Summary:
Orochimaru was always the strange one, but he shocks all of Konoha when he decides to open his own sex club, Orochimaru's Sex Palace! With cheap pricing, and high quality sexual pleasuring services, the shop evolves to one of the biggest businesses in Konoha.
Rating:
M. Sex, Sex, and more sex. Gay, Lesbian, and Het all included. Read at your own risk.
Pairings:
I'm just gonna update this every chapter because there's gonna be a LOT. Each new chapter will have the new pairings for it.
Chapter 1: none, actually. I'm doing the actual backstory here.
Warnings:
There's gonna be a shit ton of mature content, sex, language, etc
A/N:
My mind has gone to hell and back. This stuff is gonna be a bit nasty but If you made it through the warning and you're still here, well, I can't stop you. Enjoy J Oh, and Orochimaru never went rogue in this story, he still lives in Konoha with Kabuto.
Chapter 1:
"Hey Kabuto." said Orochimaru.
"Yeah?" the silver haired man replied.
"Do you ever feel, like, just there? Like if you died nobody would care if you died, and that you aren't really a big impact on society. Like, I guess I'm feeling like I don't really have a legacy. I've never really done anything important. Sure, I'm a Sannin, but I've grown old and Tsunade and Jiraiya are the ones that everyone looks up too. Me, I'm just a creepy old snake man that all the children are afraid of."
"Lord, I would care if you died. And I think you've left a fine legacy, as a hero of the Third Great Ninja War." replied Kabuto Yakushi.
"I guess so. I just think that I have a lot of regrets, not being able to save my parents, not doing more for my village, and I've never fulfilled my dream of opening a shop." the snake-like man said,
"A shop? You've never mentioned anything about that before. What kind of shop are you interested in?"
"A sex shop. That's why I've never told you. Well, pretty much a prostitution place. I'd hire a ton of young, attractive young guys and girls, and people would come in and pay for sex. I'd also sell sex toys and all that stuff. Oh, and condoms. Can't have my workers getting prego and quitting, can we? And I could also have like blowjob classes, and stuff like that. But yeah and I'd have a small hotel next door, so people traveling could stop in and come in. I have it all thought out. I've never built the place, cause, well, prostitution is illegal. And I've never had the effort to put it into action." explained Orochimaru.
"I'm sure you could bribe Tsunade into making it legal. Jiraiya too, would be all for it. Besides, Lord, I'd do everything in my power to help make your dream a reality." promised Kabuto.
"You mean it? You actually want to help me?" said Orochimaru, shocked.
"Yes, my Lord. I'd do anything for you." replied Kabuto.
"Well, thank you, Kabuto. Would you like to talk to Tsunade about legalizing prostitution to make it happen?" asked Orochimaru.
"Yes, I will leave at once." replied Kabuto. He walked along the streets of Konoha into Tsunade's office. He knocked on the door.
"Come in." a loud, female voice said. Kabuto stepped inside.
"Kabuto, what brings you here?" Tsunade smirked.
"I have private business I would like to discusss with Lady Hokage, would you mind leaving the room, Shizune?" he asked.
Shizune looked at Tsunade, who nodded, and walked out of the room and shut the door as she left.
"Kabuto, what is it that you would like to discuss?" questioned Tsunade. Kabuto pulled up a chair to her desk.
"Well, you see, it isn't about me, it's about Orochimaru." he said.
"And?" she prompted.
"He has had a lifelong dream of opening a sex place, but he knows that prostitution is illegal, therefore he can't open it unless you change the laws on it. Would you be willing to cooperate with us."
"Why would I left that pervert open a sex place, no offense. How will it benefit the village?" she asked.
"Well, it will provide me and Orochimaru with jobs. And anyone else who wants to work with us. Plus a lot of the people would enjoy it, I think. I also believe it would attract a lot of tourists and bring people into the village." explained Kabuto.
Tsunade thought about it for a few minutes. "I agree with everything that you're saying. But the village elders would be in an uproar if I legalized prostitution. It would get me kicked out of the Hokage seat for sure. But I can do this: Make everyone who comes in to the sex place sign a paper giving their consent to participate in any sexual activity. Make sure that you check everyone's ID when the come in, no one under eighteen can enter the sex place. And I can't have you charge people, but encouraging them to leave a tip is alright. Are you also having a sex toy shop included in it?" she said.
"Yes, plus a hotel connected to it."
"Alright. You can charge people for the sex toys and hotel services. Here is your license to own a business in Konoha. I'll have Yamato stop by your place to pick you guys up so he can use his Wood Style to build the place. I'll have you do it on the outskirts of the village, about ten minutes from the gate." Tsunade handed him Orochimaru's license.
"And Kabuto? Tell Orochimaru that even though he's opening a sex place, I'm still proud of him for following his dream." she said.
"Thank you, Lady Hokage." replied Kabuto. He walked back to the house he shared with Orochimaru.
He went inside the house to where Orochimaru was sitting on the couch.
"Tsunade actually gave us a license. But she said we can't charge for sex and we have to have them sign a paper of consent, but that's it. Yamato will be here in a few minutes to build the place." Kabuto handed Orochimaru his license.
"Really, Kabuto? Oh my god I'm so happy I will be able to fulfill my dream." exclaimed Orochimaru.
Yamato came to their place, and they went out to the location of their future business. He built the entire place, including their hotel and sex shop. Orochimaru and Kabuto spent the next three months furnishing the place, buying, and sometimes creating, their sex toys for the shop, and designing all the hotel rooms. The pair hired a bunch of staff, including Sasuke Uchiha, Kimimaro Kaguya, Karin Uzumaki, Suigetsu Hozuki, and Jugo. In addition to that, Kabuto and Orochimaru would also be working there.
They sent a large stack of papers advertising their business to all the major Konoha shops and restaurants to draw people in. Kabuto and Sasuke went around telling people who were entering the village about the place.
Finally the day came when they were going to open the place. They had a large red ribbon in the front of the building, and Orochimaru cut it and exactly twelve o'clock. The staff already saw a number of people walking towards the building.
"Orochimaru's Sex Palace is now open!" yelled Orochimaru. The staff yelled in appreciation and they went inside to start greeting customers. It was the best day of Orochimaru's life.
A/N:
Well I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry there was no sex scenes, I'm trying to create a backstory. There will be lemons in literally ever chapter after this. I will probably update tonight. Oh, and leave a review if you want and you can also request pairings for me to include in this in the review because to be honest I haven't decided yet. Anyways I hope you enjoyed the first chapter.