The Insane Adventures of Soundwave and Shockwave

Hello everyone, I'm back to Transformers...for now...AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE ONLY 2 EPISODES LEFT OF TRANSFORMERS PRIME...but luckily a tv movie will be coming in the Fall. Anyways, this idea came from a few other ideas that I decided to smash together. And to help me with this...I have a special guest joining me. I'll give you a hint, he's purple, a lizard, was the antagonist of a 2001 film and it's 2013 prequel, he's from the monster world...can you guess who that character is?

?: Uh Kingstriker, I think you made it too obvious!

Me: How?

?: Well for one thing uh...adding the prequel bit.

Me: Oh well, IT'S RANDALL BOGGS FROM MONSTERS INC/UNIVERSITY!

Randall: He-he...yep that's me! I'm glad to be here!

Me: So you're ready to help out, Soundwave and Shockwave can be very troublesome!

Randall: Bring them on! Shall I call the CDA too?

Me: Eh...mabye later! Let's get to the story. Remember, this is an AU with no war at all.

Randall: Kingstriker owns nothing but plot. Oh and Animated Shockwave is used in this story while everyone else is from Prime, Fall of Cybertron and the MTMTE comics.


Episode 1: Bumblebee's Party

Cybertron, home to over millions of cybertronians, but the city of Kaon is where we should begin, Kaon is home to the dangerous and crazy people. Of course, there are two brothers who are known to be probably the most troublesome mechs. Soundwave and Shockwave were their names. Everyone in Kaon knew they were trouble, they constantly fought each other and tortured others. But underneath their dented and slightly rusted armor, they did have a kind and soft side. Their parents had offlined while they were sparklings and were forced to take care of themselves. However, they didn't always see optic-to-visor. They considered fighting each other to part of their bond and it was fun to them. One day, Soundwave was lying on the couch in the living room watching TV. Shockwave walked in blocking Soundwave's view.

"Would you mind moving your aft out of the way?" Soundwave said trying to look past his brother.

"Did you not remember that it was my turn to take the couch?" Shockwave sneered with his arms cross.

"Well too bad, I don't listen to rules!" Soundwave scoffed.

Shockwave's one optic squinted angrily and he shoved Soundwave.

"GET! OFF!" Shockwave demanded.

"Make me!" Soundwave sneered back.

Shockwave grabbed for the remote and the two began fighting over it. Eventually they forgot about the remote and were just fighting each other. But their fight was cut short when they heard-

"WOOHOO!"

Both brothers look at each other confused and go towards the front window to see Bumblebee giving Starscream some kind of paper. Starscream seemed to be excited about it.

"One of the rare times Starscream is in a good mood!" Soundwave said.

"Tell me about it!" Shockwave nodded.

As Bumblebee leaves, Starscream proceeds to walk home. But he stops when he sees Soundwave and Shockwave coming out of their house and over to him.

"Ugh...it's them. Wherever they go...chaos follows!" Starscream mutters.

"Hey Screamer!" Soundwave called out.

Starscream hated to be called Screamer. The brothers have put him and many others in fear. Stascream was one of their main targets but never fought with him since Starscream could pierce through their spark chamber with his claws in seconds.

"What do you two drones want?" Starscream sneered.

"Hey listen Screamer don't call us drones!" Shockwave sneered.

"Whatever, what is it?" Starscream rolled his optics.

"We were just wondering what was that paper Bumblebee gave you!" Soundwave said.

"If you must know, it's an invite to his next house party. Bumblebee hosts the best house parties on Cybertron since he's rich." Starscream smirked.

"Hey! We didn't get an invite!" Shockwave pointed out.

"Yeah...like he would ever invite you two. You pick on him all the time just because he's small. I wouldn't be surprised if his brother Barricade kicks your afts for even LOOKING at his mansion. Barricade is way tougher than you guys and will rip you two to shreds." Starscream stuck out his tongue.

Realizing the brothers were only responding with growls, Starscream laughs, transforms and flies away.

"DOH!" Shockwave snarled clenching his big claws into fists.

"Don't worry, we'll get in that party if it kills us!" Soundwave said.

All day, Bumblebee was giving invites to many of his friends. People such as Optimus, Megatron, Arcee, Bulkhead, Breakdown, Knock Out, Predaking, the Combaticons, Insecticons and the Dinobots. Soundwave and Shockwave were getting very jealous. Bumblebee owned a very large mansion and it sat on a large hill on the other side of Kaon. Bumblebee had hired Predaking and Grimlock to be the bouncers which they eagerly agreed. Soundwave and Shockwave stood outside the gate watching all the colorful lights blare out the windows and listening to the loud music.

"This is unbelievable!" Shockwave growled.

"I know, and how are we going to get past Predaking and Grimlock?" Soundwave said.

"We could shoot them!"

"WHAT?"

"I'm kidding...you think there's more people coming?"

Just as Shockwave says that, Dreadwing, SkyQuake, Whirl, Tailgate and Jazz race by and towards the mansion cheering.

"OH COME ON!" Shockwave stomps a foot.

"Whirl knows us very well. He can help us...HEY WHIRL!"

Whirl, the only other one-eyed mech around, turned around to see the brothers coming up.

"Ah, Soundwave and Shockwave, the only two not invited." Whirl teased.

