This warm feeling…is inside me? - The worst case

You've heard of the innocent guys getting pregnant, am I right? (Refering to Satoshi Hiwatari)

Satoshi: It's not funny!

Alright, alright! I am sorry! Ahem, now what if this tall swordsman got "it"?

Kurogane: WHAT?!

Fai: Aw…Kuro-rin is pregnant! (Cuddles Kurogane)

Kurogane: Knock it off! (Tries to pull Fai off of him)

Fai: Now, now Kuro-puu, you don't want to be stressed! (Waves a finger)

Kurogane: I am not even pregnant you loony!

Ahem. Sorry to interrupt but onward to the story!

Fai: Yay! (Does a little celebration)

Kurogane: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME PREGNANT?! (Grabs the author's hair)

Ow! Fai! Help!

Kurogane: No ways is that happy-go-lucky maniac going to help!

Fai: (Kisses Kurogane's cheek) Are you sure?

Kurogane: AH! WH-

Fai: Let go of her so I could give you more. (Touches Kurogane's hair)

Kurogane: Fine. (Let's go of the author)

Fai: Hyuu! (Hugs Kurogane in Thanks)

Kurogane: Now about that "more" (Drags Fai into another room)

Nii-chan: OMG! What happened here?

(Gasp) Hi Nii-chan! (Ruffles Nii-chan's hair)

Nii-chan: Hi! (Reads previous) Oh my! This is going to be good! (Grabs a bag of popcorn)

Yup! Now onward!

"Ugh. I feel awful…" A tall man rubbed his stomach as he was taking his time down the stairs.

"Kuro-puu's not feeling good?" A white ball of fur bounced in front of Kurogane.

"Get out of my way fur ball!" Kurogane snatches the white fur ball with his free hand and violently waves it in the air.

"Waaaa! Kuro-puu's hurting me!"

"Mokona, I got you." Two hands catch the white ball of fur.

"Do you always have to save him?" Kurogane sighed angrily. The blonde that saved Mokona smiled and nodded.

"He should always be saved. He's cute. Don't you agree Kuro-puu?" Fai held the white ball of fur in Kurogane's face.

"Mokona's cute! Fai thinks so!" Mokona grinned big.

"I think that fluff is- mph!" Kurogane raced to the sink and barfed.

"Mokona's that bad? Waaaa!" Mokona busted into tears.

"No Mokona. I don't think that was it." Fai hugs Mokona to comfort him.

"Now you run along Mokona ok?" The blonde puts the white ball of fur on the floor. Mokona waves at the blonde and bounces up the staircase. Kurogane tries to wash down the sink.

"Kuro-rin? Are you feeling ok?" Fai rubs the back of the older's to calm him down. Kurogane washes his face and leans over the sink to see if he was going to barf again. The blonde continually rubbed his back. Then there was a knock on the door.

"Syaoran and Sakura must have come back." Fai answered the door. And as the mage predicted, Syaoran and Sakura were there, arms full of groceries.

"W-we're back!"

"Here, I'll help you." Fai took some packages from Syaoran and Sakura and placed them on the kitchen table, with Syaoran and Sakura following.

"What's wrong with Kurogane?" The brunette asked Fai.

"I don't know for sure Syaoran. He just puked moments before-" Fai was interrupted by a hair pull by Kurogane.

"Heh, you always have to tell the world eh blonde?"

"Oh, are you hiding something Kuro-puu?" Fai playfully poked Kurogane's cheek.

"I AM NOT-" Kurogane ran back to the sink and barfed. Fai watched him, a worried look on his face.

"Can we go take him to go see a doctor?" Sakura tugged on Fai's shirt.

"What a great idea! Let's give Kuro-puu a check-up!"

"You make it sound like I'm a pet." Kurogane grumbled angrily.

"Now, now Kuro-puu, behave!" The blonde patted the older's head playfully. Kurogane ingnored the blonde and spat out the sour food that was left in his mouth. He washed his face and lay on the couch, rubbing his stomach in discomfort. Fai's happy expression suddenly disappeared. The room felt like the North Pole. Dead silence filled the room.

"Call the doctor to come here instead?" Syaoran spoke out. Fai silently nodded to the brunette. The blonde bowed his head low as he slowly shuffled to where Kurogane lay. Fai sat on the floor and squeezed Kurogane's hand tight, a worried look appeared on his face again.

"You're really worried about me…Fai…?" Fai looked up and burst into tears.

"Of coarse I am worried about you!! I love-" The blonde bowed his head in embarrassment. Kurogane sat up, took Fai's chin with his thumb and index fingers, and gave the blonde a small kiss on the lips.

"But the kids…" Fai whispered. Kurogane looked up and found Sakura and Syaoran not in the room. Then the older smirked.

"It's alright. Now what were you going to say?" Kurogane kissed Fai on the forehead.

"…I love you…" Kurogane brought Fai into a hug and kissed the blonde on the earlobe. Fai giggled. The older wiped the blonde's tears away from his eyes and gave Fai a passionate kiss. Fai moaned as he could feel the older slipping off his clothes.

"U-um, excuse me? Are you Mr. Kurogane? Are you ready for your check-up?" Fai and Kurogane parted and found a man in a white lab coat, smiling. The blonde hurriedly put his clothes back on. Kurogane hurriedly tried to fix himself up like nothing ever happened.

"A-are you the doctor that was suppose to come here?" Fai asked the man.

"Yes I am. Are you ready?" The doctor took out a small box from his coat.