A.N: Until I think of more rules, I'm going to start the stories for all the rules. Well, "chapter 1"! We're starting things off with rule number 1! Hee! Enjoy! Thanks!

P.S: My original story was taken down, so I'm going to post this. If anyone wants the list of rules, pm me or review and I'll send it to you, ok?

*Disclaimer: Do I really have to kill my dreams for this? *sigh* I don't own Naruto.*

1. Supposedly unbeateable, unbreakable, and impossible things are constantly beaten, broken and made possible. If you wish to keep something impossible, etc. DO NOT advertise it as such.

It was a bright, sunny afternoon when ominous cackling began at Konoha's gate. Ninja gathered in front of the gate, gaping at the horribly dressed man infront of them, and the young girl shaking her head behind him. The man was 6'2" and was wearing a bright pink tank top with yellow ninja pants and a "Naruto" orange cape. He had short, curly brown hair and dark blue eyes. The girl was 5'6" and had long curly brown hair, but her eyes were a lighter blue than the man's. She was wearing a pair of black shorts and a dark purple tee. Neither were wearing shoes. The girl turned to the man.

"Akumu-niisan, I don't think this is a good idea. In fact, you are an idiot, and I'm going to laugh at you."

The now identified Akumu turned to his little sister and said, "Tenshi-chan, I cannot fail, for I have created the ultimate unbreakable chakra shield and nothing and no one shall stop me! Muahahaha!"

Tenshi rolled her eyes and walked over to a nearby Chunin, who had a scar across his nose. She turned to the man and smiled sweetly.

"Hello, my name is Tenshi. What's yours?"

The brown haired Chunin looked shocked that the girl, who was apparently with the insane man, was speaking to him, with a lack of hatred.

"Ahh..I'm Iruka Umino. Ermm..Can I ask why you're being nice when you're brother is..well," and Iruka pointed at the man, who had caught a butterfly and was tearing its wings of little by little and eating the peices.

"Because I am nothing like him. And, as rude as this may seem, I'm going to need someone to vouche for me when they finally drag my brother to T&I. Besides, niisan isn't actually evil, he's just batshit crazy."

"Oh, well...I suppose I can help you, since you're so nice..." Iruka was cut off by the arrival of several ninja, one of which pushed Iruka away from Tenshi and held a kunai to her throat. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit and shouting loudly.

"Get away from Iruka-sensei you crazy bitch!"

Iruka watched this, a tick growing on his forehead, until finally he exploded, scaring the shit out of all the ninja there.

"NARUTO! You leave Tenshi-san alone! She and I were having a nice conversation and you're threatening her for nothing!"

"BUT IRUKA-SENSEI! SHE'S WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE AND HE IS OBVIOUSLY EVIL!"

Akumu, having heard this, was pissed. Not because the brat thought he was evil, oh no he was proud of his newly acquired evil status. But the little brat had the nerve to threaten his little sister and try to ruin her chances at making a new friend!

"OY! Blondie! Come fight me, unless you're a little BITCH!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE BITCH? DATTEBAYO!"

"YOU, BITCH!"

"THAT'S IT! IT'S ON!"

"BRING IT! BITCH!"

Tenshi, Iruka and the other ninja watched this in disbelief and slight horror as the two (obviously crazy) ninja squared off, yelling profanities at each other.

Naruto went to punch Akumu, when a large green shield blacked his attempt. Akumu cackled.

"Ha, BITCH! This is my ultimate undefeatable chakra shield! I win!"

"No way! Tajuu Kage Bushin No Jutsu!"

Thousands of Narutos pummeled the shield, cracking it and eventually breaking through to a now sweating Akumu. Thirty minutes of carnage later, a bloody and broken Akumu was about to be dragged to T&I, with Tenshi staying at Iruka's place. Tenshi walked up to Akumu and whispered one thing before he was taken away.

"Rule 1, Niisan. If you want something to remain undefeatable, you don't tell someone it's undefeatable."

Akumu swore the whole way to T&I, leaving a smugly smiling Tenshi and the confused Konoha ninjas behind.

A.N: Well, there we go! Chapter 1 is done! And we've met our two major characters, Tenshi and Akumu! Tell me what you thought of it! Thanks and I hoped you enjoyed! Ja Ne~!