Quick authors note: this is my first story so it may be a bit noobish. If you don't want to read a nooby story, turn away now.
The secret diary of bowser junior.
Chapter 1
If you're still reading this is your last chance to turn back.
Yay lol your still here. Anywho this is my story (Bowser junior is the one talking).
Day 1 of my diary
Today's been pretty bboorriinngg, my dad (Bowser) forced me to go to his ballet classes with him!! And when I wanted to go deter Mario and that idiot Luigi, he said I had to let Koopa and the goomba's do it and, obviously, they lost, its about time someone drop that Koopa in to a cauldron of fire. For that I thank Mario and Luigi. Praise you…ahem, sorry for my outburst back there. I got over excited.
Day 2
I got to go to the shooting range today (daddy's in a good mood, Mario's brother Luigi has been taken captive by that Koopa's top dog goomba). I was taking shots at Mario and Luigi cardboard cut-outs all day with my M16 rifle. I kept missing. Then dad suddenly came over and nearly set his flame breath on me he was so angry. Luigi had a secret knife which he used to slice the top goomba in half with. I saw the carcass, it was messy.
And so Mario and Luigi have escaped again.
Day 3
I'm aloud to finally go after Mario and Luigi today. I've spent the whole day packing, I'm gonna bring them down when I arrive in the village of carpleton, a tiny village on the edge of the great abyss, into which I will throw Mario and Luigi.
Day 4
Carpleton village, and untold horrors….
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