruto forget how a little boy was about to hit him on the head. Naruto even told Jamie that if he brought it up ever; he would make sure Jamie was able to keep to his knightly vow's and remove the tool that made him a man. That had an effect on all of the knights around as a few could remember Naruto castrating a lord in the throne with his dagger; after the lord made a move on Mrycella in a way that made the girl cry. So it was clear that Naruto was able to do such a thing and might actually do it to his brother.
"Winterfell is in view." Naruto said in a low tone; "The oldest castle in the realm and home to House Stark."
"Promise to behave." Jamie said, looking at Naruto; "Please, this is the king's friend and soon the Hand of the King."
"I make no promises." Naruto answered; "I will just kindly remind Lord Stark of my birth and my position. Not to forget to remind him of his." Jamie let out a low snicker and understood what Naruto was going at with his comment. Naruto and Eddard Stark didn't see eye to eye after the Rebellion. Naruto blamed Eddards sister Lyanna for starting the whole mess when she ran away with Rheager; Eddard joins Robert in blaming Rheagar for kidnapping Lyanna Stark. So no one actually knows who is to blame for the whole mess; as they each had their own opinions.
Westeros: Winterfell
The Lord and Lady of House Stark, along with their children, servants and other semi important people all flocked to greet the Royal party in the courtyard. They all wore grim faces as it wasn't often the King and Queen ventured this far North; let alone actually go all the way to Winterfell. Eddard was calm as ever on both the inside and outside; his wife Caitlyn was antsy in her place. Nervous that the queen may not like her or that her children would embarrass her. The children, all had a different opinion; Rob was holding a stern look to match his fathers; Sansa was whispering to her friend Jeyne Poole about the prince, Bran was wondering where everyone was. Arya was missing in action; until she came running over with a helmet on her head and little Rickon was more confused than ever. Then they heard the horns as the first set horse came riding through the archway with the Royal Banner of a Stag and a Lion facing each other. Behind the horses came a line of soldiers, then King Robert himself with Ser Barristan Selmy who was followed by the eldest bastard son Joffery who was joined by both Jamie and Naruto. Close behind was the Royal carriage carrying the Queen and the other two children and followed by the rest of the Kings Guard and several other knights. It was a long line of knights. The entire Winterfell hold fell to their knees and bowed; Naruto from his chestnut let out a soft scoff and rolled his eyes. He dismounted rather quickly and handed he reigns over to Lord Eddard Starks ward; Theon Greyjoy and then watched as a servant came over with a stool for Robert to climb down from.
"Dear god his big." Theon whispered and Naurto heard him.
"Gold dragon says he falls; ten if the horse falls before him." Naruto.
"Deal." And they both watched as Robert dismounted, will a bit of a struggle off his horse. Robert walked down the stool and over to Eddard with open arms.
"Shit. Here." Naruto reached into his coin purse and paid Theon before walking off.
Naruto came around towards the carriage and opened the door. He held his hand out, Cersei taking it ever so lightly and helped her out of the carriage. He gave a gracious bow and kissed the back of it; before helping Mycella and Tommen out as well. Then he heard it. Eddard said the words that Naruto been saying for nearly a decade.
"Dear god you've gotten fat." Eddard said only to hear Naruto speak.
"Finally!" Naruto shouted; "Even your 'brother' says you're fat." Everyone let out a sigh and Cersei could only groan. It was going to be a long stay at Winterfell and Naruto was not going to let it go by smoothly.
"Dear brother, where do you think the Imp is?" Cersei asked Naruto, she figured having him go do something would keep him occupied long enough for Robert and Eddard to conclude their business.
"Considering he vanished just outside White Town a few hours ago. I could make a guess…and so could you."
"Take Jamie and go collect the little monster." She said with a bit a venom. Naruto gave a bow and ran to mouth his horse. Riding over towards Jamie to pull on his cape.
"Our Queen Sister has requested to pick up the Imp from whatever pleasure hole he hide is." Naruto said, looking back at Eddard and Robert who were both look and glaring at him. "She didn't specify by when. So let's go have some fun." He gave his horse a kick and rode off; Jamie tailing not so far behind him.
