This Fanfic makes little to no sense at all, and my aim is to be funny, so I'm hoping it is! It's basically what I was thinking after I read book 5 of the amazing Demonata series by the equally as amazing Darren Shan, and then it turns into epic weirdness... Enjoy!

Warning! At the beginning, it spoils a bit of book 5 of Demonata, so I hope that doesn't effect much for you... And if I messed up on ANYTHING in the story, I'm REALLY sorry, but I am only human as far as I know, and writing random fan fictions at two in the morning is hard when you want it to be grammatically correct! So if there is anything wrong with it, like if I flip-flop with the tense, I'm sorry and PLEASE tell me if I do. I love constructive criticism! :) And again, enjoy!

Yay! Book six has Grubbs in it! Although, in the fifth book Juni was - as my dad would say- in cahoots with Lord Loss, that weird, evil, demonic creeper! He should go back to where he came from, drink some tea and play chess with his familiars, because if not, I will go into his realm, and tickle him to death! I wonder how that will work out... I would probably be killed.

Beranabus, as little as I know about him, I know he will kick some demonic bu- *gets attacked by Vein and Artery and has to fight for life. Mr Crepsley comes along and throws Artery in a magically appearing dumpster, triggering a song from Family Guy to come to mind... "I'm just a prom night dumpster baby!"- while Vancha falls from the ceiling and lands on Vein. She survives the shock, but gets really mad and tries to bite Vancha, then RV falls from the ceiling and lands on Vancha, getting him mad and he tries to bite RV, but in at the same time, it temporarily paralyzed Vein. For the first time, I can say, I am grateful to a psychopathic Vampaneze.

"Even I'm surprised!" RV exclaims, still sitting on Vancha. Grubbs randomly appears and stands there looking stupid and confused, then Dervish crashes through a wall wearing a jet pack and starts singing about his love for Juni, then he sees Juni and Lord Loss riding off into a demonic sunset on a pony pooping out rainbows, as Artery drags the temporarily paralyzed Vein around, at the same time, throwing flower petals behind them. At the sight of this act, Dervish gets very offended, and screams, "I feel offended... AGAIN!" in a very odd voice, then a phone appears out of thin air and he dials a number.

He hangs up after a very odd conversation which seemed to be about gummy bears, then forty Lambs come crashing through the walls.

Grubbs sees them and squeals and ducks for cover under a table. I'm starting to think that Dervish calls the Lambs in for everything. The Lambs stand there and don't know what they were called for, and Vancha suggests that they all get burritos from... (And just so your warned, this makes no sense) McDonald's. Mr Crepsley yells about not liking burritos, sits on the floor and pouts, but Dervish, Grubbs, RV, and the Lambs are happy and squeal with excitement.

Lord Loss and Juni come back wearing weird hats, and as they return, everyone else is leaving, so they feel betrayed.

At McDonald's, RV, Dervish, Grubbs, Vancha, Mr. Crepsley and all forty of the Lambs take a seat at a particularly large booth, and they scream, "BURRITOS FOR ALL!" at the top of their voices, and a giant plates of burritos land on their table.

"This is extremely unrealistic," Grubbs murmurs to himself and looks down at the table, shaking his head. In the middle of the room, there is a potato running around in circles, on fire, wearing an Uncle Sam costume, and singing the national anthem... In Spanish.

"I think we are hallucinating" Mr Crepsley points out. Every one nods in agreement and eats their burritos as fast as they can.

Vancha is on his fifteenth burrito, when he burped really loudly then jumps out of his seat and onto the table. He stands there for a minute then burps again, louder than before and everyone cheers. All of a sudden, he runs out of the restaurant screaming, "The night of the Vampaneze Lord is at hand... AGAIN!"

In the background the song, 'I'm a Barbie Girl' starts playing and Mr. Crepsley groans, Grubbs covers his ears and bangs his head on the table, Dervish throws a burrito at one of the Lambs' face while RV cheers on the (not exactly) epic battle that will soon ensue. (More like mildly amusing!)

Dervish and one of the Lambs' who was really creepy and looked like he was about to kill someone at any minute take turns slapping each other in the face, the rest of the Lambs argue about cheese, then Mr. Crepsley and Grubbs have a very normal conversation about politics. "No normality allowed here, wherever we are!" RV roars at the pair and starts screaming because he forgot where he was and he thought he had been kidnapped.

At the moment everyone thought it couldn't get any weirder, they are proven wrong when Vancha crashes through the door to the restaurant in a mini-van. "Hey guys!" he yells to get everyone's attention. "Hop in! We're going to Disney World!"

Excited squeals from all except Mr. Crepsley. He frowns and looks disappointed. "I don't want to go to Disney World! I want to go to Disney LAND!" he almost shrieks.

"Fine!" Vancha groans and Dervish comes around to the front seat.

"Shotgun!" Dervish grins. Dervish, Mr. Crepsley and Grubbs pile into the mini-van, but when the Lambs and RV try to get in, Vancha stops them.

"Are you on the list?" he asks them, holding a clipboard with blank pieces of paper on it. He squints at the paper as if it would make him see something. "Frankly no one is! And I don't like you guys anyway, so you have to stay here," he smirks and then closes the door to the van. Then the van starts moving down the road.

"Who's driving this thing?" Grubbs asks. Grubbs shares a worried look with Dervish, who then shares a nervous look with Mr. Crepsley, who shares a nervous look with Grubbs, and then everyone looks nervously at Vancha. He chuckles.

"The magical purple penguins are driving, of course!" he laughs. Everyone screams. Vancha, not understanding why they are screaming, throws his arms in the air and started screaming too, but started about the time everyone else stopped, making him look like an idiot. But that's okay. This whole day has been idiotic.

Last night when I wrote this, I was thinking about whether or not I should write more... What do you think? If you do like it, review! I love reviews! :) I'm going to continue anyway, unless you beg me not to, and in that case I will sit in a corner in a circular room and cry... But anyway... I hope you liked it!