Author's Note: This is a parody of the new TV show "Meet My Folks" so sue
me if it's not as good as you hoped but this is my first attempt to humor.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or the TV show "Meet my folks"
Welcome back to the only TV show where you get to see all of your favorite Zelda characters oozing over Zelda!
When we left for our commercial break a few characters had just shown up. Let's see who's here. We have Link, Kafei, the Curiosity Shop Guy (CGS), Toto, Gorman, the Postman, the Toilet Guy, Kamaro (the crazing dancing ghost in MM), Grog with his stupid chickens, the Gorman brothers, Shiro (the invisible solider in MM), Guru-Guru, Ganondorf, and last to arrive was the skull kid.
Well, let's get started. First, let's meet the folks: The King of Hyrule and the Queen of Hyrule.
King of Hyrule: Well, as all of you know you will two weeks here at my castle (if I choose for you to stay that long) and after each night my wife and I will choose someone that has to leave. And if you manage to win us over, you will have Zelda's hand in marriage.
Queen of Hyrule: Alright now Zelda will show you all to the guest rooms of the castle. Then all of you will come back and we will ask you all questions.
When they came back they sat in a line. From left to right: Toilet Guy, Toto, Postman, Shiro, Skull Kid, Ganondorf, Gorman, Gorman brothers, Grog, Guru-Guru, Kafei, Kamaro, Link, and the Curiosity Shop Guy.
QH: OK, Toilet Guy. Why are you in a toilet all the time? And why do you always want paper?
TG: Well, as a baby, my mother dropped me in this toilet and no one ever got me out. I always want paper because it can get rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy yyyy dirty in a toilet. I should know because I live in here.
QH: Fair enough.
KH: Ok, Toto, why aren't you married?
Toto: Well, I did ask Ruto once but she blew me off. Said she was already engaged to Linky-poo over there.
Link: That's NOT true!
KH: Ooookkkk.
QH: Next question for the postman. Why are you so obsessed with the schedule? Personally, if the moon is going to crash. Do you really think people are going to be worried about their mail??
Postman: .the schedule is the highest priority and if the schu-
Link: Shut it Mr.priority-smriority.
QH: ok.
KH: Ok, Shiro. What's the deal with being invisible? And did you know you were wearing a mask all this time?
Shiro: I don't know why I was wearing a mask and no I didn't know I was wearing it.
KH: rrrriiiiigggghhhhhttttt......
QH: ok. Skull Kid. How did you get on top of that moon??
SK: It's a secret.
QH: why is it a secret?
SK: because I'm not telling.
QH: well I asked.....
KH: Next question. Ganondorf, I heard you like to sleep with teddy bears is this true?
Ganondorf: um.....well........you see........yes (looks down at his feet while everyone breaks out into uncontrollable laughter).
KH: well that satisfies my curiosity.
QH: Gorman, have you ever thought about plucking your eyebrows?
Gorman: No
QH: Well you should consider it.
KH: Gorman brothers, are you related to Gorman?
GB: Yes.
KH: why do you attack Cremia's cart so to get her milk which is ruined when it hits the ground anyway?
GB: cause we bad We bad We really really bad We say we bad
KH: rrrrriiiiiigggggghhhhhhhtttttt
QH: Grog, do you know that if the moon is going to fall and you're only concern is that your chicks wouldn't be chickens before it happens then you have really big problems? And that chickens aren't allowed in the castle?
Grog: They're not? Oh then can I sleep outside with them?
QH: ssssuuuurrrreeee...
KH: Guru-Guru. What drugs are you on that give you such mood swings like that?
GG: it's called prozac. You want some?
KH: uuuuuhhhhhh.....no
QH: Kafei. Why are you here trying to get with my daughter? Aren't you already supposed to be married to Anju?
Kafei: She cheated on me with one of the Gorman brothers. So when I confronted her about it she left me. And when the Gorman brothers didn't want her she packed up with her god awful mother and left town.
QH: that's sad.
KH: Kamaro. Aren't you dead?
Kamaro: So?
(Translation: So?)
KH: Don't you think this might create some problems later on?
The queen smacked her husband.
Kamaro: I just want to dance at all those fancy balls you guys have. It will become a popular dance craze.
(Translation: I don't care about your daughter I just want my dance to become good enough for Hyrule's Music television aka: HMTV)
KH: ooookkkkk.....
QH: Well Link, aren't you cute?
Link: yeah
QH: But I heard you cheated on the little ranch girl what's her name? Malon? Several times, is this true?
Link: yeah
QH: WELL!!!