The ride down through the North countryside was a bit bumpy and not as bad. Since they weren't moving at the pace of the carriage; both Naruto and Jamie made time going through the trees and villages. Naruto already knew where their brother was at; so it wasn't a matter of locating him. It just a matter of wasting enough time to make it look like there were. This was a rare moment and scene for most; Naruto wasn't overly joyful of the assignment but it did give him some alone time with his brother and the two of them spoke on the ride. Mostly over stupid things; like first kiss, kills, and such. It was odd for the two of them, this was something one talks about over a tankard of ale or mead; not out in the open. Coming around a bend, Naruto pulled his chestnut to a stop. His eyes narrowed a moment before holding his hand out to stop Jamie.
"What is it?" Jamie asked, looking around confused. He knew Naruto had a six sense for danger that was unquestionably accurate.
"We're being followed." He said, he reached to grasp his short sword and pulling it horizontally out of its sheath; Jamie followed suit with his sword.
"How many?" Jamie asked.
"More than six, less than twelve." Naruto said; "Four males judging from the foot patterns, a two females and a child." Jamie could see Naruto's ear twitch a little which made him chuckle a little as it reminded him of a fox or animals. "Wait…five males and two kids."
"Alright." Jamie pulled his horse to move a little before speaking; "In the name of King Robert of House Baratheon, First of his Name, King of the Andals, The First Men and the Rhynor. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Show yourselves!" Jamie roared. The trees began to rustle and bushes moved. Twigs snapped and few murmurs were heard before a small group of wildings came stepping out. Armed with spears and a bow. "Filthy creatures." Jamie said with a low of disgust.
"Hold it Jamie." Naruto to ride by his bothers side and spoke in a foreign tongue to his brother. "Why brings you over the Wall and this far south?"
"We don't answer to the likes of you." Said on the males in a tongue that Naruto could barely understand. Naruto adjusted himself on his horse.
"You will or my brother here will kill you and your group." Naruto sheathed his sword and leaned a bit; "So what brings you south?"
"The o-o-others." Stuttered a female, she was holding a baby in her arms. Naruto narrowed his eyes and nodded. He learned from the Citadel that the White Walkers were all a fairytale, but he knew better.
"A good reason." He reached for his coin purse and tossed it to them. "Stay off the main road and head south. About three leagues in an abandon mill. Take shelter there." The female gave a nod and stepped back. "Also…best you lose the furs and rags if you want to blend in."
"W-why?"
"Cause Winter is coming." Naruto said the House Starks words. Unlike other houses, House Starks words serve as a warning and a reminder. He gave his horse a kick and rode off, Jamie wasn't that far behind him.
"You speak Wildling?" Jamie asked, coming on Narutos right.
"I can speak one of the many language, barely speak a second and can understand a few." Naruto said; "Besides, they're a family looking for shelter and freedoms. I view anyone who dares to climb the wall and make it over. Deserves their freedom." Jamie wasn't going to argue Naruto's logic, he came to learn to keep quiet when Naruto did something as it was always for the best.
Naruto and Jamie came riding into a small town just a few leagues away from Winterfell. Naruto was already scouting the area and found where their brother was hold up at. Jamie on the other hand was just strolling behind, playing the dashing Golden knight that he was to the people. Naruto couldn't understand the obsession women had with knights, the last few good knights all died at the Tower of Joy. Jamie was good, but he was far from what a knight should be. Then again, he was considered the Black Knight by many and he had his few moment where women would beg for his seed. He came up to a building and gave the door a hard knock. He received no answer and rolled his eyes. He used his boot this time to knock and ended up kicking the door in. He walked in to see Tyrion on his feet, a whore down by his little lion and Tyrion with a mile long smile. A cup of wine in hand, trying not to spill it.
"Last one Imp." Naruto said with a smile.
"Really?" Tyrion said, the whore turning face to see who was there.
"Yes."
"Rats." Tyrion cursed before seeing Jamie walk in.
"Let him play for a bit more." He said, as a rush of girls came into the room. "He did pay for the day. Might as well make use of the gold spent." Naruto rolled his eyes and Tyrion smiled. Seeing several whores jump onto the bed to join Tyrion in the fun.
"Fine." Naruto turned to walk away. "White Stag Tavern. Nightfall."
