Everyone gets bad luck once in a while. This poor guy had really bad luck all day. Enjoy!
This was the perfect idea. Quick money, low risk, and very easy. A celebrity from Russia, probably with loads of money on him, walking down the street. None of his friends in sight, perfect opportunity. The mugger grabbed the teenager, and pulled him into the alleyway.
"Give me your money now!"
The lilac haired boy smiled. Several shrieks were heard from the alley, and then Bryan walked out with a new coat and boots.
Okay, second try. This one might be big, but he can't be fast, and he's meant to be the nicest of all of them. If I surprise him fast, he doesn't stand a chance. This can't go wrong. He lept out, and pushed the huge teen against a wall.
"MONEY now!" The blonde looked down at him, then shrugged. When the police arrived from an anonymous tip off, that a celebrity was being mugged, they found the mugger trapped inside one of the huge bins, with three paving slabs pinning it down. They let him go, since he hadn't broken the law really.
This one should be easy, he's my height, and they all say he is the leader, but he's only powerful in the arena. He's not a maniac, and he doesn't look that muscular. I can take him. I can take him. The mugger yanked the boy towards him and thrust his fist underneath the teens chin.
"Just give me the money, and you won't get hurt!"
Tala grinned, and reached for Wolborg.
The mugger felt like taking up needlepoint. It had taken the hospital three hours to defrost him, and he was exhausted. He began to walk home when he saw a short guy, laden with bags, walk into an alley. It was to good to miss. As he approached, the kid turned to look at him.
"This is why I hate America. All of you are so stupid!" The boy sighed.
Ian came back late. When Tala asked where he had been, Ian responded by throwing a large amount of spare parts and a wallet on the table. Tala looked at the photo and recognised the man he had frozen earlier. He had been going easy, he realised. He should still be an icicle.
"Wow. I suppose the line here is, When Soviets visit America, Victim mugs you."
So Ian mugs a mugger. I feel sorry for the poor guy. He had Bryan as his first victim. I know the last joke doesn't work well, but would someone mug the BlitzBoys on their home turf? This is why you never mug celebrities who are Beybladers. Please review!