"I cannot believe vou got suspended for a veek for peeping the ladies changing room!" Ludwig said in disgust, with his strong german accent. "Out of all the antics vou gotten vourself into, this has to be the worst!"

"I didn't peep! I'm not a pervert!" Bowser said in defense from the false accusation. "And why do you care? Your not my dad!"

"I may not be vour biological father, but I'm the one who puts a roof over vour head and vour food on the damn table! And if vou were not being a peeping tom, vhat vere vou doing then?"

"I was trying to stop Kamek from -"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD VOU TO STAY AVAY FROM KAMEK!"

"Are you going to let me finish?"

"I don't have to, I've already know enough to have an idea on vhat vou and Kamek vere doing! It's despicable!"

"Dammit, Uncle Ludwig! You always shut me down whenever I mention Kamek!"

"He's a bad influence on vou anyvays."

"Like you and your late Saturday night drunk pass outs?"

"Vhat vas that?"

"Nothing, sir."

The long waking from home was so boring, Bowser had to open his mouth. "Why are we walking home?"

"I don't know maybe it's because a certain someone took the minivan for a joyride." And with that the rest of the walk continue to stay silence once they got to their mansion.

"Hey, kiddo! How was your day." Lemmy greated the young teen.

"Terrible!" Bowser exclaimed as he walked up the stairs to his room. Iggy, who happened to be on the stairs was working on a new project for work.

"Humanity's first artificial maid-bot! You may be small now, but once I find out you finally work, I'll make you 4'11" height and duplicate all of your functions-." His enthusiasm faded when his possible iconic invention sample was crushed by the anxiety teenage Bowser.

"Oops." Bowser said in a unsympathetic tone. "I didn't see it. Maybe next time you should work your projects in the basement. We have that for a reason whackjob."

Iggy hold in his urge to strangle the little ungrateful brat, until he heard Bowser's door slam, followed by Ludwig's dreadful shouting. The 45 year old scientist stormed to the dining room to vent his frustrations with the teen koopa to his brothers.

"That damn kid is the reason why I started to find multiple gray hairs in my twenties! My fucking twenties! That brat literally robbed me from my youth! Why the hell did you agree to take in that selfish vermin in, as always n infant for christ sake! After all the sacrifices we done for this boy, he treats us like we're his slaves!"

"Whoa! Slow down, Ig. I haven't seen you rant angrily this much, since fidget spinners started to become popular." The second oldest sibling attempt to calm down his tall, grayed hair brother.

"Sometimes I ask myself the exact same question every day vhenever he gets anxiety," the eldest brother poured himself a bottle of wine. "That kid vill be the death of me."

"Here's an idea, kick him out when he graduates! No when he turns eighteen! That way you'll get rid of him faster! It's not like he'll graduate anyway."

"Slow down on the wine, big bro. Doctor Phillips, wants you to reduce your alcohol consumption. You're not getting any younger." Lemmy discourage Ludwig from alcoholism.

"Iggy, it vill be impossible to allow myself to kick Bowser out."

"Why?"

"Because I took care of him ever since our baby brother abandoned him. And he's like the son I've never had. Then again, I don't have kids of my own."

"Wow that's strangely heartwarming. Are you ill?" Iggy asked in concern. He gasp. "Are you dying from liver cancer?"

"Shut it, grandpa!" Ludwig said, as he and Lemmy laugh.

"Oh I get it. It's ironic how I have a receiving hairline, gray hair, I get lack of sleep, and I don't take care of my skin, therefore making me look older - despite the fact I'm the middle child. And my two older brothers are attractive dilfs, despite the fact you guy don't have kids of your own." He ends all with a long frustrated sigh.

"It's just a joke, Igneous." Said Lemmy.

"Well sorry for being self conscious about my appearance! Wow. Never thought in my many years as a scientist I would ever say that."

"Anyway offtopic. I find it ironic how this half a century bottle of red wine is nearly- excuse me - it is older than me. In a odd vay, this man is the real and true dilf!" Ludwig joke as he and his brother's were fake laughing at his bad dad joke. At the same time, he was carefully pouring the wine back.