Night came around when Naruto, Jamie and Tyrion all arrived back in Winterfell. From the sound of things, it was clear that the feast was underway. Naruto dismounted with his brothers and went separate ways. He went to his tent to make haste in changing. Pulling on a crimson velvet doublet with hanging sleeves, black trousers and leather boots. He unhooked his measter chain from his armor and adored it to his left shoulder. He gave his face a quick wash over and checked his reflection to make sure he didn't need to shave or fix his grooming before leaving his tent for the castle. All and all, Naruto cleaned himself up nicely. He heard the flaps to his tent open and looked in the polish mirror to see a servant standing. The servant gave a bow and pulled the flap to the tent open. Cersei came walking in, her dress long and flowing, in a deep rich red and gold. Her hair was done up in an elegant braided bun and from what Naruto could tell; she wore very little make up. Just enough to bring out features on her face. Naruto gave a bow, he chain rattling a little.
"To what do I owe this pleasure?" Naruto asked, standing up tall as he sister approached him. She made a little fuss, straightening his doublet and dusting it off a little.
"I want you to look as formal as possible." She answered before looking at him; "Also, Robert gave order for you to eat with the knights and not to be seen. He under the impression, and so is Lord Stark; they both are. That you will do something drastic and threatening. Which oddly enough; I believe you would." Cersei may have shared a womb with her brother Jamie, had a crush on Rheagar, had sexual experimentation with Jamie as well; but deep down Cersei only had one man on her mind and in her heart. Naruto.
"Figures." He wasn't minding that he wasn't allowed to eat with the family. He was used to Robert overreactions. It would happen often or less will blow over in a weeks' time. "At least I can talk with more pleasant people."
"Your king can be pleasant." Cersei said, trying her best to keep a straight face. "When it suits him." Naruto knows all too well of what Cersei meant.
If you were kind and generous, strong and could keep your baring's. King Robert liked you. But give him any reason to dislike you and you'll never regain his like. Naruto was sadly on the line. Robert like Naruto because Naruto is brutally and bluntly honest with him; he doesn't sugar coat anything. Also Naruto was a skilled hunter that made Robert like him all the more. Yet, Robert hates Naruto solely on the fact that Naruto has Targaryen blood in him, Naruto can make a stake on the throne; which Robert had at one time wish Naruto did, and that Naruto could sway the council with only a few words.
"True, but shouldn't you be acting like the queen and be accompanying your husband to the feast?" Cersei rolled her eyes and locked her lips onto Narutos for a passionate kiss.
"Wanted a kiss beforehand." She said before walking out with a sway of her hips "Care to join me after the feast?"
"It would be a great honor your grace." Naruto gave a bow as Cersei walked out of the tent.
The Stark Family feast was festive and lively. Eddard Stark had pulled out everything for the feast. From Smoked pig to stag. Even trout was on the menus. Naruto was in the far corner of the great hall, sitting beside a few of the knights conversing with them of adventure and glory. It was a subtle pass time and he made a few good friends. His plate was piled high with smoked ham, a small honey chicken, trout, steamed veggies and a bowl of soup. His tankard spelt over with wine, being over filled faster than he could drink it all. From the corner of his eyes, he could see young Rob Stark wave him over. So he did that, walked over to join the young Stark lord at his table with Theon Greyjoy and the Stark Bastard along with a few other young boys.
Naruto was surprised by the gesture, he would figure that Eddard would've told is son to stay away from him. Well Naruto wasn't going to mull over it. He took a set, his plate was brought over and he looked around. Everyone at the table all had a shocked look on their face and stared at him. Normally this would have a reaction out of Naruto, but that was only when women stared. He followed their line of sight and found what they were so busy looking at. It was his measter chain.
"Is that?" Theon asked; Naruto gave a nod. "How?"
"I studied to be a measter in my youth. I left shortly after finishing my seventh link to my chain." Naruto pulled the chain off a little to lay it on the table. "Each link was a skill set I mastered. They all took time and numerous hours of study."
"Wow." Rob said with awe; "So you're a man of books?"
"Partly. I good lord needs both the strength to fight and the wisdom the back it. Books and knowledge makes for great lords." Naruto pulled his chain back on and took a bite out of his boar. "Besides, I was trained some of the best knights alive at their time." Naruto could hear the soft foots steps of kids running around before he flocked by them. "Yes?"
"I bet you have awesome stories!" Shouted a boy and Naruto gave him a nod. Bran stood out as he was taller than them and looked to be in a foul mood. Bran noticed the chain around Naruto's shoulder and realized that he overheard the conversation that Naruto was having with his brother.
