A/N: *Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters*

Hey guys this is my first fanfic and the second for my partner in crime: Pain-In-The-Dance. So just take that into consideration...even though I think we're pretty good for a couple of rookies ;) Just some little tips: Peeping Eddie is meant to be a play on the phrase "peeping tom" and fawkward is just fucking awkward shortened, just like the word fugly. Anywho, without further ado here's 'Peeping Eddie'. Enjoy!

Chapter 1. Lust At First Sight

EPOV

Why is school always so fudging boring? Ugh, I just want to go sit in my car in the parking lot and take a nap...maybe have a wet dream. Yeah cause I'm bad like that, no one will ever catch THE Edward acting like a pussy!

Just keep telling yourself that, buddy.

Shut up Edward!

Because you're so cool you have chats with your inner self.

Well stop talking to me then!

Okay but you do have a soft spot so stop acting so tough.

I do not. Don't listen to him.

Shall we take a look at your "My Little Pony" DVD collection?

That's Alice's! I swear!

Riiight.

I hear the bell ring. YES LUNCH! Freedom! Alice runs up to me as I'm walking out of trigonometry and sings annoyingly, "Hey, big brother!"

Alice is my crazy hyper, annoying but sweet little sister. Sure, I act like a dick to her sometimes, but I care for her a lot more than I would lead anyone to believe.

"Ugh, Alice what did I say about confronting me during school hours?"

Her smile turns into a pout. "Right, sorry."

As she's walking away I can't help but feel a little shitty so I let out an, "Alice, wait."

She turns around with a raised eyebrow.

"Later," I say with a wink.

She gives me a curt nod but I see the hint of a smile playing at her lips. That's good enough for me.

~o~o~

Today's lunch tastes like ass, and Jessica won't stop talking in my ear... or nibbling on it.

Her shrill voice asks, "So baby, what do you want to do after school?"

"Maybe go home, you know, away from you so you can take your Ritalin."

"You're so rude sometimes!" She yells before slapping me on the shoulder. I don't give a flappin' pancake...the hit feels like a feather lightly brushing against my skin.

"Woah, dude look at that foxy grandma who just walked in," Eric says in an effort to sound cool, but it has just the opposite effect.

And Mike follows up with, "Oh stop with the freaking 70s talk, Er-... DAMN she's fine!"

I turn around to see what all the commotion is about and...wow she shines just like the finest diamond in the jewelry shop.

What was that?

Nothing! I, umm, meant: Shiiiizzle I want to shove my banana in her donut she looks like a good one night stand!

By listening to the discussion at the table I easily find out she's new here and her name is Bella Swan. Even her name is sexy. Just a glance at her and I immediately find myself noticing she's got these deep pools of chocolate brown for eyes that match the fountain of chocolate locks of hair. She also has nice full lips and a petite body that's curvy in all the right places. And I'll be damned if her cheeks could get any redder.

She sits down at the end of our table next to Angela and Ben. Most everyone is staring at her but Jessica starts blabbing away.

"So Bella, this is like totes the coolest table at lunch! Only the hotties get to sit here."

"That's great, we had a table like this back in Phoenix but," she leans in toward Jessica, "some of the people here look a little fugly."

"Oh yeah well it's Forks what did you expect? Not too many spicy people out here like moi, but the ones we can find sit here. And the rest well...they have cool enough personalities."

I cut in, "Gee Jess, I didn't know you could look past the outside."

"And who's this?" asks Bella.

Jessica answers, "Edward, my douche bag of a boyfriend."

Bella chuckles. "Ah well, at least he has one of the qualifications for this table."

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Oh who gives a crapper, she's so hawt and she's talking to me.

Wow, Edward are we 10 again? I thought we went through puberty.

Right, I mean I'm so gonna stalk this chick and maybe even rape her! No. No, no, no! I didn't mean to think that. Dirty Eddie came out to play for a second there. No worries. But stalking does sound nice if she's involved.

As lunch progresses, my brain makes the connection and I realize that she is the daughter of Charlie Swan, the chief of police here in Forks. Shit! How am I going to stalk her with him in the way?

You're really going to stalk her?

Yeah, and get her to have you know what with me!

'You know what'? Really, Edward?

Well she's so flappin' hawt and I can't help it if she reduces my brain to the size of a 10 year old boy's penis!

Your reputation is going to go in the crapper if anyone finds out.

"So Bella..."

She looks up at me expectantly. "Yeah?"

"Tell us about yourself."

"Uh, okay well I used to live with my mom in Arizona until she got remarried to this dude named Phil. I felt the need to leave 'cause I just couldn't deal with the constant moaning and banging on the walls every night. Those two fuck like rabbits in heat. It's disturbing."

Mmm...I'd love to put her in the heat and feel up on her rabbits...

"Ew!" the female population at the table exclaims.

She continues, "Anyways, I moved here with my dad and it's pretty fawkward so far. I walked in on him watching porn one time. But back to my story, in Phoenix I hung out with the "cool kids" and it was nice. I'm hoping you guys are just as pimpin' as they were."

Eric grins widely and states, "I'm a pimp, you can be my ho if you'd like!"

Abruptly, I shoot up from the table, "NO!" I exclaim.

All eyes turn to me and I wonder what has gotten into me. I want to correct my mistake but the bell rings, making it impossible. I walk up to Bella as she stands up.

"What's your next class?"

"Biology, you?"

"Me too!" Heh, heh, heh...

~o~o~

We are in Biology now, and I feel like Mr. Banner can sense my urge to have groovy times with Bella, because he tells her that her new seat is next to me. Eff yeah! Suck on that Eric! And I don't mean my balls...because I'm not gay!

Bella keeps glancing at me through out class and she thinks I don't know. Hah! What a sweet, innocent little bear. I can't wait to pop her blackberry...or is it orange?

"Cherry," says Mr. Banner, "is an example of a fruit. Fruits are the protective coats for seeds, and aide in seed dispersal."

I am barely paying attention. All I can focus on is how sexy Bella looks. She abruptly turns toward me and I'm not expecting it so our gazes lock with each other. I feel like her chocolate orbs are burning into me and can see straight into my soul. I don't want to, but I can't help feeling exposed, so I break the eye contact. The bell rings and when I look back to her she is hiding behind her hair and between some strands I see that beautiful blush of her's in full force. She quickly gathers her things and leaves. I'm still sitting in my seat, thinking.

I want her so bad but at the same time I feel like she might not be good for me. Then again she could be the best thing that ever happened to me. She's like a burger.

Oh my God, you are seriously comparing her to a BURGER now?

Yes...a juicy, delicious burger! Well damn, if she's a burger, can I have some fries with that? I need to explore this strange female some more, and ASAP. If that includes me stalking her, then that's how it shall go down.

A/N: So? What d'ya think? I hope you will grow to love Peepward as much as we do :) We know this is very short but it is only the first chapter and we are aiming to see what kind of response we get. Future chapters will be longer. FYI, there will be BPOV as well. Please give us feedback! Good or bad, we could use the criticism. And of course let us know if you want more. Thank you very much! xoxo M&M