"Better out than in, I always say!"
And in fact, that is what Shrek did say as he let off a humungous burp. Fiona and the kids were in Far Far Away visiting her family, so Shrek had the swamp all to himself for a week. Life was oglorious! Shrek could sleep as late as he wanted, wear as much – or as little – as he felt like, eat all the food in the refrigerator, shit in the bathtub-
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Shrek's reverie was interrupted by a knock at the door. "I'm coming," Shrek grumbled irritably. To his annoyance, it was Donkey.
"HEY SHREK!" said Donkey shrexcitedly. Shrek sighed and slammed the door.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"FUCK OFF DONKEY!" yelled Shrek.
"I really think you ought to see this!" said Donkey.
Just then, something came crashing through the wall. It was a furry orange ape-like creature. "Who the Kev are you?" asked Shrek.
"Eh eh eh!" the creature replied.
Suddenly someone else came climbing through the hole in the wall. It was a black humanoid beetle! "Sorry about that-HOLY KEV!" it said.
Shrek was very confused.
"It's Shrek!" the creature said. "Oh my Gaben - I can't believe I just shot Evil Shocksquatch through Shrek's house! Please forgive me Shrek!"
"What is going on here?" asked Shrek. "What's an Evil Shocksquatch? Who are you? And most importantly – WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!"
That was when Shrek noticed that the orange ape was gone.
"I'm so sorry sir!" said the beetle. "Just let me change back…"
The beetle touched the circular emblem on his chest. To Shrek's shock, he transformed into a 16 year old boy!
"I'm Ben 10!" the boy said.
Shrek was very confused.
TO BE CONTINUED