"Do you think Dragons are all dead?" Bran asked that got a sound from Measter Luwin when he walked by.
"I told you young lord." Luwin said; "There are no dragons."
"Actually Measter…?"
"Luwin."
"Ah…yes. Measter Luwin." Naruto said, swallowing his food and took a gulp of his wine. "There is rumored to be dragons in Essos."
"Don't listen to this folly lord Bran." Naruto raised a brow; "I've been around long enough and studied enough to know that there are no Dragons alive."
"On the contrary. In Asshai and the Shadow lands. There are dragons." Naruto said; "Rumored to be a dragon, twice as big as Balerion." Naruto looked at the kids with a smile as he got into story mode. "Wings so massive and wide; with a single flap it could create hurricane force gales of wind. Strong enough to rip this very castle apart. It is said that its roar is so powerful, the skies darken in fear; lightning and thunder lash out. Its fiery breath is strong; it could burn for all summer. It was so massive that it casted a shadow over all the lands; hence the name Shadow Lands" He looked back up at Luwin as the kids all let out gasp in excitement; "But alas they are all but rumors."
"I see you have a Valyrian link. Very few take on that study."
"I see you have one as well. So you know the difficulties that came with the study." Naruto sat back a little; "Measter Marwyn was surprised when I gave my theory on the Black Glass Candle and the possible ways it light it. Then again from the letters he sends; he did manage."
"It's impossible." Luwin coughed.
"I said theory." Naruto stood up and offered a hand; "But it's an honor to meet a Maester who I can have a good argument with." He offered his seat to the aged Maester and Luwin took it. "Would you be so honored to look over another theory of mines?" Naruto asked. "It's on White Walkers and the Others."
"I would be please to read it, but I hope you know that White Walkers and Others Are all just fairy tale rubbish."
"Just a theory." He offered his plate to the maester and ordered a serving girl to bring him another one.
Following Morning
The fog was low and heavy the following morning of the feast. It loomed far too long than normal, and most of Winterfell was hidden in it. Naruto didn't have a room inside the castle like most; he chose to keep his distance and took up to his tent just outside the castle and inside the walls. Nestled between the granary and servants quarters. He was offered a bed in the servant's quarters but turned it down as he would not put a person out of a bed for his own comfort. His tent was warm though, he had three iron braziers inside of it, with smoldering embers still flickering inside to keep the place room. He was in his bed, naked as the day he was born. Buried under thick crimson velvet sheets embroider with a golden lion in the middle. He was staring up at the tent pitch, his left arm behind his head. His right hand was slowly moving itself through loose golden curls that was Cersei's hair. She too was naked, resting her head on his older brother's chest. She was still asleep, a low almost quiet snore was all that was heard. Naruto was thinking something over in his head. The conversation he had with Maester Luwin got him pondering on over the topic of Valyria.
Naruto was grateful enough to have sailed and navigate through the Smoking Sea to the ruins of the Valyrian Freehold. He got to see the ruins of the once great and powerful empire. He took a small standard of twenty men with him and together they traveled the ruins. Naruto was doing all this for a book. He wanted to document and record everything he could in the ruins. As not many have and it would bring considerable wealth to House Lannister, not that they needed it. Well they did, but he wasn't going to tell anyone why. He felt Cersei stir a little in her sleep and hand to bite back a moan as her hand brushed against his tool in what he knew was a teasing fashion. He went back to thinking, he was able to uncover some old books, with near impossible to read smear pages, some old pottery and such. A lot actually, enough for him to actually have a vault under Kings Landing to store it all for him to research. It was all a secret, neither King Robert, his father Tywin nor the Citadel know of the vault or what's inside it. It was his secret. He was broken from his thoughts once more when Cersei let out a soft yawn, making him look down at her.
"Morning sleepy head." He said, seeing Cersei look up at him with eyes laced with sleep. She let out another yawn and laid her head back down on his chest.
"You're thinking too loud." She muttered, she could tell by his face he was in a deep thinking phase. "Whatever it is, worry about it later."
"And why is that?" He gave her forehead a kiss. Cersei shifted to sit up, saddling his waist with his tool pressed against her flower.
