Pandect: Yo! Kingdom Hearts is so friggin' awesome. I played it through a couple of times and my sister cries every time she sees the end scene.

Gojyo: Yeah well that's 'cause she's a dork.

Pandect: Where the fuck did you come from!

Gojyo: Your smoked up head ya little psycho. It's a shame that you can't even think of your own imaginary characters you had to take from others.

Pandect: Screw you!

Gojyo: Everyday.

Pandect: Grrrr just do the friggin' disclaimer thingy!

Gojyo: Pandect doesn't own her Kingdom hearts nor the song by Jimmy eat world. Also you hot ladies please give me a call. Anyone has to look better than this beast (point's cigarette at Pandect causing her to get burned)

Pandect: Bastard! (hugs Gojyo and self-destructs taking him with her).

The music was vibrating throughout the house. It was embraced by the thirty-something bodies dancing all through the 2 floor house in twilight town. In the first floor there are two boys whispering in each others ears right in the area of where the sofa would have been.

"ARE YOU LISTINING?" people sang with the music "Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"

The Sliver hared boy known as Riku whispered something in boy with sun kiss chest nut hair known as Sora. His spiked hair nodded in agreement as he giggled. Riku only smirk that classic smirk that makes all the fan girls melt.

Riku whispered in Sora's ear "Why didn't Kairi come with you?"

"She said she'd meet us at the party"they looked around absorbing the atmosphere. It was a very drunk one. Bodies were going in and out of beat.

In the middle of the room a girl with short raven hair was seen dragging a man with long brown hair by his right forearm.

"Dance with me!" Yuffie screamed. All Squall- I mean Leon did was glare at her. He could tell by how glaze over her eyes were that she was drunk. Yuffie attempted to dance with the very stiff Leon who had his arms folded. He wasn't really that angry to tell the truth. He was actually quite amused at Yuffie's spaztastic dancing. His amusement died when he saw Wakka and his blitzball team run up to Yuffie with their keg and drinking equipment.

"Whas da secret password?" Wakka yelled at Yuffie.

She scratched the back of her head, "um bandana?" Wakka's crew just shook their heads know.

"Time to drink up!" Tidus screamed.

"DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!" The bodies screamed. Yuffie grinned wide and as she was about to grab the tube when Leon grabbed her wrist.

"Wha-

"You had enough to drink" Leon whispered in her ear, "I don't want you getting blood poisoning" Yuffie felt the heat rise to her face.

"How 'bout YOU drink" Tidus yelled putting his finger in Leon's chest. He quickly took it back when he remembered whose chest that belong to.

"DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!" The rest of the team cheered. Leon just glared at them.

"What are you chicken!" Wakka teased. With that Leon sneered and put the tube to his mouth sucking in all the alcohol goodness.

"DRINK! DRINK!" The team roared. Sora mouth was opening shocked at the sight of a chugging Leon. Riku was chuckling and slamming his hand on Sora's shoulder.

"OW ASSHOLE!" Sora yelled.

"Sorry" Riku said pulling himself together. Sora felt a pressure on his bladder.

"I'll be right back" He told Riku's ear "I'm going to the bathroom." Riku nodded and Sora went up the flight of steps every once in a while saying an "excuse me" or simply stepping over an unconscious one.

"Finally" He said as he opened the bathroom door. Sora blushed as he saw the back of a blonde haired boy.

"Oh sorry. I didn't know any one else was here" he turned to leave.

"Wait Sora! I need your help". He turned back around to see a very frustrated Roxas. It seems he shirt got stuck while he was zippering his pants.

"Will you stop gawking and help!" pleaded Roxas.

"Sorry"

"Close the door behind you" Sora closes the door and examined Roxas problem.

"You should be careful next time" Sora said. Roxas gave him the dirtiest look he could muster without trying to look cute. Sora sighed.

"Okay just wait till I pee. I'll help you then. Sora walked towards the toilet.

"You better wash your hands" Roxas growled.

"Whatever." After Sora peed they began to work.

Riku bobbed his head to the music. Not noticing the colorless girl that slid next to him. The only thing that had color was her midnight blue eyes.

"Hey" Naimine whispered in his ear.

"Hey" Riku slyly whispered back. He felt her hand wrap around his. He turned to look at her.

"Want to dance?" She mouthed at him. He nodded and they went to join the bodies in their rhythms. Riku accidentally bumped someone on the 'dance floor'.

"Sorry" Riku yelled.

Cloud was too busy to forgive as he was grinding with a blushing Aerith to the beat.

"Yo son I'm tellin' you we'd make mad paper if you let us use your garden" A giant talking dog said. No it wasn't Scooby.

"Yeah" Squawked a duck named Donald, "Don't be such a wanker"

"So was it gonna be fan?" Goofy said folding his arms.

"Don't I look like a weed freak to you?" Axel said point a finger at himself. Donald and Goofy looked at each other than nodded yes.

"Well I'm not" He huffed, "God! You guys are pot heads with a capital P." He stormed up the stairs toward the bathroom.

"Dude he like has a stick in his ass." Donald said scratching his arm.

"Fuck this lets be out dis bitch and smoke mo fiya" Goofy said walking out.

"Fuck yeah!" Donald said going with him.

"Come on" Axel said banging on the door. "I got to take a shit!"

"Hold on a freaking minute!" Sora yelled. He and Roxas tried many techniques to freeing Roxas' shirt and none seemed to be working. The lotion techno only resulted in a white mess all over Roxas bottom half of his shirt and Sora's top half.

"Don't rip it" Roxas said.

Sora kept yanking "I'm trying not to but it's real tight"

"Don't yank that it's attached!" Roxas screamed.

"You people better not be having sex in there!" Axel screamed.

"Shut up" Roxas cried blushing.

"Damn this is stuck" Sora mumbled as he bit the fabric of the shirt.

"I have to shit people with a capital S" Axel cried.

Roxas was blushing harder "what are you doing man!"

"What the hell does it look like!" Sora sneered.

"I'll burn this door down" Axel doing his bathroom dance.

A thought ran though Sora head. Kind of like the ones that stop and make you think if you left the stove on. Sora remembered telling Kairi about the party. But he forgot to tell her where it was! The moment this realization dawn on him Axel burn the down to the sight of a crouching Sora. Roxas with his hand on Sora's shoulder and both covered in a white substance.

"Oh Damn."

Pandect: How'd you like the first chapter?

Gojyo: Do I look like I care. I not even in this damn game!

Pandect: Shut up! (Throws pack of condoms) fetch!

Gojyo: Miinnnnnnnnnee (grabs condoms and catches the clap anyway) whieeeeee?

Pandect: That tells you kids safe sex is no sex. Now if you excuse me I've got death notes to sigh and a next chap to write. REVIEW OR YOU TOO SHALL HAVE THE CLAP!