Hello everyone. This Is actually my first fanfiction story, so please, tell me if it is good or not… Oh, and no flames….
Random Voice: Hello and welcome to Truth or Dare with P n' F, and here's your talkative host, Phineferb-inator1618.
PFI1618: (Comes out of the curtain.) What do you mean by talkative! (Clears his throat.) Hello everyone! Welcome to my own TV show, Truth or Dare with P n' F. And I am your handsome host for this evening, Phineferb-inator1618. (Long pause) But you can call me PFI1618!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: Ok, to start out our show, let me call our staff, here's Johnny, our camera man, and also handling the sound system, Johnny's Punk-rock friends!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: But let's not forget our own security man, Heinz Doof.
(Audience cheers)
(Heinz pops out of the curtain) Heinz: That's it? Doof? Do I really have to explain that it is Doofenshmirtz! Not Doof!
PFI1618: Ok, Sheesh. And now let me start the Truth or Dare by introduce the brain of Danville's coolest inventions, Phin-
(3 men suddenly interrupt)
Judges: Umm, I would like to say…. YOU FORGET TO ANNOUNCE US!
PFI1618: Who are you three?
Judges: We are the judges, as you can see (points to a sign beside him).
PFI1618: Ahemm… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE HAVE NO JUDGES! DOOF!
Heinz: Already on it. (Gets inside a large machine.) Get ready to be zapped with my Annoying-Judge-Go-Away-Inator!
PFI1618: Nice name.
(Zzzzzzzzzztttttt)
PFI1618: Well, that was disturbing. Ok, let's continue. Everybody give a round of applause for Phineas.
(Phineas steps in, many girls screamed, "Oh my gosh, marry me Phineas")
PFI1618: (Faces the audience) "What are you talking about? He's only 10!"
(Ferb pops out, of the curtain, many girls also screamed)
Ferb: Actually he's 11.
PFI1618: Well, enough about that, let's go to the awaited part, The Truth or Dare!
(The evil jingle singers then sang) P n' F Truth or dare
(Phineas sits in a comfy chair)
PFI1618: Ok Phineas, we've got a truth and a dare for you, which one do you want to go first?
Phineas: Truth
Audience: Ooohhh
Phineas: What? I want this to be over quickly okay!
PFI1618: Then truth it is: Who in these choices do you want to kiss, in the lips!
Phineas: What?
PFI1618: A. Isabella
(Isabella giggles backstage)
PFI1618: B. Vanessa
Vanessa: Wha?
(Ferb and Heinz unleashes a deathly stare at Phineas)
PFI1618: C. Alyson
Phineas: Can I whisper it to you?
PFI1618: No, you cannot because I already zapped the Judges, meaning I make the rules.
Phineas: Okay, I choose (Blushing)… A. Isabella
(Camera turns to Isabella)
(Isabella screamed, uncontrollably.)
Major Monogram: Carl!
Carl: Yes sir! (Fires the amnesia-inator at Isabella)
Isabella: What happened?
(Camera returns to PFI1618)
PFI1618: That was disturbing. Ok Phineas, time for your Dare. I dare you to do a prank on Ferb.
Phineas: Ok. (Runs off and got some glue, then putting it on Ferb's sandwich.)
(Ferb bites his sandwich, then complains)
Ferb: Fffffbbbbcnoofffboooo
Phineas: Sorry bro, PFI1618 asked me to do it.
Ferb: (Points to PFI1618.) Fffffbbbbcnoofffboooo
PFI1618: Doof!
(Heinz fires a machine named The-All-Purpose-Glue-Remover-Inator)
PFI1618: How's that Ferb?
Ferb: Better!
(Ferb continues eating his sandwich)
PFI1618: Thank you Phineas.
Phineas: No problem dude.
PFI1618: Phineas everybody!
(Phineas walks out of the stage while the audience cheers)
PFI1618: And now, get ready to-
(Random guy appears then whispers to PFI1618)
PFI1618: Sorry guys but Ferb won't be able to come out tonight.
Audience: Aww man
PFI1618: Ok, let's continue. Please welcome, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
Isabella: Hello everyone.
PFI1618: Isabella, we have a dare for you. We dare you to kiss Buford.
Isabella: What?
Buford: Oohhh.
Isabella: Can't you pick someone else, like Phineas (blushing).
PFI1618: Sorry, no can do.
Isabella: Fine (kisses Buford, then came running to the comfort room)
PFI1618: That was quick.
(Random guy appears again, then whispered something to PFI1618)
PFI1618: Alright, now, ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome, Ferb!
(Girls and Irving screaming like a baby)
PFI1618: Ferb, since you are real charmer, an audience asked me to make you choose, Truth or Dare?
Ferb: Dare.
Audience: Ooohhh
PFI1618: He chooses dare. Ferb, we dare you to do that speech where you were finding Steve, your pet chameleon.
Ferb: What? (Stares at PFI1618) Fine!
PFI1618: With action and feelings. Isabella?
Isabella: Alright. It's no use. He moves too fast, maybe we should just give up?
Ferb: Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not tod-
Irving: Ferb is actually talking! (Screams like a girl)
PFI1618: Doof!
Heinz: On It (gets inside a machine named Stop-Screaming-Like-A-Girl-Inator)
(Zzzzzztttt)
PFI1618: Ferb?
Ferb: Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers — and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
Audience: Wooohoooooo, Go Ferb.
Ladies: We love you Ferb.
(Ferb winks at the girls)
Ladies: Ahhhh (faints).
PFI1618: Alright, Ferb everybody.
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: And now, help me welcome the queen of busting, Candace!
Candace: Hello everyone. (Sits on a sofa)
PFI1618: Candace, before we begin, would you like to say a few words to the camera?
Candace: Okay. (Turns to the camera) I Love You Jeremy.
Audience: awwwwww
Candace: Also, Phineas and Ferb, after this show is done, I'm gonna bust you for sure.
PFI1618: Okay, let's continue. Candace, since you're so focused, were gonna let you choose. Truth or Dare?
Candace: Dare!
PFI1618: Okay, I dare you to stop busting your brother for a day.
Candace: Okay, I'll just spend the time with Jeremy or Stacy.
PFI1618: But there's a catch. You cannot talk to anyone else, except you teddy bear. Also, you must not leave your bedroom. If you will lose this dare, you must kiss Carl.
Carl: YES!
Candace: What? That's IMPOSSIBLE, and who's Carl?
Carl: That would be me. Wooo Hoooo, I'm gonna be kissed by Candace tomorrow.
Candace: The dare isn't even starting yet.
PFI1618: The dare starts now!
Candace: Candace is out. PEACE!
PFI1618: Well that concludes our daily broadcast, thank you for watching.
Stay tuned, the next chapter will have Truth or Dares from my friends. Also, you can send me some Truth or Dares, only rule is to be creative….. Reviews please..
And no FLAMES