A/N: I do not own Harry Potter or anything that has to do with it. That is the intellectual property of J.K.R . Not Me.
Harry Potter: Security Force
"What the?" Said a voice as he awoke in a strange bed, in a strange place, "I believe that I'm no longer in what I would call the real world."
"Right you are, my young friend." An older sounding voice said to the young gentleman that just woke, "You are at my school, Hogwarts, precisely the hospital wing of the school."
"Right….I am going to go back to sleep and when I wake up, I am sure that you will be gone." Said the voice skeptically. The young man closes his eyes as he gently lies his head back down on the soft pillow that was under his head and then opens his eyes again to see the old man sitting at the foot of his bed that he is currently in.
"Ok, I am not dreaming, who are you?" the young man asked the older gentleman.
"My name is Albus Dumbledore; I am the headmaster here at Hogwarts. May I ask who you are?" Albus asked the young ward in front of him.
"My name is Kent, that's all you have to know at this time as I don't trust you yet, wait what do you mean school?" Kent asked the aging headmaster.
"It is a school for witches and wizards. They are to learn magic." The headmaster replied with a twinkle in his eye, "I am quite surprised right now, for you can see the castle meaning you have some magical blood in you. Are you a wizard or a squib?"
"A what? What the hell is a squib? I am pretty sure that I am not a wizard or some other magical whowhatsit." Kent replied to Albus, "Besides, I don't believe in magic, it is not scientifically real. What do you do teach kids how to pull rabbits out of hats?"
"No no my boy, we teach more than that at our school, even though you have some misconceptions of wizards and witches, but alas that might be a good thing for our students to learn in our Muggle Studies class." Albus replied with a hint of humor in his voice.
"Muggle? What the hell is a muggle?" Kent asked with irritation.
"Non magic folk, which is what we call them." Albus replied with that damn twinkle in his eye again, "But that is enough questions for today, Madame Pomfrey has released you from the hospital ward and placed you in my care. I believe that I have sorted you into Gryffindor House. You are to be placed with the 5th year students. "
"5th year students, so you think that I am magical?" Kent replied with a bit of skepticism, "I am not sure that I am."
"I believe that you are more than you seem, like your memories have been wiped." Albus said without thinking, "I can help you regain your past, if you would like."
Kent sat up in his bed thinking, "How could he have known that? I don't remember my past, hell I just remember that I was in an orphanage one day and then taken in by my adoptive parents when I was 10, nothing else before that. The orphanage did not know who my real parents were. I guess I will give this Albus character a chance.
"Ok, you better live up to your promise. I will accept your help for now." Kent said as he was torn from his thoughts, "Who am I rooming with?"
"A Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Ronald Weasley, I do believe. They can show you around as well, albeit with a little help from a Miss Hermione Granger." Albus replied to Kent's question, "I believe that they are here now, I will go and let them in."
As soon as he left, the doors swung open to reveal two young men and a young lady. "That must be my escorts." Kent assumed, "Well might as well be friendly."
"Hi, name is Kent, and I am guessing you are my escorts around this place." Kent said as he walked up to the young students, "I have to admit that I am not in the best attire right now. I could use some clothes."
As soon as he said that, Hogwarts robes appeared on his body, with the appropriate house crest and everything. "Red and gold, nice colors but I would have been happy with something purple." Kent thought to himself.
"I'm Harry Potter and this is Hermione Granger and that is Ron Weasley. I guess you are in Gryffindor us, judging by the robes." The raven haired student said to Kent, "Anyway, we are here to show you around the school, at least that's what Dumbledore said for us to do."
"Thanks, I guess I am at your mercy." Kent replied, "So what are the classes like?"
"Ok I guess, just be careful in Potions and Defense against the Dark Arts. Not too happy of wizard and witch in those classes. Let alone the professors teaching them" Ron said while walking out of the hospital wing. As soon as he said that, a witch wearing a pink cardigan sweater and outfit walked around the corner and stopped the students.
"Who is this? I have never seen this student before." The pink witch said with a sickly sweet smile, "And you should be in class Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger."
"Sorry professor, the Headmaster asked us to get the new student from the hospital wing and show him around." Hermione replied to the pink clothed professor, "He is kind of new around here and doesn't really know his way around yet."
"I see, still I have to give out reprimand, 10 points from Gryffindor each. " The pink clothed witch said with a hint of glee in her voice.
"Wait! Hold the phone! That does not seem right. I guess that if I sneeze in the wrong manner that we lose points as well. That does not make any sense at all. And who the hell do you think you are talking to us in a condescending tone. I guess that manners are not at the top priority for you." Kent said as the professor was backing away, "I mean come on; seriously, there is no need to dish out a punishment when they are under orders from the headmaster. And come to think of it, which the fuck are you anyway?"
"Well I never, that is another 20 points for disrespecting a professor!" The pink witch said in shock.
"You didn't answer my question, who the fuck are you?" Kent said again to the pink witch.
Harry, Hermione and Ron just stepped back and watched as the new student and professor stared each other down.
"I am Undersecretary Umbridge and your Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and I demand some respect." Umbridge said with some indignantly.
"Respect is earned not demanded. So I will give you the fucking respect that you just demanded of me when you have earned it. And so far, you have done nothing to earn that respect. So fuck off and go about your merry way." Kent replied to the witch, "And if I ever cross paths with you outside of this school, I will not be responsible for my fucking actions!"
"Detention for the week with me! I will make you respect me when I am through with you. Good day!" Umbridge said with anger in her voice and walked away.
"That was bloody brilliant!" Ron said just as soon as Umbridge was out of earshot, "Too bad that you got detention though."
"Is she always like that?" Kent asked Hermione, "If she is, she should not be teaching students, she should be locked up and have the fucking key thrown away."
