The spring air was fresh and warm. The sun was shining.
And a certain black hedgehog hated it all.
He grumbled and glared as his hands were in his pockets of his jacket that he never wears in the tv series or ever cause he's a nudist.
He was going to Espio and Blaze's wedding.
An hour later he was at the ceremony and started to stare at a silver hedgehog who was being very loud next to him, because he had to pee.
"Shut. UP." he scream whispered.
"How are you? Good? Well, I'M NOT! I HAVE TO TINKLE REALLY BADLY! IT HURTS!"
"What the frick, dude. Did you drink lots of wine or something? GO STINKING PEE THEN." He said as he glared and noticed Amy was watching him with a creepy look on her face.
"that would be rude. have you no respect for society?" Silver grinned evilly.
That was when Shadow got up from his chair and pointed to Silver.
"THIS MAN'S BLADDER IS FULL."
End chapter one xD
this is a joke fanfiction me and my friend made. She's pretty crazy. We could care less about grammar right now, and we don't actually like yolo.
Don't kill us~
~S