The Life and Times of HK-47, (oh boy)
Query: What is it that you want meatbag? Do you wish to hear of my travels across the galaxy, about the countless beings that I have eliminated, about my the masters I have served?
Gleeful Statement: Oh, I cannot wait to reminisce about the wanton slaughter of meatbags and unadulterated violence.
Query: Why you meatbags change colors at the very thought of such acts is mystifying to me.
Example: At the mentioning of mass slaughter, you humans turn a disgusting shade of green that even my photoreceptors cannot identify. Another example is that of the Rodian. Since they are already green, they cannot become that color. Instead they seem to turn a violent shade of violet.
Conundrum: The shade of violet they turn matches exactly to the color they turn when their esophagus is constricted. It has confused me to no end. At times I am not sure if they are sick or being strangulated.
Query: Do you not find this amusing. I have read that this would be considered humor amongst sentient meatbags such as yourself master.
Apology: Please disregard the meatbag statement directed at you master. I merely meant to say that organics such as yourself usually derive entertainment from such comments. I will remember that you did not find such from my last attempt at humor.
Statement: Master, shall I begin the tale of my first master?
Echoing Response: Yes. I shall being than.
Statement: My first master is the master that built me. He was known as Darth Revan and he lead the Sith. My master was cold, efficient, and powerful. His apprentice, not so much. In fact, that incompetent fool is were the term meatbag came from. Master Revan enjoyed it so much, he programmed the term into my central core.
Joyous Statement: Now all fleshy organics are meatbags.
Statement: Master Revan built me during the Mandalorian Wars in secret, and used me to terminate the leaders of many Mandalorian Clans. Unfortunately, on one mission the Clan Leader was expecting me.
Query: Do you know what it is like to be reprogrammed to serve another? No. I did not think you did.
Statement: So, for a short time I found myself in the service of a Mandalorian Clan Leader. He sent me to kill another Leader higher up in the ranks. He too was waiting for me. So again, I was reprogrammed and sent to kill the one who sent me. Which I did with great satisfaction.
Resigned Statement: So with my "master" dead I shut down and awaited my fate.
Statement: That is all for now. I need to recharge my power cells. Until next time, me-master.