Yet another story that I've recently gone through to fix mistakes. I'm almost done going through my older stories now yay.
The Stix's
It is the one day of the year that every employee at Breadstixs asks for the day off. No sane person would want to work on the day that Santana Lopez closes Breadstixs down for her birthday party. The only bright note is Brittany S. Pierce who is the only one who can stop the Latina from going postal and generally keeps her calm so the workers who do have to work don't take too much abuse.
"Quinn, you're early!" Brittany runs up to her, picking her up in a huge hug swinging her around.
"I'm glad to see you too B, where's S?" Quinn asks a little worried that Brittany has left her alone in the restaurant.
"Circling, she's paranoid." Brittany offhandedly says shrugging.
Not that her explanation explains anything to Quinn, but she just nods knowing that only Santana has ever been able to decipher what the blonde dancer is saying. Looking around she can't see Santana or Brittany's car so she figures that the Latina must have left to go get something.
"Come on Q, help me with the place cards for everyone. San wants Finn, Artie and Rachel as far away from her as possible." Quinn follows Brittany around who is putting Santana's family and hers at the same table next to the one Santana is sitting at. Quinn smiles when she sees that she will be sitting on Santana's left while Brittany is seated in her normal spot on the right.
"So I see that along with the normal crowd, she's also invited the glee club. Why?" Quinn asks knowing that Santana's reputation has been damaged a little when she came out and officially started dating Brittany. She doesn't fully understand why the Latina would invite the glee club.
"She didn't want to at first, but decided to after all they have keen really nice about the whole unicorn thing." Brittany rambles placing the Cheerio next to their boyfriends at two tables near Santana and the remaining Cheerios and jocks are on the other side of the families. The glee club are situated directly behind Santana.
"No she's totally lying and you know it." Santana growls coming in walking straight for Brittany. "She made me invite them." she grumbles falling into Brittany's arms kissing her.
"Happy Birthday Santana." Quinn loudly says trying to get their attention before this starts to get too graphic.
She doesn't even bother turning around or acknowledge her, she just flips her off.
"Thanks Santana I can really feel the love." Quinn laughs as Brittany shoves Santana off of her. The Latina shots her a hurt look before rolling her eyes.
"So Q, you'll never guess what the rents got me." Santana smiles as Brittany grabs her arm and jumps up and down.
Quinn figures that it must be awesome if Brittany is this excited. She sees Santana nod to Brittany and knows the blonde dancer will be telling her within seconds.
"A brand new Escalade!" Brittany shouts still bouncing up and down. Santana rolls her eyes, but Quinn can tell she is happy about it too.
"How long until everyone else arrives?" Quinn asks wondering why others aren't arriving.
"At least until Lord Tubbington gets hungry again." Brittany says smiling and skipping out the door.
"An hour," Santana explains. "Come on I think Brittany wants us to go out to the car."
Quinn shrugs and follows Santana out.
"Wow Santana that's a really nice black escalade. I bet it has that amazing new car smell that is to die for." Quinn smiles giving her a hug.
"It doesn't smell like new car it smells like Santana." Brittany giggles pulling Santana to her.
"Oh god I so didn't need to know that. I can't believe you two have already gone at it in there, really Santana you can't have gotten it more than a day ago." Quinn says in disgust, scrunching her nose.
"What can I say when I needs to get my mack on, I needs to and well you know how Britts gets wanting to give me the best birthday ever." Santana gives her a sexy smirk.
Quinn gives her a frown before walking back into Breadstixs.
An hour later everyone has begun to arrive. The Cheerios with their boyfriends are the first to arrive placing their gifts on the gift table before heading for the normal place they are seated. The only people who have yet to arrive are the glee clubbers. Santana figures it is because they are scared of her and unsure of wither they should actually come in or not.
Kurt dragging Blaine with him is the first to venture in. "Wow Satan, who knew you could get the FBI to watch the door." Kurt laughs, but Santana glares at him.
"The FBI's here Tana, why didn't you tell me. They're hunting down the aliens that keep trying to abduct me." Brittany says so seriously that a few jocks actually believed her.
