This is just a very short one-shot I made in a few minutes.
Enjoy.
Squidward was celebrating his birthday at his house, with some of the other people in Bikini Bottom, like SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs. Squidward just wanted to celebrate his birthday alone, but every time his friends came for his birthday, it reminded him of a dreadful day when he tried to move away by tricking SpongeBob and Patrick into thinking it's opposite day.
While Squidward was just thinking about bad memories of him and his friends, SpongeBob walks to Squidward with a smile.
"Hey, Squidward. I brought you a present." SpongeBob gives Squidward a present. Squidward opens the present, and sees that it's a kitchen sponge. "I know how much you like cleaning and tidying up the house, so I got you a cleaning product." said SpongeBob.
Squidward looks at the thing in disgust. Not that he didn't like cleaning products, but that the kitchen sponge is bringing back so many bad memories to Squidward, as the sponge reminded him of somebody that annoys him all day, and somebody that has done stupid things to him, like ripping off his toenail, making him hit his head in a mailbox, and him accidentally sticking a slide whistle down his throat.
However, he liked cleaning products, so he answered:
"Thanks." he said in disinterest, but smiles a little bit.
What did you think of this very short one-shot? Read and review, while I'll be going back to working on the last 3 chapters of Dimensional Butterfly 2.