A/N; new fanfic yay! After I read Breaking Dawn I just had to do a fic about Nessie & Jake. I don't really have much of a proper plot yet, I just know the basics lol. Want to see what people think & if people actually review before I upload the first chapter lol. Thanks guys if you do read & review. It means a lot to me x)

Disclaimer-- I own Twilight, I own New Moon, I own Eclipse, I own Breaking Dawn, I own Stephenie, I own The Host, I own Pizza Hut, I own Burger King, I own the queen.
...and if you haven't already guessed, then, yes, I am lying. xD! I own nothing. Because I am misfortunate like that xD
Edit; I own Phillis. As does Katy. Though Phillis isn't in this fanfic so I dunno why I'm mentioning it ahaha

& So The Werewolf Fell In Love With The Loch Ness Monster

Prologue

I tilted my head to the side, as I looked at myself in my full length mirror in my bedroom, wondering how old I looked. Hmm, about 17. Though I could probably pass for 18 if I wanted to. Strange, seeing as I was actually only 6 years old. Though mentally and physically I was in my late teens. It seems weird to have sped through the awkward teenage years...I don't know if I was glad or not, sometimes I just wanted to be normal. Though, most of the time I didn't; I loved being different, unique, one in a million, even among my kind. Today my family...or let's say Alice...were throwing me a birthday party...another birthday party. My seventeenth.

I sighed, how long had it been since she last threw me one...four, five months ago? Though I was glad I was growing slower these days, I was growing slow enough that I could finally start high school. I was starting tomorrow with Jacob; my parents, and aunts and uncles wanted to go too, I knew they just wanted to spy on me and protect me, but I convinced them to let me go on my own, and my mom, Bella, agreed with me. She knew Jacob would protect me. And I did, too. Not like I needed to protected. I could certainly take care of myself. I knew that in about a year I would be full grown, and would stop growing altogether. I think I would be glad; I wouldn't have to have Alice buying me clothes all the time when I'd grown out of them, and I'd get to have birthday parties once a year like normal people. Yes, I would be glad...but I bet Alice wouldn't be. I laughed lightly to myself. Ha, serves her right for all the torture she inflicted on me; all the parties, and shopping every month, and blah.

I heard a chuckle come from behind me. I spun around to see my dad, Edward, standing at my door. "You're just like your mother." he said, smiling.

I rolled my eyes. "Dad, were you eavesdropping on my mind?" I put my hands on my hips, but laughed a little.

"You know I can't help it."

"Okay...how long have you been stood there?" I asked, removing my hands from my hips and crossing them across my chest.

"Not long." he grinned. "Okay, you got me. I was just...fascinated."

"Fascinated...by me?" I shook my head. "You're just trying to make an excuse for your eavesdropping." I laughed.

He chuckled. "So...you not looking forward to your party then?"

"Of course I am." I lied. I, unlike my mom, was good at lying. ...Oh great—I smacked the heel of my hand to my forehead—if he didn't know I was lying before, he definitely does now.

"Yep." my dad answered my unsaid thought.

I narrowed my eyes. This reading minds thing was really starting to piss me off. I smiled at him sweetly like I was thinking nice thoughts.

He laughed and shook his head. "Right, I'll leave you alone with your thoughts."

I nodded.

He turned around and headed out of the door, then stopped and looked around at me. "Though I'd probably be able to hear you still from downstairs if I wanted to." he grinned, jokingly.

A/N; right. That's it xD
It's just the prologue so yeah..
If I get some reviews I'll upload the first chapter hehe
So pleeease review. If you do...I'll give you a cookie x) & mention you on my next chapter.
Thanks a lot. I love reviews as much Jacob xD ...and that's a lot. Haha.
So yeah, shall I upload the next chapter? Review, tell me what you think & if you think I should.
Thanks a bunch x)