Santana glares at Kurt, she can't believe that there are people who don't know to never mention the FBI in front of Brittany.
"Sweetie, there's no FBI, now why don't you girls come sit down so we can eat." Mr. Lopez says grabbing both girls shoulders and steering them to their table.
The glee clubbers all file in and make their way to their table. The waiters come around and take everyone's orders. Brittany and Santana are per usual sharing their food chatting with Quinn about how now only she is under eighteen.
"Has Mr. Lopez always been like that with Brittany?" Rachel asks looking at Puck and Finn.
"Their families are close cause their close." Finn explains between bites.
"Yeah, Mr. Lopez hates me; well frankly he hates any guy that Santana ever brought home. I asked him once why that was and you'll never guess what he said." Puck stops to add emphasize.
"Come on Puck spill what did he say." Mercedes says giving him a you better tell now.
"Okay, hold on I'm getting around to it. He told me he hated me and every other boy because he knew they made her hate herself. That Brittany was the only one who could bring out his little girl from behind all the tough girl act. They were in love with each other and would end up married once Santana got her head out of her ass." Everyone at the table stares at Puck in disbelief.
"Satan's parents knew the entire time, wow so I take it Britt's parents also knew." Kurt looks astonished, looking over at the table with the two Cheerios and Quinn.
"What will happen when they bring out the cake will Santana turn around to face us?" Rachel asks looking at Finn.
"Yeah, but first is presents and it's almost time look at Britt." Finn says pointing.
Brittany is jumping up in her seat pulling on Santana's arm. If everyone in the room didn't know better they'd think she is a little kid.
"San is it present time yet?" Brittany asks looking at her hopeful.
Santana looks over at her parents who nod and Brittany's just laughs at the two girls.
Mr. Lopez clears his throat, "I think Brittany is about to pee herself so it's present time." Brittany jumps up and runs to the present table everyone, but the glee clubbers minus Puck, Finn and Mike laugh.
Brittany grabs the largest box with silver wrapping paper. Making her way back to Santana she throws her the card and starts to rip the paper off. There are gasps from the glee table and some of the jocks and Cheerios who have never been invited to Santana's birthday party before.
Brittany makes a growling noise when she finds that the present is in another box she has to open. Everyone looks worried, but Santana who laughs looking over at Mr. and Mrs. Pierce who both are smiling evilly at each other.
"Wow Britts parents are evil." Quinn whispers, laughing at Brittany tearing another layer of box.
"Yeah, it's hilarious though." Santana giggles watching her girlfriend tare through the multiply layers of boxes.
"So did B already give you your present yet?" Quinn asks looking over at the present table that had around fifty presents on it.
"No, you know she always gives it to me when we're alone." Santana smirks laughing when Quinn's face twists in disgust. "I wasn't referring to that although I defiantly will be getting some of that too." she smiles as Brittany finally gets down to the last box.
"Here baby it goes with your earring." Brittany hands her the necklace box with a diamond studded necklace.
"Thanks Mr. and Mrs. P," Santana smiles at them as Brittany brings several more presents with her.
"Your welcome sweetie, it was worth seeing how frustrated Brittany got." Mrs. Pierce laughs.
Brittany opens several more presents before Rachel, Mercedes and Kurt finally get up to ask Santana what this is about.
"Um Santana, I would like-" Rachel starts until Santana turns shooting her a death glare and she ducks behind Mercedes and Kurt.
"Satan you do know that you're supposed to open your own gifts, right." Kurt bravely says backing up a little.
"Shut it Pretty Pony I am opening my presents." Santana growls trying to keep her temper under control.
"No, I hate to tell you, but Brittany is." Mercedes points out wondering why no one else is having an issue.
"Wheezy, you'd better take Man Hands and Pretty Pony with you back to your table before I go All Lima Heights on you." Santana glares at them as the three of them back up.
Brittany finally notices the tension when she hands Santana two more of her presents. She shuffles over to Mrs. Lopez and whispers something; nodding Mrs. Lopez stands up and taps her knife on a cup.
