"So you and Luxord are actually dating?" Zexion asks dropping his jaw

"Yep call me crazy but I like him!" Xigbar says stroking his scar

"So…? Why are you telling me this I don't care, why should I care?" Zexion exclaims trying to find his book

"I was wondering" he had that look on his face that look that Zexion never liked "If we could go on a double date?"

"What?"

"You know me and Luxord and you and Demyx"

"Oh right…" Zexion paused wondering whether this would be a good idea or not "I'll ask Demyx" Zexion quickly runs away to find Demyx

"Demyx?"

"Yes my sexy zexy?"

"Would you like to uh go on a double date with me and Luxord and Xigbar"

"Yaaaaay yes I would" Demyx's face could cure a million sick people. His smile was so bright it could probably light up a dark cave.

"Awesome" Zexion said emotionless "I'll go tell Xigbar" He slowly walks back to Xigbar "He said yes"

"AWESOME!" Xigbar said much more enthusiastically than Zexion did. "We're going today at 4 kay kay baby cakes?"

"Don't EVER call me that, or anyone else that for their benefit"

"Alright shorteh!" You could tell that Xigbar was aggravating Zexion

"Do you want us to come?"

"Yes…"

"THEN SHUT UP!"

"So-ry Mr Short moody pants!" Zexion mumbles something under his breath but it is unrecognizable for Xigbar's ears.

Later At 4…

"Does this restaurant have cookies?" Demyx asks the waitress

"You've asked that 5 times and the answer will always be no" The waitress says getting quite frustrated.

"Zexion can we leave this restaurant is rubbish?"

"Um we could but" Zexion tries to think of an excuse in his head but none are coming to him "Yeah you are right let's bail"

"But you can't just leave me!" Xigbar pleads

"Oh we can!" Zexion says grabbing his coat from the back of his chair

"Now we are alone my friend" Luxord says drunk from the expensive wine he just jugged down

"Can we bail and go back to my room?" Xigbar asks

"I thought you'd never ask" Luxord exclaims excitedly

Nine Months Later…

"Xigbar honey PUSH!" Luxord says

"What do you think I'm doing?" Xigbar says angrily

"I can see a lantern?" Luxord says looking confused. After a few minutes a police box appears "Let's call it Tardis"

"Let's" Suddenly a man opens the door of the 'Tardis'

"Hi I'm the Doctor and how did this happen?"

THE END!