Crash Bandicoot Meets Homestar Runner
Chapter 1: Experiment Gone Wrong
It was a pretty normal day on Wumpa Island. Crash was busy licking a jellyfish on the beach, Coco writes in her journal and Crunch is working out.
Coco: Crash, I told you to stop licking that jellyfish! I'm tired of treating that tongue of yours.
Crash: Ohhhhh.
Aku Aku, Crash Bandicoot's long time mentor and friend, appears.
Aku Aku: Guys, I have some bad news. Cortex is up to no good again.
Coco: Which Cortex? The idiot Cortex or the more threatening Cortex?
Aku Aku: Huh?
Coco: Neo or Nina?
Aku Aku: Oh, that's what you meant. I should've figured that out. Anyway, Neo Cortex has invented a wormhole that will enable him to cross into a certain dimension.
Crunch: Which dimension?
Aku Aku: Not sure. Anyways, if he gets into that dimension and takes it over, it could mean trouble for us.
Coco: Well, what are we waiting for? Come on, Crash!
Crash: Gibbers Excitedly.
And so, they head out to defeat the idiot Cortex and not the more threatening Cortex. I know because I know the difference. Back to the story, Cortex, N. Gin, Tiny Tiger and N. Brio are working on a wormhole.
Cortex: This is it, gentlemen. With this wormhole completed, we'll be safe from Uka Uka's wrath.
Tiny: I kind of noticed that since we're hiding in a giant tree full of sleeping bears.
N. Brio: Not the smartest decision we ever made.
N. Gin: Yes. They wake up, and we'll be mauled for sure.
Cortex: Come on, guys. It's the one place Uka Uka and what's-her-face wouldn't find us.
N. Gin: Huh?
Cortex: The beaver girl he's always with.
Tiny: Still nothing.
Cortex: Who was I talking about? Who cares. This wormhole is now finished. Prepare to venture into the unknown!
Cortex's scream awakens the bears and they maul them to shreds. Tiny accidentally pushes a button that says "Merge Dimensions" button and the entire Wumpa Island is engulfed in a bright light. A few minutes later, Crash wakes up and notices that he's in a very big field and confused on where he is. By the way, all of the recent characters in the Crash Bandicoot series now look like Homestar Runner characters. Suddenly, the screen turns black and the Homestar Runner intro song begins.
Singers: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody!
Then the Xeriouxly Forxe theme plays.
Singer: Revamped for the Nineties. So much more exciting. Pointy elbows and lots of lightning. Edgy and angry so zesty and tangy. There's new demographics when nobody asked for it.
Coco shows up near Crash.
Coco: Crash, where are we?
Crash: Gibbers quizzically.
Next Time:
Chapter 2: Homestar Runner