This one just kind of came to me and begged to be written. I know it's not a popular pairing but I love it and hope you all laugh and enjoy like I did.
Disclaimer: I do not own K or any characters therein.
The sun was setting on yet another unsuccessful day of searching. Neko was absently spinning the parasol and staring off into the distance as the sky changed to a bright orange. Her steps were slow and her usual peppy demeanor somehow muted.
"You miss him." Kuro stated. It was not a question, merely an observation.
Neko stopped and spun around nearly whacking Kuro in the face with the umbrella. "YES! I love Shiro!" She yelled breaking into a crazy smile. "Shiro is mine because he fed me and petted me and he has pretty hair like me...and he gave me FOOD...and he is nice and I am going to find him!" She giggled and ran round and round Kuro as she spoke. It seemed she was fine after all.
"And I love Kuro too!" She was saying as she made yet another lap around him.
He paused almost imperceptibly. "Hmm?" He accidentally admitted, and continued walking hoping that she hadn't noticed.
"Yes!" She laughed, "Kuro cooks the best food! And keeps us safe and fixes things!" She smiled innocently "and I am going to make beautiful babies with you!"
He tripped momentarily and gripped his sword as the crazy cat girl ran ahead laughing. She appeared in front of him again a moment later. "Are you OK Kurosuke? Why are you walking so slow? MEOW!" She gasped. "You don't love Neko? You don't want to make beautiful babies with me?" Her mismatched eyes sparkled and her lip trembled dangerously.
Kuro stepped back carefully maintaining an expressionless face. Neko stepped forward. He leaned back fumbling around in his pocket and pulled out his recordings and smashed a button, if he ever needed his old master's words of wisdom it was now!
"In matters of the heart it is always best to speak the truth
true happiness can only be found in honest and pure words."
Kuro stared at the device in his hand than suddenly raised his head to look the cat girl in the eye. "Yes I love you and want to make beautiful babies with you!" He declared proudly though his cheeks had turned red.
"MEOW!" Neko gleefully squealed. "Kuro loves me, and I love Kuro..." She chanted hopping off ahead.
"Oof." Kuro grunted as he peeled himself off the ground where he had fallen. Neko had changed their surroundings again. He dusted himself off and began to walk once more, this time carefully.
"Meow!" Echoed from somewhere and Neko hurtled into him nearly knocking him over again. "I'll never let go!" She proclaimed wrapping her arms around his neck.
Kuro grunted non committaly and kept walking.
"OH! I forgot Shiro's umbrella! We have to find it!" She wailed.
"Where is it? You just had it?"
She ran off. A moment later she cried out in victory and came running back. "I found it!"
He nodded and turned.
"Kurosuke!" She tugged at his arm.
He looked at her big shining eyes wondering just what she might want, he was never sure with Neko.
" I'm hungry!"