Hi!!! Hope you like my story!!!(I know I suck ass)

Chapter 1, Goodbye, Material world

Three hours ago...

"Yusuke Urameshi! Report to Mr. Takenaka in the student guidance room!"

I figured you be on the roof! Said Keiko

Nice to see you to Keiko. Said Yusuke

And smoking again! You...you delinquent! Said Keiko

Now shut up, why don't you. Said Yusuke

SHUTUP?! SMOKING KILLS, AND IT'S DISGUSTING! YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL, THOUGH, HUH! WHAT ARE THOSE... STREET SHOES? Said Keiko

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You know Mr. Takenaka's looking for you! I'm class officer! If you don't go see him. It's my butt that's gonna get hauled! Said Keiko

AWRIGHT ALREADY! Said Yusuke

I'll go I'll go sheesh. You're a regular pain you know that? Said Yusuke

Ah, what's the use! Just get going, okay.

Yusuke looks under Keiko's skirt...

Whoo, them some bug-ugly panties, crack stained to. Said Yusuke

Smack!!

IDIOT! PERVERT! JUST DIE WHY DON'T YOU!!He hasn't grown up one little bit! Jerk!thought Keiko.

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HE GOT AWAY AGAIN YARGH! Said Keiko

Few minutes later...

Yusuke is leaving cause Mr. Iwamoto kicked him out for no damn reason

While smoking on his way out he says to himself What a load of

BONK some one hits him on the head

OWW! THAT HURT DAMNIT WHO THE HE--?

ACK!

THAT IS MR. TAKENAKA TO YOU TAKENAKA said

Wher did you get the nerve to light this up just outside school grounds!? Mr. Takenaka said

Leave me alone. Yusuke said

Sorry this is so short I had to wirte something last night.. I've been grounded so I had to sneak on so Oh Damnit!!! Also i'm to damn lazy to write anything more so by (Damnit)