Juliet's Temper Tantrum
So I'm hanging out at a ball with my parents. I accidentally stepped on someone's foot, so I turned to apologize. It was this guy named Romeo, I think he's about 17. Anyway, we talked for a little bit, and the next thing I know, he's climbing up to my balcony at 2 am! Professing his love for me, we met like 9 hours ago for five minutes! Plus, I already have a boyfriend!
This Shakespeare guy must be off his rocker, because I end up marrying this guy! Did I mention he's a Montague, the enemy of the Capulets. It just so happens, that I'm a Capulet! Now don't get me wrong, he's cute and nice and stuff. It's just weird! Then my cousin dies, and Paris dies, and I die! Even Romeo dies! I don't think I like this play anymore, I'm sorry Mr. Shakespeare; but I QUIT!