It's me, Dark Magician Duo. I'm sure alot of you read this before, but I've been having alot of problems with this story with the reviews and all. Well, nothing brand new...yet! I'm working on my Love Hina fic and will be done in a week or even earlier. Then, I'll put all my efforts in the next chapter for this one. But in the meantime, I RE-present to you "Miroku's Worst or Best Dream Come True."
As the day broke over the horizon, the bit of sunshine crept through the tree branches that shaded the little camp of our heroes. Inu-Yasha was up all night in the tree gaurding the camp from any dangers that would come for the Jewel shards, but thankfuly, it was a quiet night for him.
"Another day full of letching, yelling, jewel hunting... Why me?" Inu Yasha looked down at everyone as they began to stir. Kagome was sleeping with the little fox pup Shippo right beside her. Sango layed with Kilala in her bag and Miroku layed by himself due to the demands of the women that he sleep as far away from them as possible on the otherside of the campfire. Inuyasha began to nod off a little until a ruffle in the bushes was sounded off. Inu-Yasha heard this and looked down to see something small moving closer and closer to Miroku. It came closer and closer, creeping around until it finaly reached the foot of his sleeping bag. Inu-Yasha saw this and jumped down from the tree.
"You little basterd, trying to steal a shikon shards while we're asleep?" he drew his claws and slashed through Miroku's sleeping bag ready for a vicious demon to attack. Miroku's eyes shot wide open and grabbed his staff out of reflex and swung it straight across Inu-Yasha's face, knocking him over to the girl's side of camp. Miroku stood up ready to fight. "What's going on here? Who's there? Answer me!!" he looked around and found nothing out of the ordinary. He took a step forward and heard a shriek like that of a cat or a rodent. He looked down and saw a pink, furry little animal who's tail he happened to have stepped on.
Miroku bent down and began to pet it. "I'm sorry, little fella. You gave me quite a scare." Miroku scratched behind it's ears and tried to make it feel better. However, the little animal backed off and turned it's rear to Miroku and lifted it's red-striped tail. Miroku traced the red stripe to the very end of it's neck and finaly peiced together exactly what it was that he aggravated. "Well... this is pleasent way to start off my day."
Inu-Yasha was knocked out of it when he heard a scream of complete fright. Kagome and Sango woke to the scream as well and couldn't help but notice Inu-Yasha's face was buried in Kagome's lap. "Inu...Yasha..." Kagome could barely speak with all this happening in the very opening of the day. Inu-Yasha picked his head up and looked up to find Kagome's face beet red and fists clenched.
"SIT!!!"
Sango looked to her right as she picked up Kilala in her hands to look at all the camotion. "What's going on? It's barely dawn and you're all ready going at it?" Kagome was up and backed into the tree, leaving Inu-Yasha and her sleeping bag buried half way in the ground and his ears twitching as a sign of how sick and tired he was getting of that damned word. Kagome knelt down to her back pack and got a frying pan ready to dish out some more pain for the perverted half breed.
"Just what the hell where you thinking!?!? PERVERT!!!" Inu-Yasha just got done pulling himself from the ground when he looked up and saw a black matter rushing to his face at an incredable speed and then, complete darkness enshrouded him. Then, with a gushing headache, he cracked his eyes open and rubbed the lump on his head. "Ow...what the hell happened?" Kagome was cooking breakfast by the time he came around. "Oh, you're up. About what happened this morning..."
Kagome lifted the frying pan with an indent of a certain demon's face on the surface. Slowly at first, but surely, it all came back to Inu-Yasha. "Oh yeah, now I remember." Inu Yasha said with a cool mood, and then exploded with his short fuse already out. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?"
Kagome explained. "Well, Miroku thought you went crazy and smacked you across the camp and onto my lap. Then he realy stepped in it this time." Kagome was a bit red remembering waking up to the mutt on top of her. She shook away the thought and continued to cook up breakfast.
Inu-Yasha saw how it all came together, and then remembered the demon that almost got Miroku. "Oh yeah, what about Miroku? I saw a demon and it was ready to devour him whole." Kagome started to laugh just thinking about what happened to him. "Well, lets just say that when he stepped in it, it really skunked him up good." Sango came by with more firewood and her gas mask on.
"My god, that must be the most god-forsaken stench I ever had the misfortune of smelling in my life" Sango said as she started to grind tomatoes by the bunch. Kagome agreed. "Yeah, I know. The weird thing is that the poor little skunk was pink and had a red strip. Like a little Valentine's day stuffed animal." Inu-Yasha had the biggest smirk on his face since a good while. "Heh heh heh. I gotta see this. That monk should learn to be more careful out here in the wild with beast of burden and stench."
