"I'm bored." Maureen said as she and the rest of the boheimians sat around the loft one Friday night.
"Me too." Collins said clicking a pen.
Roger took the pen from him and threw it across the room.
"HEY! Now how am I supposed to entertain myself?" Collins said smacking him in the back of the head.
Mimi laughed at their immaturity and decided to put her own two cents in and make her friends laugh. After all she too was getting extremely bored.
"Do what Mark does." She said with a laugh.
Everyone starting laughing hysterically except Mark.
"I don't get it." He said with a puzzled look on his face."When I get bored I play with my camera and stuff but I mean, why would Collins do that and why would it be so funny?"
This just made everyone laugh harder.
Trying to catch his breath in between fits of laughter, Roger said "Mark, don't you get it? What you do to entertain yourself, because you have no girlfriend?"
Mark gave Roger a confused look, and than began to think out loud,"What do I do because, I don't have a girlfriend to entertain myself? I mean its no fun having picnics or going to the movies by yourself, yet I can watch more movies that I want to watch rather than chick flicks, but other than that, and maybe sex there's nothing that I really...oh...OH...guys! That is not funny!!"
Once again everyone began laughing, but this time at Mark's reaction. This went on for at least five minutes until Collins interrupted.
"Alright guys, let's not make fun of Mark. Everyone masturbates." He said with one final laugh,
"Yeah everyone who doesn't get alot of sex." Maureen said slapping Joanne's ass.
"Not everyone is a nymphomaniac like you." Mark snapped.
"Not everyone is a prude like you." Maureen retorted.
Mimi rolled her eyes at their childish fighing and began painting her toe nails, and humming "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael. When Maureen heard what she was humming, she immediatly got an idea, that she thought would cure all of their boredom.
"GUYS!! I have an idea!" she blurted out.
"Oh god..." Roger said under his breath.
"What's your idea honey bear?" Joanne said, giving Maureen a kiss on the cheek.
"Well I thought of something we could do to pass time, and cure our boredom. We could go around and tell the story of our first time!" She said with a smile.
"Maureen isn't that a little personal?" Mark asked nervously.
"Duh! That's the point!"
Everyone agreed that, Maureen's idea was going to be an okay way to pass time, and keep them bust for a little while.
"So uhh who's gonna go first?" Collins asked taking a sip of cheap beer.
"Mark." Maureen, Roger, Joanne, and Mimi said in unison.
"Okay then, Mark it is. Start us out buddy." Collins said looking at him.
Mark looked around nervously, he was mad at everyone for making him go first.
"Okay..it was tenth grade. And I had to go to Nanette Hibilfarb's little sister's Bat Mitzah. I was really bored, so I kind of just sat there the entire time. I was really into Maureen at the time, but I was going out with Nanette. Nanette came over and tapped me on the shoulder. She whispered something in my ear about going out back, and making out. I really didn't want to, but I felt obligated seeing as though I was her boyfriend. So she took me by the hand, and lead me outback. Once we got outside we started making out, and after about thirty minutes, she asked me if I had a condom with me. After telling her I didn't want to have sex with her, of course she asked me why, which caused me to have to explain to her that I didn't love her. She started crying and hitting me, and she told me that she hated me. I didn't really feel right about going back into the party, so I started to walk home. I stopped off at the park a few blocks from my house. I walked in and I saw Maureen sitting on a bench. After sitting down by her she greeted me energetically, and asked me why I looked sad. When I told her why, she asked why I didn't love Nanette. And without thinkng I kind of let it slip that the reason I didn't love Nanette was because, I loved her. I thought Maureen would get up and leave,but instead she leaned in and starting kissing me, we kissed for about an hour, and when I felt her hand start to unbutton my jeans I just went with it. And that's how I lost my virgintity."
When Mark finished his story, just to be annoying Mimi and Collins "awed" in unison. Mark stuck his tounge out at them.
"So I guess Maureen has the same story." Joanne said.
"Ha! You wish! I lost mine two years before that!" Maureen giggled.
A/N first chappie not so good. Next: Maureen's story.