This is just a corny little story I decided to make. I'm not trying t make a good story, it's mostly a joke. :D Expect the horrible grammar often associated with rap and script style formatting.
Warnings: Silliness, horrible grammar, cussing.
Note: DJ PK-Mon is a trapinch… because randomness is power.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or the characters associated with it.
DJ Pk-Mon: Yo, yo, yo this is the rap battle free style of the century! Big G… spit that shit!
Groudon: Yo, my name is Big G that's who I be,
I'm the ruler of the land man, neva' the sea,
I be makin' a drought like the Great Depression,
I know girls think I'm fly by their facial expressions!
Yo, I'm hot like a sunny day fire blast,
Homie, if you don't like then kiss my ass!
To all my ground type homies who wanna' role wit me,
You gotta' live and breathe earth, man forget the sea!
And all you little water suckas' always talkin' smack,
You ain got nothin' on me cause "King Kyogre's" whack!
PK-Mon: Yo Groudon! Nice rap bro, yeah you got it, you got it! Now lets bring him out, the one the only K SEA!
Kyogre: Yo, yo yo, yo my name is K Sea and I'm makin' a splash,
Yo, don't be listen to this ground humpin' bitch talkin' trash.
Yo, all my peeps in the area, listen to me,
And hear the words of the pimp who was born unda' the sea!
With my Drizzle ability I be makin' it rain, makin' flood, overflow, I aint done,
I'll leave you drownin' in shame achin' in pain bustin' your brain tryin' to keep up with rhymes,
Looks like your outa time
So bye bye, see you lata, you mother fuckin hata'
If I ever see your face again, I'm gonna' maim ya!
PK-Mon: What happened here? Did Big G get burnt? Oh and what's this? What is this! It's the king of the sky, the one, the only, Raykizay!
Rayquaza: Yo, my name is Raykizay I'm the king of the sky,
I'm mean I'm green and of course I'm fly.
Both the land and the water hatin' cause it just aint fair,
Aint got it made in the crib that was built in the air.
They just hatin' cause they can't sit n chill on a cloud,
And they just hatin' cause their rappin' aint attractin' a crowd,
Yo, all the land and the water fightin' so see who's best, just keep in mind the sky will always master the rest.
PK-Mon: Short, sweet and too the point, so who do you think won this battle?