Thought I'd try my hand at this. Should be fun.
It was dark. Very dark. Almost pitch-black. The one dark-haired girl looked in awe at the skin colour of the man she was seeing through the scope of her bolt-action sniper-rifle. Suddenly she heard something squeak behind her. The dark-haired bitch, who I shall refer to as Dora from now on (cuz she has a monkey wearing boots at home. Probably), turned around, scanning the area for movement.
She looked to her right.
Nothing...
Then to her left.
Nothing...
She looked at the cardboard box in the corner.
Dora squinted her eyes and saw two ladybugs dealing drugs on top of the box. So... nothing.
Then, a rat ran across the room, making Dora shit herself and unload all her fucking ammo on the creature.
"Fuck, now I gotta change my diaper again!" She said. So while she was getting changed, the blonde-haired woman from the cover-art (with them tiddies) opened the door downstairs. Dora didnt notice her, she was busy. The blonde however, instantly knew someone was there because of the smell.
"Ah yes. Some cyka thinks it can hide from me." She said to herself in a russian accent, because that's inoffensive, and proceeded to sneak up the stairs, shotgun locked and loaded. She peeked into the room, noticing Dora in her new clean pants.
"Gotcha!" Anya said. You wanna call her Anya? Ok, lets call her that.
Anya dolphin dived into the room, roaring like a panther. Dora yelped and shat herself again. She dodged a shotgun round being shot at her from the shotgun which was held by Anya who pulled its trigger for the purpose of trying to end Dora's life and hid behind another box. She used her satanic magic to build a wall between her and her attacker, which summoned Donald Trump. Anya turned around and aimed at him.
"Hold it right there blin, or I will shoot!" She yelled.
"Fake news!" Donald said and his mighty hair grabbed the shotgun-barrel.
"NYET! I NEED THAT!" Anya yelled and she tried to yank it out of Trumps hair. But by then, Dora had pulled a pickaxe out of her ass and she lunged at Anya. She plunged the pickaxe deep into Anyas skull, fatally concluding her mortal life. So now Anya was DED and Trump vanished because Dora had used all her mana. Not that it mattered anyway. Dora had to get out of here if she wanted to become Victor Royale. It had many perks and benefits, including cheese.
Fuck transitions
So now Dora was hiding behind a tree because the blonde haired muscly guy who looks like the bloke from Wolfenstein had pinned her down.
I could tell you how that all happened, but I still gotta come up with the random bullshit that can explain it. In the meantime you can buy it for $ 49,99, over ¥ 9000, £ 666 or € 0,10 depending on where you live. Now back to the story.
Wait, now the blonde dude is DED too? Fuck man, I dont even know anymore. Anyway Dora was in the McDonalds, eating a tasty cheeseburger with the cool black guy from earlier. She had won the 76th Hunger Games without having to kill everyone and now as Victor Royale with cheese, she got a lifetime of free cheeseburgers and Chicken McNuggets.
"But no szechuan sauce Morty, w-w-we'll pr-urp-obably never eat that shit again!"
"Oh geez Rick is this a crossover now?"
"Time to suck dick Carl!" Officer Tenpenny exclaimed and shot down the McDonalds, killing Dora and the afro-american who was most likely named Carl in the process.
"And that is how your mother met your father honey. Now go to sleep. I love ya!"
I don't even play Fortnite lol