"On the topic of alcohol beverages, did you the punk who lives next door?"

"Kamek?"

"Ugh! Don't say his name."

" I heard he was band from England after being caught driving under the influence during spring break of last year."

"And vhy do I care if that delinquent is banned from re-entertaining another country?"

"So you can invest on that lock to better secure your alcohol, brother." Lemmy joked as his brother scuff.

The anxiety teenager slammed his door so loudly, that Ludwig yelled at him. Bowser laid on his stomach on his king-size bed and looked through social media on his IPhone X. He went to his crush's twitter, he is the first out of her followers to like all of Peach Toadstool's post, which isn't creepy at all, in his mind. He became heartbroken when the new foreign exchange students Mario Mario and Luigi Mario (yes, that is Mario's actual last name look it up) from Rome, Italy moved to New York and attended his high school, his princess and Mario hit it off the first day. Bowser is just glad the Italians will only be here for the school year and will have to fly back to Rome in June, and he'll have Peach all to himself.

"Peachy is having a secret party in her mansion in Queens, New York!" Bowser gasp. "That's not very far from where I am." I bet that stupid Italian Mario and his annoying freshman brother Luigi will be at the party! The redhead koopa thought sadly. But, I'm the only other koopa, besides that old german and man-child, who gets up early to see my sweetheart walk to school with her friend Daisy- who I'm pretty sure is hook on testosterone. Seriously! That chick has abnormal upper body strength that would make Roy jealous! I got it! All I have to do is walk to her mansion an hour early before the party so in that way I would chat my way to her heart, so hopefully she will ditch Mario! Ludwig did say a way through a woman's heart was music, if you can't play an instrument or use your vocals, and if not, you are pretty much useless and should drink your sorrows away. Damn that was dark stuff!

Bowser just got a notification on Tumblr from Morton's blog. Of course Star-Head would start a blog. Since everyone will drop dead after hours and hours of him talking about one thing and going off topic to rant about another thing. The young teen was impressed by his uncle's large following, which is mostly made up of Tumblrinas and people who want to kill time. Bowser read the first paragraph which talked about Lemmy's talented entertainment service and how to contacted him. The second paragraph talked about his invitation to Peach's party.

What? How come Star-Head was invited to Peachy's party and I didn't receive and invitation from her? Maybe she forgot? God, I hope she forgot, or ran out of paper. Uncle Morton is only invited so he could brag about how cool Peach's party was, since he's so popular on Tumblr. Right?

Bowser then restive a Snapchat video message from Keamk.

"Yo, Bower! I got an invitation to Peach's party! Did you get invited? Call or text me back." Kamek showed the invitation and end the video with him vaping into the camera.

God Dammit! Why is everyone but me invited to my Peachy's party! It's not fair.

Bowser then starts to text Kamek.

You: No, I didn't get invited

Kamek: That sucks

Wario: Ha! What a loser!

You: Wario, what the hell r u doing in our private conversation?

You: Oh wait...

Waluigi: Ur texting in our group chat

Kamek: I think he already notice that

Bowser leaves the group chat to privately text Kamk.

You: That was awkward...

Kamek: Ur grounded r u?

You: Yep. I'm surprised Ludwig forgot to take my phone.

Kamek: Just be lucky he didn't forget

Kamek: Anyway, I can get u invited to Toadstool's party.

You: Really? THANK YOU

You: I own u one

Kamek: Damn right u do. And to add a bonus, Wario and I will cockblock Mario, so u could have ur chance with the Princess of Queens, New York.

You: I think I owe u 2 favors now!

Kamek: Just one. Besides my plan is 10x better than what u r planning.

You: What makes u say that?

Kamek: Ur her stalker! She would never let u in her mansion to begin with!

You: Fuck you

Kamek: Just get ur ass in Goomba's Pizzeria, before I change my mind. U have one hour to get here.