Me? Well what's there to say about me? Are you completely sure I'm doing this right? I'm not supposed to be putting this down? You don't know how to get rid of it? Well, alright. I'm Annabelle but most of the inhabitants 'round here go by three letter names so I guess I'm Ann. Ever since I was a little smeet I wanted to be an invader as I thought they had the most interesting roles. I mean, who didn't want to visit a new planet? Irk could get rather boring at times. The inhabitants here seem to think Irk is either the best thing ever or something to be shamed. The inhabitants here seem to think that I should detail my physical appearance. I apologize if I'm doing this wrong, this is my first time writing a report in this format. I'm a little taller than average height but not by that much. A thirty-sixth of a spatula maybe. Everything here is so tall. My eyes are red as well as my uniform. This entire planet is either a few shades lighter or pitch black. My antenna seem to differ as well. Mine are, well, not normal enough to fit in. I haven't checked in a while, but I think they only curl once if at all. There also, uh, short I guess. The antenna here are super long. If they are passable they're sharp enough to kill.
Here, there are two groups I guess. Both, uh, unique. Very unique. They go by two colors, pink and black respectively. Pinks are generally nice and royalty. They all seem to be related to the Tallest some how. Then there are the other type. The Bloodlusts, I call them. Always carrying knives and such. Then there are those in between...
SHE LEFT! Okay, I don't know what's up with this place but it's not what I singed up for! I swear when they said this was a place for defects they meant it! They don't even monitor anything here. Everything is bright pink or a murderer! I have no idea why they want me to check in on this place. Maybe I'm a defective. This is probably how they get rid of them. If Tallest hears this, send help.