As Said by Heero
My biggest accomplishment is that I flossed this morning.
For a Chinese man, you sure do make crappie rice.
I can do the math; until I run out of fingers!
Grapefruit! That's all I'm saying!
I'm sick of diplomatic missions. I want a job where I can sit on my butt, do nothing, and wear a hat, which gives me indescribable authority. I declare myself "Pope!"
Clothespin shopping is not an emergency.
I'm cute. Put me in a box.
For the holidays, I'm mailing everyone cheese. Fruitcake is so overdone. Can you imagine a "Behold the Power of Fruitcake" commercial?
I'm not sure, but I don't think those chopsticks go there.
My brain is more than a clump of Play-dough. It is a blob of silly-putty.
Are you aware that there is celery up your nose?
This is a free colony. That means there are certain rights you have. Like the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I respect your right to have rights, unless they interfere with mine. And if you EVER touch my nose again, Wufei will hunt you down with his Nerf gun. Then, he has the right to clobber you with his Koosh balls.
My turtle is on speed.
Card games are my specialty. I've always got an ace up my sleeve.
My biggest accomplishment is that I flossed this morning.
For a Chinese man, you sure do make crappie rice.
I can do the math; until I run out of fingers!
Grapefruit! That's all I'm saying!
I'm sick of diplomatic missions. I want a job where I can sit on my butt, do nothing, and wear a hat, which gives me indescribable authority. I declare myself "Pope!"
Clothespin shopping is not an emergency.
I'm cute. Put me in a box.
For the holidays, I'm mailing everyone cheese. Fruitcake is so overdone. Can you imagine a "Behold the Power of Fruitcake" commercial?
I'm not sure, but I don't think those chopsticks go there.
My brain is more than a clump of Play-dough. It is a blob of silly-putty.
Are you aware that there is celery up your nose?
This is a free colony. That means there are certain rights you have. Like the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I respect your right to have rights, unless they interfere with mine. And if you EVER touch my nose again, Wufei will hunt you down with his Nerf gun. Then, he has the right to clobber you with his Koosh balls.
My turtle is on speed.
Card games are my specialty. I've always got an ace up my sleeve.