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Note to Michael Howard: I'm trying to work on 'Mr. Bad Example', but my wife quipped this one off a few weeks ago and it just wouldn't let me go.
Again, apologies to the late, great Warren Zevon.
Lawyers, Guns and Monkeys
I stole into a temple
The way I always do
How was I to know
Those kids would be there too?
I'd brought along old Chippy
Her peels caused me to slip
Send lawyers, guns and monkeys
Bates, get me out of this!
I was born a lord
Soon I'll be the Monkey King
Once I get the Sword
That boy won't mean a thing
I've faced Thuggies in Calcutta
Ninjas in Japan
Send lawyers, guns and monkeys
It's really hit the fan!
Send lawyers, guns and monkeys!
Send lawyers, guns and monkeys!