disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters ect. that are in this story, so do not sue me.
This story takes place before Will becomes captain of the dutchman, but after they get Jack from the locker.
Will sat on the deck, reading a book Calypso gave him called Labyrinth, when Jack came quietly up behind him. "What are you reading?" "Nothing," Will said, quickly trying to hide it. "Well, I guess I'll just have to take it then!" he said grabbing the book. "La-a-beee-rinse? Labeerinse? What the hell is this rubbish mate? When do you have time to read? I didnt even think you knew how." "I practice my reading 3 hours a day! So that when I meet a goblin, er, I mean pirate, I can teach him to read." "You really are a eunich." Said Jack, shaking his head. "You give me that book back now!" "No!" said Jack, flailing it around. "No, Jack no! your getting rum on it!" "Oh so you dont like rum on your books, huh, alright." Then he set it on the ground and poured his whole bottle right on top of it. "How do ya like that mate!" he said, smiling. Right then Elizabeth came walking in, and when she saw Jack with Will's soaked book, she couldn't help but start laughing."Why do you two always have to be soooo mean to me!!!" Will cried, causing more laughter.
"If you don't, stop I'll, I'll, I'll wish you all away to the labyrinth!" "Oh, we're so scared! Ha! Ha! Watch out Elizabeth, he's gona send his goblins at us!" " I really will Jack! Ok i'm going to do it, I wish the goblin king would take you away right now!" All of a sudden Elizabeth dissapeared. Jack laughed nervously,"ha, thats funny. But really, jokes over Will, bring her back....Will?.......Are you all right?....Hello, have you zoned out or somthing?" "I. Wished. Elizabeth. Into. The. Labyrinth. THIS IS ALL YOUR FALT JACK! Get over here Jareth, you stupid, sparkly, thing! I've got a few things to say to you!" Jareth poofed in waving his glittery cape around. "what's said is said." Jareth said, sounding bored.
"You bring Elizabeth back right now! I didnt mean to wish her away,I love her! I meant to wish that"-Will pointed desprately at Jack-" drunk vagabond away!" "What did you call me, you little", Jack started but Jareth interupted,-"stop your bickering, pirates. Its not my fault careless people like you always wish people away, just to wish them back again. If you want your girlfriend back you'll have to get her by going through the labyrinth before your time is up. "But, why? can't you just give her back? What do you want with her anyway?" "Well I don't have anything to do in my castle so I just figured since people wish each other away so often, it would be funny if once in a while it really happened. Besides, its fun for me to watch people fail miserably. If you want to save your girlfriend you're going to have to start now, because you only have 13 hours to solve the labyrinth." Then he laughed evily and dissapeared, leaving Jack and Will outside the walls of his labyrinth.
"Well, this shouldn't be too hard." Jack said somewhat sarcastically. Sudenly Jareth poofed back again. "Wait, I forgot one of my lines" Then he started waving his cape around and said loudly, "Turn back William, turn back before its too late!" "Ok, we get it!" Jack yelled, and Jareth dissapeared.
Meanwhile ...
Elizabeth sat in middle of a bunch of little goblins with huge bulging eyes all huddled around her. "Get off me you little rats!" Elizabeth cried getting histarical. "You dont like my gobblins?" said a voice behind her. Elizabeth jumped and spun around to see where the voice came from. Standing before her was a tall man with puffy blonde hair and a glittering cape. Everything he wore was covered in sparkles, and he looked like some kind of punk rocker. He looked down at her distainfully and raised one eyebrow. "Who are you and what do you want with me?!" Elizabeth said trying not to sound scared. "You humans always ask the same questions." Jareth said thoughtfully. "No matter. You are here because your boyfriend wished you here. If he and his strange friend dont solve my labyrinth before their time is up, you will be mine."
"What are the charges!" Elizabeth demanded. "What do you mean, what are the charges?" "I am the governer's daughter and I demand to know what the charges are!" Jareth just looked at her for a while. Her dirty blonde hair was all strewn across her face, and her eyes were practically bulging out of her head. He sighed, "You are here because your boyfriend wished you here, there are no charges. I can tell your going to be a difficult one." "So if Will and Jack dont solve this labyrinth, what happens to me?" Elizabeth asked. "Oh, you turn into a goblin." Jareth said calmly. "Oh I get it." Then she started laughing histerically. "So I'll just sit here andd wait for those two ... pirates! Your all just a big bunch of bumbling... uh...pirates! "Pirates? Thats not too bad of an insult. I've been called worse." "Clearly you've never been to Tortuga then." said Elizabeth.
Back at the Pearl...
"Will!" "Elizabeth!" "Will!" Jack!" Will!" Barbossa and Bootstrap collided into one another. "Did you find them?" Bootstrap asked. "No, I didnt." "I bet their just doing this to freak us out!" Bootstrap said.
"Thats the stupidest idear i've ever heard. This is all your fault, just like when we stole that Aztec gold."
"How can this all be my fault?"
"Oh, well, i just needed someone to blame, savy?"
"ohhh, thats not fair!"
"Well clearly you haven't been to Singapore, then."
" I wish-"
" Arrrg, dont even think about it."
"What, I was just going to say I wish you didn't have to be so cruel."
" Oh, I thought you were going to wish me into the labyrinth."
"What! Thats a load o rubbish. There is no labyrinth."
"Oh yes there is, watch. I wish the goblin king would take you away right now! See, I told you ...Bootstrap?" no answer "Bootstrap?...Darn it."
