The Job Interview.
"Good Morning, come in and you are?"
"The Witch King of Angmar"
"I see any previous experience in this line of work?"
"Yesssssss, thousands of year's worth"
"Indeed it says so on your résumé but the thing is Mr Angmar, it's actually a hero we are seeking and your previous employment would seem to point to you being more of a typical villain.
"I have a flaming sword!"
"Now now, there's no need to get upset, I was just pointing out..."
"No! I have a flaming sword, look!"
(Some time later after the fire alarm has stopped ringing)
"Most impressive Mr Angmar but could I ask you not to wield that in here again please, and by the way your fell beast is illegally parked in the director's parking space and we appear to be missing the janitor whose job it is to patrol the outside of our premises."
"Sssorry."
"Well we thought we would have to downsize the caretaking staff anyway, we just sub-let our grounds keeping contract to Sam Gamgee enterprises. Now back to you – What do you know about heroes?"
"Over-rated poncy gits the lot of them! Always getting in the way of a dastardly plot and they cheat! Do you know they put a woman against me on my last assignment? Two if you count the she-elf. What's middle earth coming to? Time was when you could at least get a decent fight out of a hero, but these days it's all little hairy creatures with big eyes and wizards! Don't get me sstarted on the wizards!"
"Mr Angmar, did you actually read the job ad?"
"You mean thiss issn't Sauron Enterprises, 'Evil un-dead wraith required for terrorising the populace?"
"No sorry, this is Middle Earth Adventurers and Quest Seekers, I think you want next door."
(Witch King slinks out looking embarrassed.)