"You promised my husband you would go hunting with him." She told Naruto, "And let's not forget the mess you made at the feast." Naruto winced a little when the events of the feast came flooding back into his mind. It was well after Maester Luwin retired for the night. He was sitting back with Rob, Theon and Jon. They were playing a drink game that Naruto dubbed 'Never have I ever' when you admit to never doing something and whomever has done it has to drink. Much to Naruto's dismise; being older was not his friend that time. All the young lords never done anything Naruto did and Naruto ended up more hammered than normal. It was then Naruto could feel the bandages that were over his left hand and remembered what came next. He stood up, drunk off his ass and challenged an equally drunk King Robert for the Iron Throne. Both of whom were too drunk to remember a thing. Swords were drawn and a messy 'sword fight' happened with Naruto cutting his hand on his own sword and Robert falling face first onto the floor.
"Well fuck." Naruto muttered; "Please tell me Robert forget too?"
"Odds are not in your favour." Cersei let out a laugh and reached down between her legs to play with Naruto's tool. This got a moan out of Naruto.
"We don't have time for that." Naruto said, "If I am to go hunting. I best get dressed." Cersei pouted a little and let out a small whine. "I'll play with my Lioness when I return."
"Promise?"
"Pinky." Cersei accepted that and climbed off him. She bend over to gather her dress, giving Naruto a full view of her heart shape rear. "You can dress in here." Naruto climbed form his bed as well.
He pulled on a pair of black trousers and leather boots before grabbed a white cotton shirt to wear. He wasn't going to dress all fancy as it was only a hunt. He made for his fur cloak and grabbed his weirwood longbow. The bow was one of a kind and unique to the point that many people in Kings Landing have asked to buy it off the blond. Naruto refused every time. He gave his bow a test draw and sighed. It was trusty as ever, heavy too. He pulled it over his shoulder just as Cersei was finishing getting dressed. He gave her a quick kiss and left his tent, the two of them going separate ways to avoid suspicion from the Stark family and castle.
Naruto found himself at the stables, his chestnut busy eating oats from a bag. Besides the stable hand, Jon Snow was their also. The boy looked nothing like Eddard Stark to even be considered his bastard. Naruto was sure of that. The boy could've passed for an orphan if anything. Jon was respectful through, he gave Naruto a bow as he pulled two horses out of the stable. Naruto noticed one of them was King Roberts and couldn't hold back laugh; as he knew the horse could tell what was going to happen. Naruto was broke from his laughter with the arrival of the King himself, accompanied by Eddard Stark, his son Rob and ward Theon. Joffery was with them as well with a sour look on his face. Along with them was a sworn brother of the Nights Watch if Naruto's guess was right. Considering he was clad in all black.
"Naurto…nice to see you up." Robert barked, Naruto could tell he was still a bit tipsy from the night prior. "This here is Eddards brother."
"First Ranger Benjen Stark." Naruto said, walking over to the man; "Been a while eh?"
"Roughly a year." The now named Benjen said.
"You've met?" Eddard asked, looking between the two. Naruto gave a nod and replied.
"Damn. And yes, I know Benjen. I sent what? Five hundred?"
"Five fifty."
"Five hundred and fifty slavers to the Walls last year."
"Where did you get Five hundred and fifty Slavers from?" Joffery asked, with a bit of annoyance. Everyone shared the same look on curiosity so Naruto explained.
"About a year ago, a fleet of slavers sailed into the Black Water after a storm. Stannis actually caught them and was well on his way to executing them. I stepped in and offer to send them the take the Black. The slaves? I had them all sent back to where ever they came from or would like to go with a hundred dragons to their name."
"A just thing to do Lord Lannister." Ned Stark said, pulling his horse to him to review. "My brother will join us on the hunt. Along with my son, and ward." Naruto noticed the look on Jons face and felt bad for him.
"Joffery is coming as well." Robert said, climb into his saddle with a little help.
"Alright. Jon go fetch a horse." Naruto told Jon, who gave him a surprise look; "I don't have a squire so you will squire for me. Basically keep hold of my spear." Jon gave a nod and grabbed a black horse to mount.