"Yes and if you could stop swearing, most teachers don't like it." Hermione replied, "It does not take much to set her off."
"At least you will be spending a detention with me." Harry said as they continued to walk down the hall. While they are walking, the golden trio and the new student walked into another disgruntled member of Hogwarts, Malfoy.
"Potter, I see that you have picked up another blood traitor or is it mudblood?" Draco said to the four of them with a sneer, "I guess that the Dark Lord has to find another to kill."
"Who the hell are you? And why the fuck should I care?" Kent said before anyone could react, "And besides, who gives the fuck about this Dark Lord shit. I mean, what's his name again, Voldemort or something like that. I mean what kind of idiot comes up with a name like that. Voldemort, sounds like the guy couldn't think of a more menacing name and came up with fucking Voldemort."
With the commotion of the argument that was happening with Draco and Kent, other students started to gather around them. The Golden Trio just stood there shocked at what was going on. They have a new student talking like that the Dark Lord Voldemort was not a threat let alone that the new guy was saying his name with some cursing with that.
"You will not speak like that about the Dark Lord! When my father hears about this…"Draco started to reply to the insults.
"Oh, I am so scared. What is your father going to do? Kill me, not likely, mostly what will happen is that you will go whining to your father and will do nothing. I am starting to remember a few things about my past, and first off I know who I am now and who your father is, so I don't give a fuck if you go to your father about your problems and solves your fights. Be a man and fight your own fights." Kent interrupted the blond ponce.
With that comment, the students gave out a loud gasp and even some of the Slytherins that gathered were in agreement with the new guy. Never has anyone said anything like that in the hallowed halls of the school. They were shocked and some just stood there with their mouths hung open like Venus fly traps.
"What is going on here?" A sharp voice rang out with a hint of Scottish accent, "Mr. Malfoy, what is going on here?"
"Sorry professor, Draco was just trying to say hi to the new student and started to insult him. Kent defended himself and Malfoy was not too happy about it." Harry said to the Scottish professor.
"I see, there is no need to continue is there, off to class all of you." The stern professor said to all of the students gathered, "Mr. Kent, I would like to see you in my office immediately."
"Sure, um, where is that per chance?" Kent replied as the students were moving off and Draco Malfoy roughly pushed pass him.
"Follow me then, Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger, I do believe you have class but report to my office when you are finished." The stern looking professor said to the Golden Trio and to the new student.
"Mr. Malfoy, when you grow a pair, come see me, we will finish this!" Kent yelled out as Draco walked away.
"Mr. Kent! Are you quite finished? That will be 5 points from Gryffindor for that outburst!" The Scottish professor said to Kent.
"Yes ma'am, I am quite done now." Kent replied, "I didn't catch your name professor."
"Professor McGonagall, your Transfiguration professor. Please come with me." Minerva McGonagall said as she put her arm out in a walk this way manner. As they started to walk towards the professors office, Minerva asked a question to the new student, "Who are you? I feel that I recognize you from somewhere."
"My name is Kent, at least that's what I remember, I do know that I am a very powerful wizard and older than I look." Kent replied to the professor.
"Oh my! That's where I recognize you from! Kent it is good to see you again. It has been many a year since we last talked." Minerva said as she just realized whom she was talking with.
"It is good to see you my old friend, though the years have been very kind to you." Kent replied as soon as they entered the office.
"How did you get here? Last I heard you left the magical community." Minerva said as she sat down at her desk, "You started some sort of security agency or something like that, if memory serves me right."
"I see that you have been keeping up on muggle news. Yes, I have been away for some time now. Imagine my surprise that I woke up in Hogwarts with no memory of my past and then all off a sudden I start to remember it. I guess that Hogwarts wanted me to remember." Kent replied as he too sat down in a very comfy chair in McGonagall's office, "I guess Albus had his suspicions who I was, but he could not pinpoint it." As soon as Kent said that, the door opened and the aging wizard walked in.
"I had my suspicions yes, but I wanted you to confirm it. It is good to see you my old friend." Albus said with a smile, "I see that the years have been good to you."
"As they have you, good to see you Albus. So Old Voldie is back? What happened this time? Did he resurrect himself again?" Kent said with a hint of humor in his voice, "I mean come on, what does this guy have to fear? Death is just another window to another world, granted a better world."
"It would seem that Tom does fear death but also fears that no one will remember him." Albus said tiredly, "I see that you have regained your memories as well. Then the student position is not something for you then. I would like to make you part of the staff as a security advisor. I hear that you are making bounds in that field in the muggle world."
"Too true Albus, I accept your offer and to start off with, at the next feast I would like to announce that I am starting a Hogwarts Security Force comprised of students. Two from each house that will be the command staff and they will be able to pick 5 from their house to be deputies of sorts. I will hand pick the command staff and oversee the day to day operations." Kent said with some vigor, "They will have different uniforms as well and tools to do their jobs. They will work independent of the Prefects and Head Boy and Girl. They answer only to you or me. They will be able to hand out points and take away points and detentions. Any other violation, they get sent to holding cells that I will set up. How does that sound?"
"Albus, you can't be serious? That would cause total anarchy and Delores is already looking for something to kick you out with." Minerva replied in total disbelief, "She is going to go over your head when she hears this."
"I am quite serious and it is something to keep her in check." Albus said with that all knowing twinkle in his eye, "I trust there will be no issues with the board on this?"
"If they know what is good for them, there won't be. It will be good to work with you all again. With that I must be off to set up my new position and facilities." Kent replied and got up and left the Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress.
A/N: And that's where I leave the first chapter of this saga. What will happen next? Will the golden trio figure out what is going on? I know that I stated in my synopsis that Hermione is suspicious of Kent. I promise in the next chapter we will find out why.