Friggin' cupcakes
Ah yes, today was going perfectly. He had taken over the world a long time ago and had nothing to do, so he was spending time with his favorite son, Kozu. And his USB drive grandchild, Jordan. Today he had decided he would try something new and discovered he had a hidden talent of baking. So he had made a bunch of treats with Kozu, who got frosting, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and raw cookie dough everywhere. He had to clean it up and prevent him from licking everything. He gave him the spoon which held him off as he cleaned up the counter. At last they could put their first creations in the oven before starting on cupcakes. Kozu had Jordan riding on his head as they poured the mix into the cupcake tray.
That was easy, so they stuck that in as well. Somehow Kozu made another mess and tripped a bit, and elbowed the frosting package. It squirted all over the once cleaned counter. The Overlord wiped off Kozu and then sent him into the other room to wait for the cookies and cupcakes to finish. He cleaned up the counter once again and refilled the frosting tube. He smiled at his work and put the towel in the sink so he could wash it later.
He went into the other room and saw Kozu had turned on the TV. He sat down as well and closed his eyes. Surely he deserved rest after all that fun. He had no idea how long he got rest, but Kozu woke him up. He looked like he was panicking about something. "Father! Father! I've lost Jordan!"
Oh no.
"Where did you have him last?!"
"When we were baking!"
The oven beeped, signaling the cupcakes were done. He realized something and the dark entity and his son were filled with horror.
"WE COOKED JORDAN."
They raced back to the kitchen and the Overlord pulled out the cupcakes. They could see part of the USB drive sticking out of a tasty dome. Kozu pulled him out. He looked at his creator in despair. Oh god, what was he supposed to do?! He came up with an idea.
"We'll let Jordan rest and when Cryptor gets back, he'll fix Jordan!" That cheered up his son who went to go place the flashdrive someplace safe. He came back and they each took a frosting tube.
It was now time for decorating.
Minutes later, the kitchen looked like a warzone. Sprinkles, frosting, and sugar everywhere. Kozu had once again slipped, ever so clumsy in the kitchen, and a chain reaction played out. Kozu ate a cupcake as his father picked sprinkles out of his hair. He only further increased the mess, getting crumbs everywhere and frosting all over his face. He didn't like his hair being touched and was swatting at the Overlord. He hit the frosting tube on the counter and it fell to the floor with a splat.
Kozu proceeded to eat two more cupcakes. The Overlord stepped back and looked at his kitchen in despair. It would take forever to clean. Cryptor arrived after all the chaos. He saw the scene and went to step back and act as if he was never there. Kozu spotted him and grabbed a cupcake
"Wait, Kozu! I do not have the ability to e-" The stone warrior did not listen and shoved the sweet into the robot's mouth.