A/N: so my sister did this first with fang but I'll do it with iggy! We're also having a review war! So review me.
Me: *nudges iggy* say hi to the readers.
Iggy: hi to the readers!
Me: don't be sassy Iggy.
Iggy: I'm not! I'm just pissed.
Me: I know, I know. You're pissed because draco malfoy ran you over with a shopping cart in walmart.
Iggy: ariana, ariana look I can stand on my hands.
Me: iggy you're going to hurt yourself
Iggy: no I wo-(crash bang meow) A/N: sorry bad sound effects.
Me: *sigh*
Iggy: enough with the unessacery sighing
Me: you know what we should do
Iggy: what?
Me: go see fireworks!
Iggy: um… it's January
Me: so what? I love fireworks! Bang bang! Ba-bang bang. Bang!
Iggy: are you okay? Did those meds make you loopy?
Me: mmm… maybe a little bit.
Iggy: you know ariana I think our home has a lot of communication problems.
Me: explain please
Iggy: well with you, me, your sister, fang, draco, and drake living in the house it's becoming over crowded.
Draco: excuse me I believe I am a very good housemate! I'm even house broken!
Me: draco! Back in your cage! Otherwise you can't come with us on our daily trip to Wal-Mart tomorrow.
Draco: you're no fun!
Iggy: I wanna move out!
Me: why?
Iggy: because you people are crazy!
Me: I birdnapped you so you can't leave. Plus I feed you and pay for clothes and shit.
Iggy: damn it!
me: so what do you think of fangsters new boob?
Iggy: it takes up a lot of space.
Me: yeeeeaaaah
Iggy: at least you didn't take me to your health class at school like your sister.
Me: mmm… iggy where does a mother's milk come from?
Iggy: idunno the bellybutton.
Me: kay you're going to health class.
Iggy: shit!
Iggy: fang! Why did you tell me that it came from the bellybutton!
Fang: hahahahahahahahahahah! Payback!
Me: fang go put food in Draco's cage!