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IMing words

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Nerds 'R' Us

Summery-

Sasuke, a nerd in his school, will do anything to get his crush's, the captain of the soccer team, attention. But his family has other plans for the poor boy, they make him pack his bags and go live with a family friend that lives in the country for three years. Will the country air change him or will he still be the same as when he left? Everyone will be OOC. Yaoi, you no like, you no read.

Chapter one-

Sasuke's POV-

Why must he torment me? Why does he no knot I exist? Why must I be a nerd and him be a hot soccer play that all the girls, plus some guys, have crushes on? God I hate him but I love him to death. I would do anything for him; I'd even give up my life if he could live. I hate him because I can't be with him. I love him for his heart and mind, not because he is the captain of the soccer; and more then all of the girls can say. I have loved him before he was the captain, before he was even popular. But back he didn't even know that I existed because I was too shy to go up and talk to him. Who is this mystery man you ask? Well, none other that the popular Naruto Uzumaki.

I was snapped out of my dream world by a hand that was waving in front of my face. That hand belonged to my best friend, who is also a nerd, Neji Hyuga. Neji has long doll like black hair, he has the prettiest light purple eyes I have ever seen . . . okay he is the only person that I have seen that has light purple eyes. He is about 5' 5", and he is 13 years old. "Sasuke, anyone home in there?" was what I heard him say. I pushed him away from me, he fell flat on his ass, I didn't mean to push him that hard.

"Neji, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push you that hard." I said. He laughed and put his arm behind his head.

"Aw, tis okay. I guess this is what I get for making you stop thinking about Naruto's ass." He said. I blushed a deep red, lucky for me no one was in the class room . . . wait, why is no one in the class room?

"Um, Neji, where is everyone?" I asked.

"Oh, so you finally noticed that everyone but us left. Well, school was let out about three minutes ago, and Kakashi is waiting for us to show up to help him grade this weeks test." Neji said picking up his light brown back pack. Oh wait, I haven't fully introduced myself. I am Sasuke Uchiha, I am 5'6", I have short black hair with midnight blue highlights, the front of my hair is always flat against my face but the back sticks up like a chicken's butt. I am a nerd, I have brought shame to my family, everyone in my family has never been classified as a nerd since ever. My brother was the captain of the football team when he went here, my dad was the captain of the baseball team. So as you can see I am the old ball, I'm trying my hardest to become something other than a nerd, but apparently the saying is true, "Once a nerd always a nerd". Oh and the nerd I'm talking about isn't the choir nerd, but the real thang. "Sasuke, hurry up! Don't you want to see what your lovely Naruto made on his Math test?" Neji yelled from down the hall.

"Why you!" I said with a smile on my face, I ran up to catch him. We ran all the way to Kakashi's room.

"Oh, there you are, I was starting to think that Sasuke here was forever lost in his mind thinking about Naruto's ass." Kakashi said laughing. As you can see all of my friends; which includes Kakashi, Neji, and Iruka; like to tease me about me liking the captain of the soccer team.

"KAKASHI!" I whined. The door opened an Iruka walked in with a pile of papers.

"What is that?" Neji asked.

"It's a pile of papers that Iruka wants us to help grade and put in his grade book, can't you see that, or do you need classes?" I asked him jokingly. In grade school Neji use to wear classes but since his family is rich they gave him laser surgery now he has 20X20 vision.

"Hey, that's not funny." Neji said.

"So." I said.

"Would you two please stop fighting and get to grading." Kakashi said. Suddenly Iruka's phone started to ring, he answered it then walked out into the hallway. Me and Neji started to grade the test, Kakashi must have gotten bored of listening to the one way conversation because he came over and started to help us grade them.

"So, Sasuke I heard from your father that he was sending you to live with Tsunade and Jiraiya in the country." Kakashi said, I froze. (Damn, I hadn't even told Neji about that how did he know?) I bowed my head so that my bangs covered m eyes.

"Yes." I said. I waited for Neji to explode . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. The sound of Neji's chair hitting the ground made me look up at him, and when I did I regretted it. He looked like he was about to kill something, and I knew that his target at that point in time was me.

"And When, may I ask, where you going to tell me? The day it happened? Or were you going to disappear and let someone else tell me?" he asked.

"I was going to tell you today after we graded the papers." I said.

"When are you leaving?" he asked calming down a bit, not a lot, but just enough to sit down again.

"Early in the morning." I said. The door busted open and a mad Iruka walked in. "Um, Iruka what is wrong?"

"Sasuke, your family wants you to go home now, apparently there have been a change of plans, instead of you leaving in the morning, they want you to leave tonight." He said. I stood up and grabbed my stuff, I hugged Neji, Iruka, and Kakashi for, what I thought would be the last time. If I knew then what I know now, I probably would have asked to live with one of them, but no fate had other plans.

It took me two days, TWO FUCKING DAYS, by train to get there. I had to sit I a rusty old piece of junk for two days, I was afraid that the thing would fly off the damn tracks, it sounded like it would. But no, luckily we, the train and I, made it in one piece. When I finally got to the station I had to wait two fucking hours, luckily the chargeable batteries I brought with me hadn't died yet, so my MP3 player still worked. After two hours of waiting a man with long white hair and blue eyes (Old man) named Jiraiya finally came and got me.

"Hope you didn't wait long." he said picking my bags up.

"Oh, no. . ." I started.

"Thats good." he said.

"Just two FUCKING HOURS!!!" I said yelling the last part. All he did was look at me, he didn't even say he was sorry (Pout) ((A/N: (Looks at Sasuke) did you just write "Pout"? Sasuke- Maybe.)) He loaded my stuff into the back of a old dark blue truck (I thank it was a Dodge but I can't really remember we didn't use that truck very much). We road in silence, every now and then we would just glance at each other, it was like he new I didn't really trust him that much (WELL HOW COULD I THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER MEET HIM!!!) and wasn't going to push my buttons ((Me- What buttons? Sasuke- Shut up)) and I was glad.


Hey :) I hope you like it I'll make the other chapies longer okay. I know people will like that, I know I love long chapters of good stories. ;P please read and review.