Kagome saw Inu-Yasha heading for the River. "Umm...I don't think you should go right now. He's..." It was too late, as she was abruptly cut off by another scream of desolate horror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Too late. He should have listened." Kagome said. Sango shook her head and smiled along with the little giggle she caught in her throught. "Well, seeing Miroku naked covered in tomatoe juice can traumatize you for life." She continued to mash more tomatoes and Kagome just finished with the meal. Inu-Yasha came running out from the trees screaming and mumbling outloud incoherently. "What did he say" Sango asked. "I think it was something about eyes and gouging."
Miroku was in the freezing river covered with tomatoes when Inu-Yasha came out from the other side of the trees. "Fool." Miroku said. "And he calls me a letch." As he continued to scrub his arms, he couldn't help but notice that the smell was comming off rather easily. "That's strange. Must be this 'conditioner' Kagome spoke of. It smells like garden of flowers now." He gave himself one last dip to wash off the last of the tomatoes off of him before getting dressed once more in some new clothes Sango brought back from a nearby village. (Authors note: Get you're mouths off the ground, you crazy Miroku fan girls! )
At breakfast, Miroku sat down to his cup of herbal tea and some of Kagome's instant ramen with roast pork and Shippo ran off to play with Kilala. Inu-Yasha was eating his ramen with his back turned away from Miroku after that little scean in the river. He tried as hard as he could not to make eye contact with him for the rest of the day. Sango scooted more closely to Miroku. "Would you like that filled up there, Miroku," she asked holding up the tea pot up to his face.
Miroku was taken by surprise when Sango held the steaming hot pot up to his face. He backed up a little and looked at her with suspicious eyes. "Why? Is there something wrong with it?" Sango shook her head. "Of course not. I just had my fill and I thought you would like some more. That's all." She poured the tea into his cup before he could even accept her kind gesture. "Oh, Miroku, can you be a doll and pass me that salt?" Kagome asked. Miroku couldn't help notice her voice was a little more easy going than it normaly was. "Um...sure. Miroku leaned over the fire and grabbed the salt and handed it to Kagome. "Here you go." Kagome accepted the salt and grabbed his hand to. "Thanks a lot. I realy appreciate it."
Inu-Yasha noticed that Miroku was getting more attention than he should be getting from these two and had to say something. "Hey Miroku. I can't help but recall. Who did you say last night had the bigger breasts? Kagome or Sango?" Miroku was taken completely off guard as he spat his tea all over Inu-Yasha sitting right across from him. Sango and Kagome's eyes where completley narrowed down at Miroku.
"SIT!!!"
"Agghh-" And yet it was Inu-Yasha who payed dearly for his plan to see that no-good monk go down. He dug himself out once again to get an explanation. "Ok! Just what the hell did I do to deserve that?!?!" Kagome and Sango hugged Miroku from both sides and began to defend him on his behalf. "How dare you make such accusations on our Miroku!!!" Sango shouted out. Kagome held him tighter "Yeah! He would never say such a perverted thing! He's too much of a gentleman to ever say such a thing!"
Inu-Yasha couldn't beleive what he was hearing. Miroku a gentleman! "Wha... what did you call him?" Inu-Yasha asked with a stunned voice. Kagome answerd faithfuly. "That's right! A gentleman! Not like you could ever understand!" Inu-Yasha calmly stood up, turned around, and began to walk away. He was just unable to grasp what the situation was and needed some time to think about it. Shippo came back along with Kilala to see Inu-Yasha leaving and Miroku being hugged by both Kagome and Sango. "What's going on?" Shippo asked with his cute innocence. "Why are you two hugging him like that?" Kagome and Sango saw Shippo looking with curiosity. They finally snapped to their senses and looked at what they where wrapping their arms around. Miroku was quite enjoying himself. "Ladies, why don't we send off Shippo and Kilala off with Inu-Yasha and we finish up breakfast ourselves?"
His request was abruptly ended by two fists landing their mark square in the face. Sango and Kagome's eyes where wide open and where ,indeed, even more shocked than Inu-Yasha at what they where doing. "Sango," Kagome asked with a shrilled voice. "Yes, Kagome? What is it?" Kagome was still unable to grasp the fact that she was carresing his rock hard chest at the time.
(I MEAN IT!!! HE'S ONLY A DRAWING! GET A BOYFRIEND!)
"WHY THE HELL WHE'RE WE GROPING MIROKU!?!?"
To be continued...
Ok, People. How'd I do? If i upset anyone when yelling at the girls to stop drooling over Miroku, then I apologise. It's just that's all my AIM/Yahoo buddies ever talk about (the women, anyway.) So, I will continue this one, but give it some time for people to read, enjoy, and beg for more. *grins wickedly*
and now, I leave you with a quote of "wisdome"
"Ah, Momiji, SHUT UP!"*~*~* by the Talented MR. Jason Lee as Kusanagi from Blue Seed when he answerd my question 'What's one line you wish you're charecter could say if given the chance' when I went to A-kon on Saterday 31!!! *Jumps around the room*
P.S. This crisp, clean, pre-read version is brought to you by Millenium Elf. Thank's alot Katherine!