hi there, Superstar Starlena again. And this right here might just be the shortest (and most random)story I've ever written so far about Garfield. Oh, and i should of had said this in my first six stories: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE GARFIELD CHARACTERS (please don't sue me Jim Davis)
So that I wont keep you waiting so long here it is.
The Real Reason why Garfield is so fat
Some people say that when we get older, our bodies become wider because of age. But its actually because of all of the information we learned during our lifetime is stored in our heads,which was then transferred to other parts of our bodies about ten years later via weight gain.
Most of my fans say that the reason why I stay fat is that I need to keep that appearance of being lazy and cynical by being fat... but they don't know the real reason why I'm the way I am now.
So for the record, I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent. My head couldn't hold any more information about life so it started filling up the rest of me. And by the rest I mean my stomach.
Believe it or not if you want to. But that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Whaddya think, send me your comments my peoples!!!!!!