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Watrepuss: Me and my sister Natsu wrote this while high (on beef stroganoff) XD
We hope you enjoy our crackiness~!

DISCLAIMER: We do not own KHR only the beef stroganoff ;D

Fran picked out the meat and onion from his bowl calmly, putting the icky bits into his hanky. Ew. Beef stroganoff. Lussuria had recently discovered the fowl recipe in an ancient book that Levi dug out of Lambo's Afro while trying to find someone to intimidate. Fran's expression showed one of mock disgust.

When he had finished the 'meal' he went off to dispose of the evidence. Unfortunately Fran happened to bump into the Queen Peacock outside the bathroom.
(A/N: Who knows what he'd been doing in there *wink wink, stab stab.*)

"Fran deary~! What might that be in your handkerchief?" He voiced quite suspiciously eyeing the small bundle in his hands.
Fran held it up in front of his face as if surprised to see it was there.
"I sneezed and my brains came out." He said flatly.
". . . ."

Levi who had been inside the toilet (with the other crocodiles) heard the thud as Lussuria fainted.

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