KH: Finally, Curiosity Shop Guy (CSG) aren't you a little old for my daughter?
CSG: nope
KH: How old are you?
CSG: 44
KH: well my daughter is only 19
CSG: So?
QH: WELL!!!
KH: Alright now all of you are dismissed for a while before dinner.
When they were out of reach for the parents to hear. One of the guards stopped them and said, "Listen, I know everyone's secrets. And if you don't embarrass yourselves at dinner I will reveal these awful secrets."
Link: you don't know anything I am not doing anthing.
Guard: Really? ~whispers something in Link's ear~
Link: ok, what do I have to do?
Everyone else: That bad, huh?
Link: Yeah
Everyone else: crap
Guard: Alright now this is what you have to do. ~whispers~
Everyone: crap
So later that night at dinner.
Kafei "drops" a glass plate and it shatters.
CSG belches so loud that the house shook.
Toto farts just as the queen is about to speak.
Gorman eats his food like a dog.
The postman spends half an hour in the bathroom with mysterious noises coming from that direction.
The toilet guy flushes all of the spaghetti down his toilet (claims that is the only way he can eat!)
Kamaro jumps up on his chair and starts doing his crazy "popular" dance.
Grog clucked like a chicken around the table.
The Gorman brothers stole all of the queen's milk.
Shiro puts on his invisible mask and shakes the table.
Guru-Guru pulls out his music box and plays all throughout dinner.
The skull kid somersaults onto the chandelier.
Ganondorf writes with permanent marker on the wall, "I love Link." (His teddy bear!)
And Link reaches over and passionately kiss Zelda for seriously ten minutes.
Needless to say by the end of dinner the folks were going crazy! So the guard can't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter so hard the tears are rolling down his face. When he started laughing everyone stopped what they were doing except Link who was still all over Zelda. Then Kafei poked him in the side and he stopped.
So the guard told the folks what he threaten them with. This is didn't go well with the parents.
KH: I think you all should go to your rooms while we make the decision on who has to leave.
QH: (who was still pretty upset) Yes, we have to decide now, we will send Zelda in a little bit.
Well, what do you think?? Well you have to review and tell me who you want voted off! Put it in your review!!! The "contestants" are: Kafei, Curiosity Shop Guy, Toto, Gorman, the Postman, the toilet guy, Kamaro, Grog, the gorman brothers, shiro, guru-guru, skull kid, ganondorf, or Link.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or the TV show "Meet my folks"
Welcome back to the only TV show where you get to see all of your favorite Zelda characters oozing over Zelda!
When we left for our commercial break a few characters had just shown up. Let's see who's here. We have Link, Kafei, the Curiosity Shop Guy (CGS), Toto, Gorman, the Postman, the Toilet Guy, Kamaro (the crazing dancing ghost in MM), Grog with his stupid chickens, the Gorman brothers, Shiro (the invisible solider in MM), Guru-Guru, Ganondorf, and last to arrive was the skull kid.
Well, let's get started. First, let's meet the folks: The King of Hyrule and the Queen of Hyrule.
King of Hyrule: Well, as all of you know you will two weeks here at my castle (if I choose for you to stay that long) and after each night my wife and I will choose someone that has to leave. And if you manage to win us over, you will have Zelda's hand in marriage.
Queen of Hyrule: Alright now Zelda will show you all to the guest rooms of the castle. Then all of you will come back and we will ask you all questions.
When they came back they sat in a line. From left to right: Toilet Guy, Toto, Postman, Shiro, Skull Kid, Ganondorf, Gorman, Gorman brothers, Grog, Guru-Guru, Kafei, Kamaro, Link, and the Curiosity Shop Guy.
QH: OK, Toilet Guy. Why are you in a toilet all the time? And why do you always want paper?
TG: Well, as a baby, my mother dropped me in this toilet and no one ever got me out. I always want paper because it can get rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy yyyy dirty in a toilet. I should know because I live in here.
QH: Fair enough.
KH: Ok, Toto, why aren't you married?
Toto: Well, I did ask Ruto once but she blew me off. Said she was already engaged to Linky-poo over there.
Link: That's NOT true!
KH: Ooookkkk.
QH: Next question for the postman. Why are you so obsessed with the schedule? Personally, if the moon is going to crash. Do you really think people are going to be worried about their mail??
Postman: .the schedule is the highest priority and if the schu-
Link: Shut it Mr.priority-smriority.
QH: ok.
KH: Ok, Shiro. What's the deal with being invisible? And did you know you were wearing a mask all this time?
Shiro: I don't know why I was wearing a mask and no I didn't know I was wearing it.