The fog cleared up quickly as the forest that surrounded Winterfell came to life. Fourteen horses came stampeding through the trees; this was the hunting party of Robert Baratheon. Naruto was riding quickly behind the line with Jon Snow and Benjen Stark. Not to take away from the Kings attention; but also because this was where bastards were. Not that he was calling Benjen Stark a bastard or anything. The three of them were talking about the Nights Watch in all honesty. Jon showed interest in joining once he heard that Lord Stark was going south to serve as Hand of the King. Naruto could understand why; he seen how Lady Stark treated Jon and in all fairness. Naruto was tempted to take the boy with him south to serve as his squire. Ahead of them was Joffery, Theon and Rob, who were all silent. Mostly because Theon and Rob had nothing to talk about with Joffery; who was acting arrogantly and rude to them. Naruto could see though was the whispers between the two and only wondered what they were whispering about. Ahead of the sons and wards was King Robert and Eddard Stark. Robert had a spear in hand, screaming out profanities as he try to spear down a wild boar again. Eddard on the other hand was trying to hold in his laughter. Around them were six knights, two of which were members of the Kingsguard who were acting as scouts from them.
"So Lord Lannister, how do you know my Uncle again?" Jon asked, snapping Naruto from his thoughts.
"I sent the Nights Watch five hundred and Fifty slavers. As punishment for selling slaves." Naruto answered; "I was there when they came into Castle Black and your uncle was the one who greeted me. After a long discussion on the slavers, the Nights Watch took them. It was also when I made a crazy request."
"Which was?"
"He wanted to venture north of the wall." Benjen laughed, remembering that day clearly. "Crazy."
"Wow…really?"
"Yeah." Naruto let out a sigh; "Lord Commander Mormont was not going to have it. Told me repeatedly that the Wall was not some vacation spot for blond lords. He was grumpy. It took two days to break him and the agreement of your uncle here for me to venture north." Jon let out a gasp that was followed by two others. Naruto looked to notice the Rob and Theon had join their group. "Im Lord Commander Mormont, and I'm grumpy because my balls froze decade ago and I haven't been able to fuck properly since I tried to fuck a snow whore I made." Naruto in a deep voice to mock the Lord Commander. It got the group to laugh along with Benjen; "But in all honesty, he didn't have to. Benjen took me along with six members of the watch."
"Then we lost you for close to a week." Benjen added; "I was going to leave you north of the wall if you hadn't fallen on me."
"What happened?" Rob asked, a bit curious.
"I ventured off on my own for a moment and the group vanished." Naruto answered; "Found an awesome forest and tree. It was that spot I found my bow. It was when I was trying to find the group by walking towards the Wall; I fell off a cliff and landing on your uncle." Joffery managed to join them now and was quiet. This made Naruto a bit happy as Joffery wasn't talking.
"So you've been beyond the Wall and survived." Jon asked, he was not seriously considering that the Black.
"It wasn't a picnic, but yeah. Would I do it again? Fuck no." Naruto smirked; "That crazy whoreson can keep his ranging." Benjen laughed before stopping.
"You might reconsider it." Benjen said; "The Black is without honor and no one weeps for us. But we are the watcher of the night and when wi-"
"Finish that sentence; and I'll show you something worst then walker and grimkins." Naruto snapped. "Besides, winter is coming right?"
They all heard it. It was King Roberts booming voice in triumph. They came riding into a clearing to see a wild boar on its side with a spear through its gut. The kill was still fresh as one could see the boar still breathing its last few breaths. Naruto clapped his hand, he had more boar to eat even though he was getting really tired of boar. Was it too hard to get veal or venison or goose? Naruto figured it had to be. Naruto ears twitched a little as he turned a sharp left. He pulled up his bow and draws back an arrow. He was looking around that made everyone present raise a brow. Naruto smiled, and let the arrow loose. It soared true and a gruesome cry was let out as a young boar came running out with an arrow to the left eye.
"That was quite the shot." Theon said, a smug look on his face. "How did you know it was there?"
"I heard it." He grabbed two more arrows and drew back. He leveled out his breathing before speaking again. "We need more then boar to eat." He let the arrows loose into the air. Before long, two wild geese came crashing down before them. "There. Dinner."
"Must you show off?" King Robert asked, hopping down from his horse. "I killed a boar and it's bigger." With very little struggle and much to Naruto's surprise; Robert picked the boar he killed up over his head. "As King, we shall eat this one! In a feast that would be the king of all feast!" Naruto rolled his eyes and came up next to brother Jamie who was one of the King guard scouts.
