Todd; All right. So, what theatre you wanna go to tonight? We got Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Harry Potter, or Frozen
Pickle; Yeah sure, if anyone goes to those theatre will be an big dumb baldy ape.
Sophie; You called me a big dumb baldy ape. You're a big dumb baldy ape.
Pickle; You're a big dumb baldy ape!
Sophie; You're a big dumb baldy ape!
Pickle; You're a big dumb baldy ape!
Todd; All right, big dumb baldy apes...what's it gonna be? Pick a theater.
Pickle; Uh,..we'll go to Romeo and Juliet. So, can you come with us for lunch to the soup place
Sophie; No. You have a good lunch. But I'll meet you back here for the movie.
Just in, Mitzi came in.
Todd; Hey.
Mitzi; Hey.
Sophie; Hi Mitzi.
Mitzi; Hi Sophie.
Pickle; All right, then. I'll see you later.
Sophie; Bye big dumb baldy ape.
Pickle; Bye big dumb baldy ape.
Mitzi; Okay. We ready to go?
Todd; Yes. Please. Please, let's go.
Mitzi; Boy, I'm in the mood for a Jedi food.
Pickle; No. We gotta go to the soup place.
Mitzi; What soup place?
Todd; Oh, there's a soup stand, Mufasa's been going there.
Pickle; He's always using chaos control. I finally got a chance to go there the other day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.
Mitzi; Stunned by soup?
Pickle; You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.
Mitzi; Huh. All right. Come on.
So Todd, Pickle, and Mitzi, made their way to the soup place.
Pickle; There's only one caveat - the guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.
Mitzi; Why? What happens if you don't order right?
Pickle; He yells and you don't get your soup.
Mitzi; What?
Pickle; Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.
Todd; All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.
Pickle; All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.
Mitzi; What?
Pickle; The main thing is to keep the line moving.
Todd; All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud, clear voice, step to the left and receive.
Pickle; Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.
Mitzi; Oh, boy, I'm really scared!
Pickle; Mitzi is a scary cat, Mitzi is a scary cat.
Mitzi; I am not.
Todd; All right. Pickle, that's enough now about the Soup Nazi. Whoa! Wow! Look at this. You know what this is? This is an antique armoire. Wow! It's French. Armoire.
Pickle; Ar-moire.
Mitzi; How much is this?
Homer; I was asking 250, but you got a nice face. 2 even.
Mitzi; Huh? Ha. 200. You know, I've always wanted one of these things.
Pickle; He gave you the nice face discount.
Mitzi; Yeah. All right. You guys go ahead.
Pickle; What about the soup?
Mitzi; I'm getting an armoire, Pickle; .
Pickle; [in French accent] Pardon.
Todd; This line is huge.
Pickle; It's like this all the time.
Todd; Isn't that that Sagwa women?
Pickle; Oh, no. It is. Just be still.
Todd; Whoop! Too late. I think she picked up the scent.
Sagwa; Hey, Pickle! I didn't know you liked soup.
Pickle; Hard to believe.
Sagwa; This guy makes the best soup in the city, Pickle. The best. You know what they call him? Soup Nazi.
Pickle; Shhh! All right, Sagwa, I - I'm not letting you cut in line.
Sagwa; Why not?
Pickle; Because if he catches us, we'll never be able to get soup again.
Sagwa; have you ever heard of ladies first?
Pickle; well yeah, but still.
Sagwa; Okay. Okay.
Todd; Medium chilli dog.
Pickle; Medium Poke food.
Todd; I didn't get any Jedi food.
Pickle; Just forget it. Let it go.
Todd; Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my Jedi food.
SOUP NAZI: Bread - $2 extra.
Todd; $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
SOUP NAZI: You want bread?
Todd; Yes, please.
SOUP NAZI: $3!
Todd; What?
SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]
[cahsier takes Todd's soup and gives him back his money]
Mitzi; What do you mean I can't bring in here? I live here.
