Harry Potter does not belong to me!

The following poem is in the tune of the Oscar Meyer song.

My hero has a first name, it's H-A-R-R-Y

My hero has a second name, it's P-O-T-T-E-R

I love to see him every day

And if you ask me why I'll say

Cause Harry Potter has a way with F-A-N-T-A-S-Y.

(hee hee...)