In the Akatsuki hideout.
Leader: Tobi! Tigressana! Get in my office right now!
Suddenly, Tobi and Tigressana poof into the Leader's office.
Leader: Since when did Tobi do that?!
Tigressana: Ever since we became partners.
Tobi: Yeah, and I even got my own spaceman suit! (goes to bathroom)
Tigressana: Uh, Tobi. You don't own a spaceman suit.
Tobi: Uh-oh. I need to go change.
???: Meow!
Leader: What was that!
Then Kisame runs in flailing his arms with Tigressana's Japanese bobtail kitten, Rose, gnawing on his head.
Tigressana: Rosie! How is my cute little kitty?
Rose: Meow! (purr purr)
Kisame: Get it off, get it off!
Then Tigressana gets Rose off Kisame's head and starts to stroke Rose's head. Then Kisame walks out bleeding.
Leader: Alright then. I called you here so you can go on your first mission together.
Tobi: Yea, a mission!
Leader: Your mission is to go by everybody their very own pet.
Tigressana: Why?
Leader: Because they have been complaining that they want a pet like you and Sebres.
Tobi: Shouldn't we gather information about them to get an idea of their ideal pet?
Leader: Don't be rid-! OMG! Tobi just said something smart!
Everyone (except Tigressana): OMG, it's the sign of the apocalypse!
Tigressana: No, it's not! He's done it before.
Others: Oh.
Tobi: Yea! I said something smart and don't know what it was!
Later when everyone forgets about Tobi's special moment.
Hidan: You know what, Kakuzu? The pet I really want is a parrot. What about you?
Kakuzu: Personally, I would want a ghost octopus.
Hidan: Why?
Kakuzu: Because they are cheap, don't have to feed them and they have tentacles. Oh, and I can't kill if it makes me mad.
Even later.
Kisame: So what do you guys want for a pet? I want a mini shark.
Sasori: Scorpion.
Itachi: Ferret.
Deidara: Cockatoo.
Leader: Turtle.
Konan: Giant butterfly.
Zetsu: Venus flytrap.
Tobi and Tigressana: (whisper) Bingo.
Then Tigressana and Tobi go to the Pet Store to get everyone's pets. But they ran into a problem.
Tigressana: Oh great, I forgot my credit cards!
Tobi: I'll get them!
Tigressana: Thanks, honey. (gives him a kiss)
Even more later.
Tobi: I'm back!
Tigressana: Good! (smiles) I'm sure glad that I grabbed all the stuff before anybody could buy it!
Tobi: Okay, lets go pay!
The next day.
Tigressana: Hey everybody! Tobi and I have something for you!
When everyone is in there, Tobi and Tigressana hand them there pets.
Hidan: I'm going to name my parrot Stabby!
Kakuzu: I'm going to name my ghost octopus Squidward.
Kisame: I shall call my mini shark, Mini-Me!
Itachi: I'm naming my ferret Carl.
Deidara: I'm naming my cockatoo Bombsy, un.
Sasori: I shall call my scorpion Stinger.
Leader: Yeas! I got a turtle! I will name him Mr. Turty!
Konan: I shall call my giant butterfly, um, Flappy.
Zetsu: I shall call my Venus flytrap Trapper.
Tobi: I got a dog. I'll name her Lassie.
THE END Tune in next time!