"Hello? Yo, anyone here?" A surfer vioce yelled into the darkness.
"Number II, would you kindly shut up? We have no idea where we are."
"Ah, be quiet, ya ass-kisser." SMACK! Xigbar smacked saix upside his head. "Nothin's gonna happen."
"Oh really...." Saix said in mock sarcasm, rolling his yellow eyes.
"Yeah." Xigbar yelled into the sky randomly.
"Wait for it..." SMC inturrupted, breaking the fourth wall.
"Don't break the fourth wall." A boy's voice said.
"Sora?!" Xigbar exclaimed.
"Yeah. You stupid nobodies hypnotized me and made my head explode!!!!" Sora yelled.
"Oh yeah. Good times..." Xigbar said.
"Cue flashback!" SMC yelled.
Doo doo doo doo dooooooo......
30 MINUTES AGO......
"Hello, Sora." A random deep voice calls.
"Who the hell are you!!" Sora yells.
"Come to the weird cliff slash wall thing."
Sora and his retarded friends run through a arch to where the voice said.
"Remember in Hollow Bastion when Organization XIII showed up on that wall thing?" SMC says.
Organization XIII appears on the wall.
"Fear us, the CARANOBODIES!!!!" The guy with the deep voice says.
"What the?" Donald slurred.
Suddenly, Caramelldansen speedy cake remix starts playing.
"Okay, where the hell is that music coming from?" Sora asks.
"KICK IT!" The guy with a deep voice says.(Xemnas)
"The CURSE OF THE CARANOBODIES!!!!" Luxord yells.
"Or, MANSEX!" SMC says.
OOAAAH ......
Organization XIII starts doing the Caramelldansen dance.(ALL of them.)
When you are ready to join us now ?
hands in the air, we can show you how
Come and try, Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and move your hips singing wah ha ha
Come and dance like this singing la la la
You and me, can sing this melody
"MUST....RESIST.....DANCE CRAZE!!!!" Sora screams. But the music takes over....Sora starts doing the Caramelldansen!
"Oo oah oo oah oah a!" Xemnas yells.
Dance to the beat, Wave your arms together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Dance and you'll learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramell dansen
"Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah
Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah!" Saix yells.
Now, the background is pictures of countries. They end up with a background of Sweden first.
From Sweden to UK we will bring our song
Australia, USA and people of Hong Kong
They will learn, Caramell will go around the world (oo oah oo oah ah ah)
Come and move your hips singing wah ha ha
Come and dance like this singing la la la
you and me, can sing this melody
"CARAMELLDANSEN!!!" Xaldin screams.
"Oo oah oo oah ah ah!" Xemnas yells.
Dance to the beat
Wave your arms together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Dance and you'll learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramell dansen
"Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah
Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah" Demyx sings.
Dance to the beat, wave your arms together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Dance and you'll learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah
Oo oo oo oah oah
Oo oo oo oah oah ah ah
Then, Organization XIII stops.
"Bye." Xemmnas says. They all portal away. Xigbar portals to the staircase where Sora is. Sora is still dancing.
"For the love of god, I CAN'T STOP!!!!" Sora screams.
"LOL!" Xigbar laughs." He gave me that exact same look when we hypnotized him!!"
"Who?" Sora asks. He is temporarily sidetracked.
"Your nobody-"
"Don't say it!" A Director yells.
"Fine!!!." Xigbar yells back.
"!!!!" Sora screams before his head explodes.
BWOOOOOOOOSH!
Lots of red skittles fall out onto the stone.
"Sweet! Skittles." Xigbar picks up the skittles and begins to eat some. Then the god from Monty Python and the Holy Grails appears out of some fake clouds that were in the sky.
"Don't eat skittles out of other peoples heads." GOD says.
"Fuck off! You don't own me!!" Xigbar yells.
"What did you just say to me?! Heeeeellll, no." GOD yells.
"BRING IT!" Xigbar says.
GOD jumps down from the clouds and proceeds to get into a brawl with Xigbar.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!.........
"End flashback." SMC said.
"WTF?!" Everyone but Xigbar said.
"God started it." Xigbar crossed his arms.
WHAM! A massive pink meteor slammed into Saix and Sora. Sora dies.
"Ugh....."
"Ha ha!" Xigbar laughed at Sora and Saix.
"As usual, obnoxious." A old, creepy voice said.
"I'm not old!"
"Hey, it's Vexing Vexen! Yo." Xigbar said.
Vexen randomly appeared in a poof of tiny trees and frogs.
"Oh, says the dude who cooks crack?" Xigbar muttered in a sarcastic tone, rolling his eye.
"HOLD IT." Suddenly, fifty F.B.I guys dropped from the sky. They had guns pointed at the Nobodies.
"What the bloody hell?"
BANG!
A F.B.I guy shot Luxord's arm off.
"That as my squeezing arm!" Luxord screamed, dropping to his knees."THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!!! MY SQUEEZING ARM?! WHHYYY!!!"
Everyone looked at him.
"We're the F.B.I" The lead FBI guy said, ."Who has crack?"
"Him!." Xigbar yelled, pointing at Vexen."The creepy scientist dude make it!"
"What?! I DO NO SUCH THING!" Vexen protested, waving his arms around.
SMACK! Vexen's arm hit a bird.
"Watch it." The bird said, flying off.
"Get him. He's convicted of crackheadity and hitting a bird." A FBI woman said.
A FBI guy threw a rock at Vexen.
WHAM!
CRACK.
"MY !!!!" Vexen shrieked at the top of his lungs, falling on his knees."!!!!"
"BWAHAHAHAH!" Xigbar laughed and pointed at a screaming Vexen.
"I HATE YOU!!" Vexen screamed.
Saix stood up and threw a rock at Xigbar. Xigbar dodged using Super Awesome Ninja Surfer Skills provided by Burger King.
"Ha! You missed. Your aim sucks." Xigbar said.
WHAM!
"Ow." The nobodies heard a deep voice state.
"Lexaeus?" Saix raised an eyebrow.
Lexaeus summoned his tomahawk."I pity the fool who hit me with a rock."
"Hey, it's against some law that I won't say because it doesn't exist, to impersonate or quote Mr.T." Mr. IBF said.
"Shut up." BAM! Lexaeus smacked Mr. IBF upside his bald head. His brain exploded and blue exclamation points hit the ground.
"Well, that was retarded." Xigbar commented.
"Like you aren't." Saix said.
BANG.
Xigbar shot Saix with his guns.
"Retarded is an ugly word." A pink haired girl walked-
"Boy."
"Sure...." SMC rolled his eyes. A pink haired BOY walked out, flower petals coming from his head.
"Shut up, you transvestite." Xigbar stick his tongue out at Marluxia.
"Why is there a plant growing out of your head?" A bleeding Saix said. There was a pink flower growing out of Marluxia's brains and head. His brain was made up of dirt and roots. He lost it in Chains of Memories.
"I really have no idea."
"Right..." Xigbar crossed his arms.
"HELLLO? MY NOBODIES? WHERE ARE YOU?" A deep booming voice called.
"Xemnas?" Lexaeus asked.
"Xemmy!" Saix yelled.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT IN PUBLIC. WOULD YOU ALL COME HOME?"
"We don't know where we are." Luxord said.
Suddenly, a hude tidal wave killed them all.
"MY POOR INSANE NOBODIES....." Xemnas shook his head.
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