*Why I Don't Like You*
By Ricco Ragazza
*Too bad, I don't own Harry Potter. :snaps fingers:*
Dear Harry,
Here are *some* reasons that I don't like you.
1. Your hair-do is so um, let's call it 1960's but really it just plain un- cool.
2. Those glasses are as nerdy as them come, round glasses?! What were you thinking!
3. You think you can save the world? Ummm, that doesn't help me feel safe when I sleep, some nerdy dork on a broom stick with an over-sized head protection me, yaaaay.
4. The person who thought you up knows nothing about witch craft, but I won't go there, there are too many mistakes *shakes head*
5. 'Hogwarts' doesn't have nuthin' on, eh, it doesn't have nuthin' on all those other cool witch-craft schools.
6. Sorry to tell you, but you aren't half as good as 'The Wisard of Oz' no matter what that guy on TV happens to say. *Duh, he says what you tell him as long as he gets his check next Friday :-p*
7. The whole thing is mock scary, unless someone is 5 they shouldn't even give your movie the time of day. Um, I mean I'm not caring about you either! :-p
8. People write romance stories about you, and its like, "Hello! He's like 10! Ewww." I think that 'Hogwarts' needs a good talking to, where was the 'Just say no' talk? Or, maybe that was like the 'Sex can wait talk'.whatver, but where the hell was that! I heard it was mandatory.
9. Eh, just look at your friend, what a little pugly faced nerd-o.Oh, and you sure didn't age well, I saw you on E! or Extra or some crap like that, and whoa, nelly! Eekers, there is help tho, go ask Michael Jackson for a number to his plastic surgeon ;-)
Yours truly,
Some guy from Goosebumps *What happened to those little kiddy books anyway!?*
By Ricco Ragazza
*Too bad, I don't own Harry Potter. :snaps fingers:*
Dear Harry,
Here are *some* reasons that I don't like you.
1. Your hair-do is so um, let's call it 1960's but really it just plain un- cool.
2. Those glasses are as nerdy as them come, round glasses?! What were you thinking!
3. You think you can save the world? Ummm, that doesn't help me feel safe when I sleep, some nerdy dork on a broom stick with an over-sized head protection me, yaaaay.
4. The person who thought you up knows nothing about witch craft, but I won't go there, there are too many mistakes *shakes head*
5. 'Hogwarts' doesn't have nuthin' on, eh, it doesn't have nuthin' on all those other cool witch-craft schools.
6. Sorry to tell you, but you aren't half as good as 'The Wisard of Oz' no matter what that guy on TV happens to say. *Duh, he says what you tell him as long as he gets his check next Friday :-p*
7. The whole thing is mock scary, unless someone is 5 they shouldn't even give your movie the time of day. Um, I mean I'm not caring about you either! :-p
8. People write romance stories about you, and its like, "Hello! He's like 10! Ewww." I think that 'Hogwarts' needs a good talking to, where was the 'Just say no' talk? Or, maybe that was like the 'Sex can wait talk'.whatver, but where the hell was that! I heard it was mandatory.
9. Eh, just look at your friend, what a little pugly faced nerd-o.Oh, and you sure didn't age well, I saw you on E! or Extra or some crap like that, and whoa, nelly! Eekers, there is help tho, go ask Michael Jackson for a number to his plastic surgeon ;-)
Yours truly,
Some guy from Goosebumps *What happened to those little kiddy books anyway!?*