"How much did he drink?"
"Three wine skins."
"Great." Naruto rubbed the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Just great. Let's hurry up and get back to Winterfell; we have enough to cook and it will take time." Naurto turned his horse around and heard a regrettable sound. Looking over his shoulder; Robert was laying on the floor with the boar on top of him. "Even better…"
Winterfell
The ride back into Winterfell took forever. So it felt to a certain blond. Naruto pulled his horse to a stop at the stables. He dismounted his horse and tossed the reigns to a stable hand before marching over towards Robert and kicked his stool away. Everyone present froze. The air around the stables got colder as Robert looked down from his horse at Naruto with a raised brow. Everyone could tell something was already wrong by the way everyone came back from the hunt. Given the fact that Naruto was riding in first. Jamie had to move quickly to hold off the rest of the Kingsguards from doing something. Robert just glared down at Naruto with a raised brow, awaiting for Naruto to speak or apologize. Naruto did not. So the tension grew even more around the stables and it brought in more people into the crowd.
"Take. It. Back!" Naruto barked at Robert. "Take it back now!"
"Fuck no!" Robert barked back; "You know it, I know it, the whole fucking kingdom knows it." People were getting curious about what the argument was about. "I can get more whores into my bed then you!" And there it was. They were arguing over who can get more whores. Cersei was present in the crowd and rolled her eyes. She would voice her opinion; but the matter of both Naruto's and the Kings sex lives were a secret.
"I was fucking high borns before you even got your pecker wet." Naruto stated and turned around. He grabbed his bow, quiver and his sword; motioned for Jon to follow him as he went off towards his tent. Jon wasn't sure why he was; but he did it as it kept him busy.
Naruto pushed open the flaps to his tent and stormed in, he dropped his quiver into a basket. Hung his bow over the post of his bed and let out a sigh. He looked around and made his way towards his dividers, stepping behind them. He knew Jon was inside his tent. Jon was walking in a small circle and looked around. He was in awe. He had seen a few tents before, mostly they were bare and Spartan. They might have their family colors and maybe the arms. Naruto's was not. Naruto's was dark crimson, massive and wide. Over five braziers were steamy of fresh placed wood and lite wood. It gave off a smoky smell that was soothing to the senses. It had decorations of accomplishments and a small bookself filled with books. Then he noticed a bird was perched on a oak branch in the corner. He walked over to it and gave it a look before hearing Naruto clear his throat.
"It's a hawk." Naruto said, walking over to Jon. "Personal bird I use for hunting and sending messages. Faster than a raven and less likely to be intercepted." Jon gave a nod before speaking.
"I don't mean to intrude my lord, but why did you want me to follow you?" Jon asked, still a bit confused.
"Well." Naruto said, crossing his arms and walking over to an arm chair. He motioned for Jon to sit across from him. "You've told me you wanted to be a Ranger of the Nights Watch."
"Correct."
"Why?" Naruto asked. "I know it sounds appealing, but it's not. Its brutal, lifeless and no honor comes from it." Jon let out a sigh and slouched a little. "But I see the honor in it. They are the first line of defense against the Free Folk and possibly the White Walkers." Jon eyes went wide, sat rigid.
"Walkers? Really?"
"Yeah…but they are folk tales and myths." Naruto shrugged.
"What do you say? I heard what you told Measter Luwin." Naruto sighed a bit and nodded.
"It's possible. The Citedal says it's all myth and make believe. But all myths have a bit of truth in them." Naruto leaned in a bit to look Jon in the eyes. "So tell me."
"I want to be like my uncle Benjen." Jon said with a bit of confidence. "Be a ranger and such. Maybe in First Ranger."
"Got dreams and hopes."
"Also…when Lord Stark leaves for the capital; I don't think Lady Stark would want me around much longer." Naruto cold hear it. Jon fells like Catlyn Stark judges him and Naruto could see it. "And I know that Lord Stark won't take his bastard with him south. So I'll go north to the Wall." Naruto leaned back and crossed him arms.
"I could take you." Naruto offered; "But you would be acting as my squire officially. Which means you would have more duties, and I would have to have you sworn in." Naruto scratched his chin to think.
"Really?"
"I can and if you are lucky enough. You could be knighted."
"But I don't want to a knight." Jon mumbled.