KH: rrrriiiiigggghhhhhttttt......
QH: ok. Skull Kid. How did you get on top of that moon??
SK: It's a secret.
QH: why is it a secret?
SK: because I'm not telling.
QH: well I asked.....
KH: Next question. Ganondorf, I heard you like to sleep with teddy bears is this true?
Ganondorf: um.....well........you see........yes (looks down at his feet while everyone breaks out into uncontrollable laughter).
KH: well that satisfies my curiosity.
QH: Gorman, have you ever thought about plucking your eyebrows?
Gorman: No
QH: Well you should consider it.
KH: Gorman brothers, are you related to Gorman?
GB: Yes.
KH: why do you attack Cremia's cart so to get her milk which is ruined when it hits the ground anyway?
GB: cause we bad We bad We really really bad We say we bad
KH: rrrrriiiiiigggggghhhhhhhtttttt
QH: Grog, do you know that if the moon is going to fall and you're only concern is that your chicks wouldn't be chickens before it happens then you have really big problems? And that chickens aren't allowed in the castle?
Grog: They're not? Oh then can I sleep outside with them?
QH: ssssuuuurrrreeee...
KH: Guru-Guru. What drugs are you on that give you such mood swings like that?
GG: it's called prozac. You want some?
KH: uuuuuhhhhhh.....no
QH: Kafei. Why are you here trying to get with my daughter? Aren't you already supposed to be married to Anju?
Kafei: She cheated on me with one of the Gorman brothers. So when I confronted her about it she left me. And when the Gorman brothers didn't want her she packed up with her god awful mother and left town.
QH: that's sad.
KH: Kamaro. Aren't you dead?
Kamaro: So?
(Translation: So?)
KH: Don't you think this might create some problems later on?
The queen smacked her husband.
Kamaro: I just want to dance at all those fancy balls you guys have. It will become a popular dance craze.
(Translation: I don't care about your daughter I just want my dance to become good enough for Hyrule's Music television aka: HMTV)
KH: ooookkkkk.....
QH: Well Link, aren't you cute?
Link: yeah
QH: But I heard you cheated on the little ranch girl what's her name? Malon? Several times, is this true?
Link: yeah
QH: WELL!!!
KH: Finally, Curiosity Shop Guy (CSG) aren't you a little old for my daughter?
CSG: nope
KH: How old are you?
CSG: 44
KH: well my daughter is only 19
CSG: So?
QH: WELL!!!
KH: Alright now all of you are dismissed for a while before dinner.
When they were out of reach for the parents to hear. One of the guards stopped them and said, "Listen, I know everyone's secrets. And if you don't embarrass yourselves at dinner I will reveal these awful secrets."
Link: you don't know anything I am not doing anthing.
Guard: Really? ~whispers something in Link's ear~
Link: ok, what do I have to do?
Everyone else: That bad, huh?
Link: Yeah
Everyone else: crap
Guard: Alright now this is what you have to do. ~whispers~
Everyone: crap
So later that night at dinner.
Kafei "drops" a glass plate and it shatters.
CSG belches so loud that the house shook.
Toto farts just as the queen is about to speak.
Gorman eats his food like a dog.
The postman spends half an hour in the bathroom with mysterious noises coming from that direction.
The toilet guy flushes all of the spaghetti down his toilet (claims that is the only way he can eat!)
Kamaro jumps up on his chair and starts doing his crazy "popular" dance.
Grog clucked like a chicken around the table.
The Gorman brothers stole all of the queen's milk.
Shiro puts on his invisible mask and shakes the table.
Guru-Guru pulls out his music box and plays all throughout dinner.
The skull kid somersaults onto the chandelier.
Ganondorf writes with permanent marker on the wall, "I love Link." (His teddy bear!)
And Link reaches over and passionately kiss Zelda for seriously ten minutes.
Needless to say by the end of dinner the folks were going crazy! So the guard can't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter so hard the tears are rolling down his face. When he started laughing everyone stopped what they were doing except Link who was still all over Zelda. Then Kafei poked him in the side and he stopped.
So the guard told the folks what he threaten them with. This is didn't go well with the parents.
KH: I think you all should go to your rooms while we make the decision on who has to leave.
QH: (who was still pretty upset) Yes, we have to decide now, we will send Zelda in a little bit.
Well, what do you think?? Well you have to review and tell me who you want voted off! Put it in your review!!! The "contestants" are: Kafei, Curiosity Shop Guy, Toto, Gorman, the Postman, the toilet guy, Kamaro, Grog, the gorman brothers, shiro, guru-guru, skull kid, ganondorf, or Link.