A/N: This is just in case Secret Brony Account doesn't do this battle, here's my first (and probably last) attempt at doing an Epic Rap Battle.
THIS ISN'T EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAN HISTORY! (It's more or less an argument)
DINKY DOO! VERSUS! THE CUITE MARK CRUSADERS! BEGIN!
CMC
Hey, look, here comes Dinky Doo
Derpy's your mother and the father's who?
Who knows, 'cause you were probably made by rape
Well, at least that's what the fanfic writers say
You were only in the background of one or two episodes
We've had a whole 22 minutes dedicated to us, ya know
You flipflop back and forth between innocent and motherly
'Cause you know you're too smart to listen to Derpy
DINKY DOO
I never said she's my mother, what proof do you have?
Oh, yeah, I look like her, well I don't give a crap
You guys fail over and over constantly
And Derpy has at least three times more popularity
Speaking of mothers, Scootaloo, is Rainbow Dash yours?
If so, then shut up about rape there's more I need to know
Like you think every good idea you have is a good idea
You call Derpy dumb, yet you're the r3tard3d ones here
CMC
Hey, don't call us morons, you must be related to Screwball
Nobody knows nothing about you or her at all
And sure we have bad ideas, but we're only young
Derpy acts like an idiot yet she's, like, 31
Sweetie's a singer, Apple's a designer, Scoot's a dancer
Yet you're destined to be a poorly payed mail mare
And if we Cuite Mark Destroyers, man, we'd crush you
And we think Derpy Hooves's name is actually Ditzy Doo
DINKY DOESN'T HAVE A COMEBACK! I THINK SHE'S LOST! WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S... IT'S...
SPARKLER!
If you don't know me by now my name's Sparkler
And by the way, no, I'm not Dinky's sister
You three were together in episode one before you even met
A clopfic writer might say you were under there being more then friends
Your Cuite Mark has something to do with your name is
I think you don't understand what the real game is
You've been through Cuite Pox and countless musical numbers
And instead of learning your lesson you go on and try to be bakers
Some of your ideas make less sense then jokes about politics
Oh, and by the way don't you dare try to run for Cuite Mark President
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
A/N: And there you have it. If you like this, go read Secret Brony's fiction. It isn't perfect, but where else can you see Rarity and Fluttershy rap it out? One last thing before I sign off, the song I was thinking of while writing this was "Michael Jackson Vs Elvis Presely". It doesn't mean you can sing this song to that song, but I was thinking of that one. So, anyways, this is That Gamer saying "Bonum nocte et fortuna".