There once was a hamster named Vinny. Vinny loved to dance. One day Vinny was on his way to dance class when he saw an evil looking apple. So, naturally Vinny went up to it and threw it away. He was just doing what he thought was right. When Vinny got to class, he danced his hamster heart away. He danced so hard that he fell over, and had to get medical attention. Vinny was taken to the hospital in an ambulance because he has problems.
Later that year Vinny wanted to go on a cruise. While he was driving his car to the airport, he had to stop for gas. Sadly, there was a creepy person that lived in the dumpsters behind the station named Mailbox. Mailbox sometimes came out and took the gasoline from people's cars, and sprayed them with it. He said it was for his special society called, "lizard." Anyway, Mailbox did not come out today and Vinny was very grateful for that.
When Vinny was going through security for the plane he said his favorite word out loud. "Bomb." Vinny just liked the sound of that word for no reason. Also, for some reason Vinny thought that bomb meant Clothes. So when the security guards asked him questions, and when he got pat-downs he just said that his bombs were personal and no one was allowed to touch them or they might get ruined. That's how Vinny got into jail.
Vinny got out of jail though because his cousin Louie bailed him out. Later that year Vinny wanted to become a superhero. So one day Vinny found out that burglars were breaking into his neighbor's house. Vinny dressed in black and barged in telling them to stop after calling the police. The evil burglars ran, and Vinny took the bagful of belongings and started to put them back. Sadly, when the police got there they thought that Vinny was the burglar, and asked him what he was doing stealing peoples things, and why had he called when he was the crook. Vinny got nervous, and accidently said that he was a magical unicorn that lived on expensive things. Then, Vinny got put in a padded room with a fashionable white jacket with no arm holes in it.
Vinnie's cousin Louie broke Vinny out of the place and Vinny got back home. Then Vinny had a cup of tea and read a story about global warming. The End