(A/N This is a mild experiment considering the Bones fandom isn't really active on Tumblr. Also I should know by now not to start new fanfics while still in the middle of others but I can't seem to help myself. I just love wrong number fics too much :) I'm annoyed bc I can't seem to get Booth's character. Also if you're reading my Hawaii Five 0 fic, no this isn't the same thing shhhh. Sorry about British things.)
Booth is 35 and Italic (Parker is 10, I messed with his comparative age a little)
Bones is 30 and Bold
Friday 2/2/2014
7:49 Hey little guy, I just arrived at work and your mom has given the OK for me to pick you up from school later for the weekend. How does that sound?
7:55 Parker?
8:03 Kid I'm sorry about the little guy thing, yes I get it, you're ten, you're not little any more I won't do it again yada yada. Now what do you say we go to the zoo after school eh?
10:30 Okay I know you've been in breaktime for ten minutes now so why are you not replying? You know I get when you do that, c'mon you're practically glued to your phone when I try to talk to you normally.
10:41 My name is not Parker.
10:56 Excuse me? Kid has your friend got your phone again?
11:20 My name is not Parker, I am not any kind of baby goat and I do not know you. Now please refrain from texting me, I am trying to work.
11:36 Is this some kind of joke?
11:47 No.
12:05 Oh God I'm sorry I must have got the wrong number. Damn, sorry about all the texts then I guess.
12:15 That is fine. I see it was a mistake. And for your information God does not exist.
12:16 Excuse me?
12:17 God is a nonexistent being, the concept of which is merely a foolish attempt to explain the, as of yet, inexplicable.
12:18 Okay whoever you are, me accidentally messaging the wrong person does not give you the right to question my beliefs. For your information I am Catholic.
12:18 Alright. Now I must get back to my work.
13:06 Fine, Okay. Fine
15:41 Do you know how to send a group text on a smartphone?
15:45 Yes. Why?
15:50 Well could you tell me how to send one?
15:51 Do you not have anyone else to ask?
15:52 Currently no, which is why I need to figure out this group text thing. Please?
15:54 Alright. This is dependent upon your phone type but you should be able to press the message button, scroll to the right and it would be the first option at the top.
15:56 Yes! Thank you! And I'm sorry again about earlier.
15:57 You're welcome. Though I must admit I was surprised when you chose to continue to correspond with me.
15:59 Okay a) who talks like that and b) who said anything about continuing.
16:03 Oh. You are correct. Goodbye.
16:06 No, wait! Just talk to me a bit longer, please? Because I couldn't reach my son earlier I don't actually get to see him until next weekend and I don't have anything to do at the moment.
16:10 So you are bored and believe I could provide a distraction?
16:11 Yeah I guess so.
16:14 Okay then. But not for long, I'm still working.
6:17 Sooo... what do you wanna talk about?
16:19 I do not know, I do not seem to be the best at social situations
16:21 Is that why you type like that?
16:22 Excuse me?
16:24 No offence but you type like a robot
16:25 From my understanding the phrase 'no offence' usually precedes a particularly offensive statement but I see nothing wrong with being compared to a robot. I admire logic.
16:26 My God what even are you.
16:29 Blasphemy. And a 30 year old woman, I do find that offensive.
16:32 Right. Sorry.
16:34 And was that... a joke?
16:36 It was an attempt at making a humourous statement, yes.
16:37 Good one.
16:39 What should I call you?
16:41 I don't know.
16:41 What do you mean you don't know?
16:42 Well I am somewhat wary of giving you my actual name due to my prominent position.
16:45 Hang on are you saying that you're famous enough that I would just recognise your name?
16:47 Perhaps but as I do not know your approximate age, gender or preferred reading materials I am unable to make a more accurate prediction.
16:48 Oh so you're some sort of author then.
16:49 Of a sort.
16:50 Cool
16:52 What is cool? I do not understand, are you cold?
16:54 Wow, you're very literal. No I just mean cool as in awesome I guess.
16:55 I will take that as a compliment then, thank you.
16:58 And I'm a 35 year old male.
17:01 Then you may have heard of me, I'd prefer not to tell you my name.
17:04 That's fine I guess, I can think of a nickname for you. Just call me Booth.
17:06 Booth is an odd name
17:08 It's actually my surname but my first name is even stranger so I thought I'd give you that
17:09 That seems logical, I too have an unusual first name by other people's standards.
17:10 Oh come on, what is it?
17:11 I do not feel comfortable giving you that information yet. You also do not seem entirely comfortable with me considering you gave me a relatively common last name.
17:11 Okay I'm sorry, I won't push it.
17:12 Is there anything else you would like to talk about before I have to leave?
17:14 Um I dunno. Okay I'm pretty good with a gun, tell me an usual skill of yours.
17:16 I'm excellent at three types of martial arts. How good?
17:18 I was a sniper. The more I learn about you the more impressed I am.
17:20 I almost return that sentiment. I believe I am an impressive person, yes.
17:21 Nice and modest too.
17:23 By definition probably not, people do not like to hear my accomplishments.
17:25 I was being... nevermind.
17:28 Okay. I have to get back to my bones now.
17:31 What did you just say? Bones?
17:32 Yes, I work with the human skeleton.
17:33 Huh. Well that's what I'll call you then.
17:35 What?
17:36 Bones.
(A/N I seem to have practically made Bones a vulcan in this. However considering how badly her emotions come across (or rather don't) irl I figured it'd be worse over text. Plus she hasn't had Booth's moderating influence yet. Thx for reading, check out my tumblr under the same username and I will see you guys next time :D)