"Shove it Whirl, we need to get in there somehow! We need help!" Soundwave said.

"I don't know...I have an idea but...if it fails...you're going to wanna run as fast as you can. But what's in it for me?" Whirl asked snapping his pincer claws.

"We don't snap your neck!" Shockwave threatened.

"Fine...but if I get kicked out because of this...I will destroy both of you!" Whirl threatened standing to his full height.

Just then, Hardshell, Kickback and Sharpshot flew up to the doors angering Shockwave even more.

"Hurry up before Shockwave rips his antlers out!"

"HEY!"

Whirl walked up to Predaking and Grimlock and waved at them.

"Hey guys, uh we have a problem!" Whirl said.

"What?" Predaking asked.

"I spotted Soundwave and Shockwave trying to enter from the back."

"OH PRIMUS! STOP THEM!" Grimlock yelled.

Whirl waved over the brothers who were hiding nearbye.

"That's it?" Soundwave said.

"Yeah...go on in!" Whirl said with a sinister tone.

"What's with the voice?" Shockwave asked.

"Nothing!" Whirl said smirking internally as the brothers got in. "Suckers..."

Inside...Bumblebee was busy walking around making sure everyone was having a good time. Many were either on the dance floor or talking in the hallways. Barricade found Bumblebee in one hallway upstairs.

"Bumblebee, another great party once again huh?" Barricade smiled.

"You know it! Thanks for the help!" Bumblebee said.

"No problem!" Barricade playfully punched Bumblebee in the shoulder.

Meanwhile, Shockwave and Soundwave were enjoying themselves. Some wondered how did they get in. Others stayed away from them. Arcee suddenly found Soundwave trying to flirt with her.

"Hey Arcee!" Soundwave said.

"Uh...hey Soundwave. What are you doing?" Arcee asked.

"Just letting you check me out!" Soundwave chuckled resting an arm on her shoulder.

"Ugh, Soundwave...you know that I'm Barricade's girlfriend right?" Arcee asked.

"WAIT WHAT? YOU ARE?" Soundwave said backing away alarmed.

"Yeah so back off before I call him over here!" Arcee threatened.

"NO! DON'T! I'LL GO!" Soundwave said running away.

Whirl found Bumblebee and Barricade still talking and went up to them.

"Hello guys!" Whirl said.

"Hey Whirl what's up?" Bumblebee said.

"I spotted Soundwave and Shockwave sneaking in, I just thought I should tell you. And I saw Soundwave trying to flirt with your girl Barricade."

Barricade let out a primal-like growl.

"THAT SOUNDWAVE IS DEAD!" Barricade roared.

Where are they now?" Bumblebee asked beginning to panic.

"Probably downstairs!" Whirl said.

"LET'S GET THEM!" Barricade yelled as he and his brother ran away leaving Whirl chuckling.

Shockwave was walking around downstairs trying to find a bathroom. But on his way, he ran straight into Grimlock who stared him down.

"Oh uh...hi Grimlock...I don't suppose you know where the bathroom is?" Shockwave asked.

"SHOCKWAVE!" Grimlock roared.

Grimlock chased Shockwave through a crowd of people and outside where Shockwave ran into Predaking.

"Going somewhere?" Predaking snarls.

"Ugh...I'm guessing it's logical that I'm heading to the hospital!" Shockwave sighs.

While Predaking and Grimlock began to pummel Shockwave outside, Soundwave was running around inside trying to avoid Barricade. When he finally found an empty hallway he sighed.

"Phew, that was close! Hah, that crazy cop will never find me!" Soundwave stood proudly.

Only then, did he fell someone behind him. When he turned, he saw Barricade and Bumblebee standing right there.

"Aw crap, how did you find me?"

"Starscream and Whirl told us!" Bumblebee said.

"So...I'm crazy am I? And you mess with my girl?" Barricade snarled.

"I'm staying out of this!" Bumblebee said leaving.

Soundwave looked down to notice Lazerbeak was gone.

"What the...where's Lazerbeak?" Soundwave asked.

"Lazerbeak was invited, not the mech who carries him!" Barricade sneered.

Bumblebee listens from around a corner as Soundwave is beaten up. Starscream and Whirl walk up to him.

"Nice job guys!" Bumblebee said.

Starscream and Whirl laughed and went to join the rest of the party! Later, Soundwave and Shockwave are back home severely damaged and sparking in a few places.

"I don't ever want to go to a party...EVER AGAIN!" Shockwave yelled.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE LAZERBEAK GOT TO GO!" Soundwave yelled.

End of Episode 1.


First episode done. I don't know how many episodes will be made. But hopefully it's a lot.

Randall: That was hilarious!

Me: I know right!

*Turns around to see CDA members*

Me: WHAT THE HELL?

Randall: HEY GET OUT OF HERE!

CDA Member: What? We can't see it too?

Randall: Why?

CDA Member: Because it's funny!

Me: True!

Randall: Heh, for a second there, I thought I was going to have get all of your OC's to attack them.

Me: That would be cool! I'd watch that for hours. Unfortuately they are all cybertronians and monsters wouldn't stand a chance.

Randall: I could take on a few!

Me: Oh really?

Randall: ...Mabye...

*Crickets noise*

Me: Okay...anyways, stayed tuned for episode two.