Simba; Its Sunday, Mitzi. There's no moving on Sunday. That's the rule.
Mitzi; But I didn't know, Simba. I g - can't you just make an exception? Please. I've got a nice face.
Simba; Tomorrow, okay? You can move it in tomorrow. I'll even give you a paw, all right?
Mitzi; Oohhh! Well, you're just gonna have to hold this for me.
Homer; I'm a guy on the sidewalk. I don't have layaway.
Mitzi; Oh, no...please don't go. Please - please don't walk away.
Pickle; Oh, man. Oohhh! This is fantastic. How does he do it?
Todd; You know, I don't see how you can sit there eating that and not even offer me any?
Pickle; I gave you a taste. What do you want?
Todd; Why can't we share?
Pickle; I told you not to say anything. You can't go in there, brazenly flaunt the rules and then think I'm gonna share with you!
Todd; Do you hear yourself?
Pickle; I'm sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime.
Todd; Well, I gotta go back there and try again.
When Todd went back, he saw Sophie.
Todd; Hi Sophie.
Sophie; Hi. Hi big dumb baldy ape.
Pickle; Hi big dumb baldy ape.
Sophie; No, you're a big dumb baldy ape!
Pickle; You're a big dumb baldy ape!
Todd; I'm going.
Pickle; Hey, listen, so we'll meet you and Bubbles at the movie tonight?
Todd; You know what? I changed my mind. I, uh, I don't think so.
Pickle; Why?
Todd; I just don't feel like it anymore.
Pickle; Just like that?
Todd; Just like that.
Sophie; Boy, he's a weird guy, isn't he?
Mufasa; Hey.
Pickle; Hey.
Mufasa; [taking Pickle's couch cushion] Yeah.
Pickle; Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wha - what are you doing?
Mufasa; Yeah. Mitzi, she has to leave her armoire on the street all night...I'm gonna guard it for her. I need something to sit on.
Pickle; Well, sit on one of your couch cushions.
Mufasa; Yeah, but this is so nice and thick. Ahoy there!
Mitzi; Oh, Mitzi! Thank God. I really appreciate you doing this.
Mufasa; Yeah. Well, you ask for it, you got it.
Mitzi; Do you need anything?
Mufasa; Well, a bowl of muligatawny would hit the spot.
Mitzi; Mulligatawny?
Mufasa; Yeah. It's an Indian soup. It's simmered to perfection by one of the great soup artisans in the modern era.
Mitzi; Oh! Who? The Soup Nazi?
Mufasa; He's not a Nazi. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Most geniuses are
Mitzi; All right. I'll be back.
Mufasa; Wait a second. You don't even know how to order.
Mitzi; Oh, no. No. No. No. I got it.
Mufasa; No. No, Mitzi!
Mitzi; Hey, I got it. Hey. Didn't you already get soup?
Todd; No. I didn't get it.
Mitzi; Why? What happened?
Todd; I made a mistake.
Mitzi; [laughing]
Todd; All right. Well, we'll see what happens to you.
Mitzi; Yeah. No. Listen, Todd, I am quite certain I'm walking out of there with a bowl of soup.
Todd; Yeah. Hey, let ask you something. Is it just me, or - or do you find it unbearable to be around Pickle and that girl?
Mitzi; Oh, I know! It is awful!
Todd; Why do they have to do that in front of people?
Mitzi; I don't know.
Pickle; hey Todd, I been thinking.
Todd; what is it Pickle?
Pickle; I realized that you made a mistake with your soup so I bought you another one.
Todd; you did.
Pickle; yes, I know how hard it is to get soup.
Todd; oh thank Pickle.
Pickle; no problem.
Mitzi; well, are we ganna stand here like stone or are we ganna go meet Bubbles at the movie?
Todd; right let go.
So they all went to Bubbles to see the movie of Romeo and Juliet.
The End.