"Okay I know that there are a number of you who have never attended one of Santana's birthday parties so I thought I'd clear a few things up. First you need to know that since they met when they were five Brittany had been opening all of Santana's gifts unless it was Brittany who got it for her. My lovely daughter could care less about opening gifts unlike Britt, she just wants the gifts inside. So yes this means that every Christmas and birthday for the last thirteen years Brittany had opened all of Santana's presents. Second is that Santana will according to Brittany "cut" anyone who tries to tell her it's wrong." Mrs. Lopez sats down nodding at Brittany.
After Brittany finishes opening all the presents the cake is brought out and shortly after that everyone starts to leave.
"I'll see you at school tomorrow." Quinn waves being the last of the friends to leave. Now only Santana and Brittany's parents are left.
"Girls really, Brittany haven't you found that gum you lost earlier yet?" Mr. Pierce teases as they break apart both smiling sheepishly.
"Sweetie leave them alone," Mrs. Pierce wacks her husband's arm. "They're also adults now so it's not like we can stop them."
"Oh look we're embarrassing them." laughs Mrs. Lopez.
"Mom, I thought you guys would be leaving. Don't you guys have to go to work tomorrow?" Santana says.
"Oh, come one honey we're just teasing you and we have a gift for the both of you." Mr. Lopez points at her wife and the Pierces. He pauses wanting to build tension.
"Mr. L don't tease us, what is it?" Brittany pouts and of course no one can say no to a Brittany pout.
"Here, we all decided that we are sick of hearing the two of you go at it so we-" both Mr. Lopez and Mr. Pierce start handing over two keys.
"An apartment." shouts Mrs. Lopez and Mrs. Pierce, hugging the two girls slightly crying.
"Wait you what!" stammers Santana unable to think, her mind is blown.
"So are you kicking us out?" Brittany asks very confused.
"In short sweetie, yes. We moved all your stuff in earlier today so you can go there tonight, but you better still attend school and I excepted you to come to each of our houses at least twice a week for dinner." Mrs. Pierce sternly told the girls before kissing them and dragging her husband out to the car where Katie their ten year old daughter is waiting.
"We'll see you at the Pierce's tomorrow for dinner." Mrs. Lopez hugs them both as well.
"Behave," Mr. Lopez says before leaving with his wife.
Santana turns to Brittany who is smiling ear to ear. She can't help, but giggle at how adorable her tall blonde dancer is. The Latina is lifted off the ground and spun around.
"I finally get you all to myself all the time." Brittany whispers finally putting her girl down.
"Well then let's go. I wants my birthday sex." Santana drags Brittany out to the car.
Santana drives them the ten minutes from Breadstixs to the main road and easily finds the apartment building. They make their way up to their unit, apartment number six.
"Hold up B," Santana says as Brittany turns the key. "I want to carry you over the threshold."
"But San we're not married and it's your birthday."
"Exactly thus I should be able to do what I want." Santana pouts before picking Brittany up and carrying her in.
"This place is amazing," Brittany whispers, "Now San, go into the bedroom I have to go get your present." she orders.
Ten long minutes according to Santana, she is situated in bed with only her red lace underwear on when Brittany comes in. Her eyes bug out of her head upon seeing her hot dancer standing in front of her wearing only a black thong. Climbing on top of the Latina she pulls out handcuffs, cuffing her to the head board. Five hours later they are cuddling together Santana still breathing heavy.
"B that was FUCKING amazing." heaves Santana still recovering from Brittany's present. "Best Birthday Present Ever."
"Yeah well you know me I aim to please." Brittany smiles pulling Santana closer.
"Right now I'm really glad our parents got us our own place cause I think we would have waken the rents with how loud you got me to scream your name. I didn't even know I could go that high."
"So I take it we'll be doing that again." Brittany smirks. "Cause you know I don't think I mind dominating you."
"You know what I don't mind being dominated especially by you babe. If you do that to that to me for the rest of our lives I'll die a happy woman."
"Night Sanny," Brittany sleepily murmurs.
"Night B," Santana says completely surprised at how much she like Brittany dominating her.