Sly Cooper: Vida La Carmelita
Just as one could correctly foresee that the sky is blue, or trees produce oxygen (or any other fantastic benign facts that come to mind), it is undeniable that Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox is the greatest police detective currently employed by Interpol in the modern day. Known for her sterling athleticism on the field, her devotion to eternal mountains of paperwork and unfaltering aim with her Tesla shock pistol always un-holstered upon her hot and attractive thighs, every criminal is the word is fearful of her name…but some of them are tricky enough to catch her attention over and over again. It's only silly criminal types who try this of course, but one day, it will come to fruition I hope.
But whilst all you people know the tale of Sylvester James Cooper – orphan, master thief extraordinaire, charmer, lover, fighter all in one – very few are aware at all of the tale of Carmelita Montoya Fox – too an orphan, lover and fighter, but also a gymnastic master, marksman extraordinaire, surprisingly skilled baker and in depth liver of la vida loca.
Part of the reason why so few know about the young Inspectors days as a cub through to a cop is partly because of her steely cold heart, but it's mostly because her old file was destroyed and wiped in a recent fire at Interpol Headquarters AND if that hadn't have happened, the file would be blank as the lady was considered a genuine mystery. Even to her employers, she was the closest thing to a living enigma as was possible (Interpol keep most of the Confidential information buried so deep it would be nearly impossible to find, and they only ever call on it for dire emergencies, and thankfully for us, we haven't seen our beloved fox encounter one of those at all in her life)
There is one expert individual of our saucy Inspectors young days who is prepared to educate you on all of these events. That said expert is Inspector Fox herself, as we use our minds to bridge into hers and experience her experiences, go through with her Nuisances and habits of her life so far. So reader…you ready to find out how a hot little Latina made her way from hot and exotic Spain to not-so-hot and mildly classy France? How this orphan applied her skills in life to make herself her only family? Find out what her life was like before she ever earned the mantle of Inspector of Interpol?
Of course you do. So sit back, and open your head. Because Carmelita has a lot to show and tell you over her life so far…what's to come, she is yet to know. What has been is all we can comment on…