"Then go. Head to the wall with your uncle." Naruto suggested; "Become a member of the Nights Watch and aspire." Naruto stood up and groaned a little; "But in the meantime, mind severing as my squire a bit longer?" Jon gave a nod and stood up offering his hand.
"I would enjoy that Lord Lannister."
"Correction, just call me Naruto."
"I can do that."
Later that Night
As quickly as Naruto and Robert argued when they returned to Winterfell; they were once more friends. Both were sitting in the great hall, along the long rows of benches drink a tankard of wine. They had gotten over the petty argument and sharing wine. Naruto slammed his tankard on the wooden table and sighed. Looking around at the maids that were cleaning up and laying down straw. Robert did the same and let out a thunderous belch. That got Naruto to laugh a little and roll his eyes.
The two of them were argue one moment and be best friends the next and then try to kill each other. Adding in wine, beer, mead or any fermented alcohol drink can randomize the three modes for the two. Eddard came walking into the Great Hall with his brother. Naruto gave them a look over and sighed. He watched as they approached and took a seat, a maid coming over to pour them some wine to drink and Robert gave the maid's ass a slap. Naruto was sure that the maid would be visiting Robert's room later on in the night. Naruto turned to face the two brothers and began his conversation with them.
"So Eddard, Benjen." Naurto said; "I have a question. You may answer it or you may avoid it. I won't judge you."
"Yes Naruto?" Eddard asked.
"Redwyne girl or Hightower girl?" This got their attention and made Robert turn to face them. "Oh…and Tyrell girl; women of the Reach. Who would you marry, who you fuck once and who would you take as a mistress?" Naruto had a grin on his face. Robert was quick to answer himself.
"I'd fuck the Hightower, marry the Tyrell and keep the Redwyne as my mistress." That got a laugh from the four of them. Naurto figured that was the case quickly, he turned to look at Benjen and Eddard and was surprised when Benjen spoke first.
"As a Brother of the Nights Watch. I'm celibate." He said at first; "But I'd probably marry the Redwyne, fuck the Tyrell and keep the Hightower as a mistress." He gave a shrug and a ly grin.
"Lord Stark?"
"I will hold my honor and refuse to answer that question." Naruto let out a sigh and accepted the answer.
"Me personally; I already fucked a Redwyne so probably keep her as a mistress; Fuck the Hightower and probably marry the Tyrell." He took a gulp of his wine; "So the same as the king." Everyone broke into a round of laughs and before long the feast in the Great hall began.
Naruto was privileged this time to have a seat at the main table with the rest of the Royal Family and House Stark. He was seated beside Cersei; with Tyrion next to him and then the kids. Jamie was granted to stand guard with the rest of the Kings guard at the doors. Naruto plate was stacked high with slices of boar, stag and fish. Along with an assortment of veggies. He was busy eating, looking more civilized then what Eddard believed the boy could look. Naruto was half ass listening to what was being said at the table. He didn't really care for what was being spoken, it meant very little to him and he could make without it. He turned his attention to the left, looking down the table at the others. He gave both his son and daughter a goofy smile before rolling his eyes at the sight of Joffery and Sansa.
"Welp…now my meal is ruined." He muttered, ripping his boar meat apart. Tyrion let out a laugh and held up his glass.
"Here. Here big brother." He said, before the two of them tapped glasses.
"Maybe we could get a song. Like a good one." Naruto sighed and tapped his hand on the wooden table; "Dornishmans Wife?" That got Tyrion to smile and laugh; "Assume you like it the idea."
"That I do." He took a sip from his own wine. "Know any others?"
"Quite a few. None that are meant to be heard by such young ears." Naruto and Tyrion stopped their conversation when Eddard stood up. He held his tankard high and spoke.
"My people of the North." He started; "My family, friends and guest. I have decided to take offer to serve as Hand of the King to King Robert First of his Name…you know all the titles. I leave on the morrow for Kings Landing, I will be taking my daughters with me. I leave behind my eldest son; Robb to server as Lord Stark of Winterfell along with my lovely wife to aid him. Please give my son the same respect, you have given me. Server and Protect him; that is all." The hall erupted in applause and everyone took drinks from their tankards, goblets and wine skins. Naruto on the other hand sipped on his wine and watched as the end slowly began to start.
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